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i'm new to this game and i saw somewhere there it's possible to get Bastila nude in the game,how do you do that?

 

I'm looking forward to it Bastila is hot

 

that is sick you boys should grow up and stop acting like 16 year old boys wanting to look at porn but cant for at least 2 more years sicko's :mad::eek:

 

 

 

The name is King Erin King and this is my sixth post

 

Admittion

 

I am not the only girl to look at this post to let you know

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I agree with FiEND_138 agreeing with ErinKing

 

The great thing about this post is the Crowy's answer (which makes me :lol::lol::lol: very hard whenever I see it), and the responses (which makes me :rofl: ). This is a great thread, for the humor aspect of it.

 

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Like me. :lol:

 

 

I could see it now (one version, at any rate)...

 

*Bastila walks into a room, naked, lightsaber behind her back*

 

Sith #1: Hal...t You're naked....

Bastila: So...

Sith #3: Exactly. Finally, a woman on this planet who doesn't hate us Sith. Don't question it.

Sith #2: :eyeraise: Hey... Wait a minute... How did she get in here? Isn't this supposed to be a restricted area?....... Isn't she Bastila? Couldn't she hurt us badly?

Sith #3: Lighten up dude. What can a little girl like her do to us? I mean if the stupid Vulkars could capture her, how much trouble could she give us; the Sith. Plus Malak will be pleased that we captured her. Who cares if we have a little fun before we give her to Malak.

Sith #1: Hehehe... Not so little actually...

Sith #2: Hehehe... Your right Sith #1. And Sith #3, I should lighten up, because most of the women on this rock do hate us.

Sith #1: My name isn't Sith #1!

Sith #3: My name isn't Sith #3!

Sith #2: Sure they are...*takes out script flips to page they are on* ...see right here, Sith #1 and Sith #3. I am Sith #2. Hmm... it seems now we are supposed to converge on her.

Sith #1: Well duh....

 

*They all converge on her*

 

Sith #2: Wait a minute!!!

Sith #3: What?

Sith #2: I looked farther down, and... I was right!!! SHE HAS A LIGHTSABER!!!

Sith #3: SOUND THE ALARM!

 

*sound of lightsaber swoosh and sickening sound of cutting through flesh*

 

Sith #3: AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEYYYYYYYY!!!!!

Sith #1: RUUUUUUUNNNN... *again lightsaber swooshing and sound of cutting flesh* AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRHHHHH!!!!!

Sith #2: *Gets down on knees and begs for life* PLEASE don't kill me. I never really wanted to have fun with you. You know. You were here.

Bastila: All right. The Jedi don't believe iin killing. I'll let you go, IF you promise not to hit an alarm.

Sith #2: Alright. I won't hit an alarm. just let me get out of here before you start slicing the place up further... Hmm...

Bastila: What?

Sith #2: I just realised, that I have a really good view from...

Bastila: I don't appreciate that, and will have to kill you for it. Damn the Jedi Code.

Sith #2: NO! WAIT! I'm...

 

*lightsaber activating, swooshing, and sound of cutting through flesh*

 

Sith #2: *gurgle* *death rattle*

Bastila: Serves you right.

PC: *comes in the room* Well you can't blame him. You were nake...

Bastila: *Flashes a look colder than Ice ever could*

PC: Never mind! [aside]WOW! That was cold! Maybe I should put some clothes back on her. Gazing at her beautiful body without clothes on, all the time, is more trouble than it is worth. I'll just wait until later in the script to see her naked[/aside]

 

*hands Bastila clothes to put back on*

 

PC: Here is some clothes for you.

Bastila: *activates lightsaber* WHAT! YOU THINK I'M NOT SEXY.

PC: *nervous* No, I just think you would be more comfortable wearing clothes. And you look great in them.

Bastila: *deactivates lightsaber* Oh... Thank you... I guess. *puts clothes on*

PC: :sweating:

 

 

:fett:

 

P.S. If you hate it and think I am a jerk for posting it... Don't take it personally (it is also 02:50 here, so it seems funnier than you may think (or actually is)).

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^^^^

[sigmund Freud]

 

After seeing your lengthly post jedi_5002, I have come to the conclusion that we really need to talk about your Bastila fixation.

 

[/sigmund Freud]

 

J/K :D... or... maybe not! :roleyess:

 

Damn that was a long post, funny yes, but long! :eyeraise:

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