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A man goes trough a large tunnel, and at the end he is stopped by the cops. A cop tells to him: 'You are the 100th person to go trough this tunnel, and therefore we will give you $1000,- !'

'Great, now i can finally take driving lessons!' The man replies. His wife quickly says: 'Don't mind him, he always says things like that when he's drunk.' Then grandma wakes up in the back of the car, and when she sees the cop, she says: 'I told you a stolen car wouldn't get us very far!' :D

 

And one similar to the last one...

 

A man goes to hell. He is given the choice between heaven and hell, and , like ol' billy, he takes a tour first.

So he looks a t heaven. Everybody is sitting on a cloud, just being bored out of their minds, not doing anything at all. Then, in hell, he sees a nice little bar, everybody is drinking beer, chatting, and they're all very happy, noly they're standing in the sh*t up to their shoulders. So the man thinks a while and decides to go to hell. When the door closes behind him, he hears the devil say: 'Alright, our monthly break is over, go stand on your hands again!':p

 

EDIT: Alright, know another one. Three people are given the death sentence. They will be shot in front of a wall (Forgot the word for it). So the first one stands in front of the wall, and he shouts: 'Hurricane! Hurricane! Look out behind you!' The soldiers that were supposed to shoot him look around and he quickly hops over the wall. The second one stands in front of the wall. He shouts: 'tidal wave! behind you!' And when the soldiers look around, he runs away. Then the third one must stand in front of the wall. He tries to think of something to shout, but he can't think of something. As the soldiers prepare to shoot, he quickly shouts: 'Fire! Fire! Fire dammit!'

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Originally posted by InsaneSith

*walks out* my work is done here.

 

 

I DO NOT COPULATE WITH TWINKIES!!!!!!!

:rofl:

 

I have them all in my 'NNY comics, but still makes me laugh! :D

Johnen Vasques pwns y00!

 

Daddy, please make him die! :D

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Man, I've been through heck this week having to go to group with this 14-year-old punk that lives in my town. He thought he was all that. He was harrasing, no wait, scratch that. He was torturing me and a buddy of mine with all of this lame crap of his. Lies, insults, and pure determination to make us feel like we were kicked in the head by a thoroughbred racing horse. He was full of it. It was his own stupidity that ridiculed him at the end of the week, though. I just merely helped.

 

(No, I didn't kill him. I just showed him what he'd feel like when HE was humiliated in front of HIS own friends. The same kind of humiliation he did unto me. That was the 2nd time I'd had to deal with that kind of crap in my whole entire social real world life. And before anyone gives me a lecture on bullying, I already did talk with the proper authorities. While they disagreed that I shouldn't have "owned" him, they did agree with me that he really deserved what he got when he messed with the wrong guy.)

 

"It's always the nice ones that go psycho."- a quote from god knows what movie.

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