Keyan Farlander Posted July 28, 2004 Posted July 28, 2004 Originally posted by Commander 598 But wouldn't it be far simpler to remove the aliens from the equation? Well, the last time aliens invaded, all they did was force the most intelligent of us to pair off and mate continuously. Oh yes... 10 points to the first one to name that Futurama episode.
Commander 598 Posted July 28, 2004 Posted July 28, 2004 Would it by any chance be the one where they crash on an Amazon planet? all they did was force the most intelligent of us to pair off and mate continuously. Oh yes... Well, once I kill off all the aliens, I would more or less be the "Ruler" of this section of the galaxy, so...
Dr Edison 007 Posted July 28, 2004 Posted July 28, 2004 What aliens? Are you an ultra-conservative from Texas?
Keyan Farlander Posted July 29, 2004 Posted July 29, 2004 Originally posted by Commander 598 Would it by any chance be the one where they crash on an Amazon planet? Negative. Well, once I kill off all the aliens, I would more or less be the "Ruler" of this section of the galaxy, so... If you had read Sphere you'd know there are such things as aliens that can't be killed. Because they exist partially in other dimentions. Or something.
Commander 598 Posted July 30, 2004 Posted July 30, 2004 The episode would be the one about the thousand year old TV series(And the race of aliens that make Hutts look skinny). f you had read Sphere you'd know there are such things as aliens that can't be killed. Because they exist partially in other dimentions. Or something. Well, thats why "I" invent a device to transport me to alternate dimensions and kill them, while the device is conveniently destroyed along with any notes to it's design.
Keyan Farlander Posted July 30, 2004 Posted July 30, 2004 Originally posted by Commander 598 The episode would be the one about the thousand year old TV series(And the race of aliens that make Hutts look skinny). Coincidently (or perhaps not!) it was just on. Well, thats why "I" invent a device to transport me to alternate dimensions and kill them, while the device is conveniently destroyed along with any notes to it's design. Ah, but inventing such a device would surely require solving several differential equations, proving that you need them in order to prevent yourself from needing them. So either way, you need them. Ha ha!
edlib Posted July 30, 2004 Posted July 30, 2004 "Single Female Lawyer,.. havin' lots of sex!" Seems to me that Commander could hire you to solve the differential equations used to make his device run, so that the aliens won't make him solve them. It's like a foolproof plan,.. or something...
Commander 598 Posted July 30, 2004 Posted July 30, 2004 "World's Shortiest Skirt" Seems to me that Commander could hire you to solve the differential equations used to make his device run, so that the aliens won't make him solve them. Exactly. *Opens Niner's Wallet* Cash, Check, or Credit Card?
Dr Edison 007 Posted July 30, 2004 Posted July 30, 2004 We need two forms of I.D. for you to use a check. So I'd say cash because hookers my business associates don't take credit cards.
Keyan Farlander Posted July 30, 2004 Posted July 30, 2004 Originally posted by Commander 598 "World's Shortiest Skirt" Exactly. *Opens Niner's Wallet* Cash, Check, or Credit Card? To tell you the truth I'd rather be paid in human blood. Just bring me some of Niner's blood and we'll call it even.
Keyan Farlander Posted August 2, 2004 Posted August 2, 2004 Originally posted by Commander 598 *Unsheathes Katana* You want all of it? Of course not. Good heavens, man, I'm not a weirdo
Commander 598 Posted August 2, 2004 Posted August 2, 2004 Well, why not? It's not like he's actually gonna have it anymore when I get done. Cutting one's throat has that effect...
Keyan Farlander Posted August 3, 2004 Posted August 3, 2004 Well, I guess if he's going to die anyway, sure, you might as well get it all for me. ...I wonder if this is "Keeping Niner Entertained"?
Admiral Odin Posted August 3, 2004 Posted August 3, 2004 come on think long term. knock Niner out, strap him to a chair then every couple of days take a pint. This will also allow us to continue to use his credit cards.
Rebel Loyaltist Posted August 3, 2004 Posted August 3, 2004 Does the whole tying up bit involve leatehr masks, suits, whips, chains and pinchers?
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