Zoom Rabbit Posted June 27, 2004 Share Posted June 27, 2004 Well Darth, the news in my town right now is that some old guy built a big ass model train. Q: How many adepts of zen does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: What light bulb? ... Oh, never mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted June 27, 2004 Share Posted June 27, 2004 Hmm, this seems kinda risky, but whatever A dyslexic goes to a toga party as a goat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaper Girl Posted June 27, 2004 Share Posted June 27, 2004 Wait...what do you mean she's back? You mean HER?! the stupi- oh HI! So great to see you! j/k JOKE [idiot] its an old one, but a good one. Three guys are running from the police, and they get to a cliff. All of a sudden, a genie appears and says "When you jump over the cliff, yell out what you wish to land in." So the first guy jumps over, and yells out ''Water!" so he lands in water. The second guy jumps and yells "pillows!" so he lands in pillows. The third guy goes to jump off the cliff, but he trips and says "SH*T!" Guess what he landed in? Two guys walked into a bar...the third one ducked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted June 28, 2004 Share Posted June 28, 2004 A dyslexic man walks into a bra. And that's the end of those, I'm sorry to those I have offended and also sorry for saying sorry, as appose to not doing to thing I'm sorry for. A man walks along the road and slips. Silly man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted June 28, 2004 Share Posted June 28, 2004 some of you might know this one.. a horse walks into a bar and the barkeeper asks "why the long face?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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