PoM Posted August 21, 2005 Posted August 21, 2005 (is that supposed to be "because he knew he would need to"? Anyway... Continuation: think.
90SK Posted August 21, 2005 Posted August 21, 2005 ((whoops. sorry about that ) So he did, for quite a while. He sat on a rock, pondering. Finally he had a revelation.
PoM Posted August 22, 2005 Posted August 22, 2005 It was very, very complicated and kinda wierd too. The revelation, he wrote on the rock. On the rock, it said:
The Bard Posted August 22, 2005 Posted August 22, 2005 **** me and mary me young. What was that?? Was it some sort of love letter or somthing?? he couldn't stop wondering. Now he just had to figure out who wrote it.He found out quickly because below this was a signature. It read:
The Bard Posted August 22, 2005 Posted August 22, 2005 "Nice'' said he. "I wrote it. How spectacular. HOW INTERESTING!!! HOW FRIGIN AMAZING.I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTER.''
PoM Posted August 23, 2005 Posted August 23, 2005 But it was butter! Suddenly, the stone turned into butter!
The Bard Posted August 23, 2005 Posted August 23, 2005 So he ate it but then he realized it was really a stone. So he fainted and was driven to the hospital.
PoM Posted August 23, 2005 Posted August 23, 2005 At the hospital, an assassin tried to get in, but was stopped by (censor). (censor) decided to go talk to Billy about...
The Bard Posted August 23, 2005 Posted August 23, 2005 But billy then left because he wasn't part pf this story. (billy is the character of neverwnding story thread, piece of metal)
PoM Posted August 23, 2005 Posted August 23, 2005 (I know, but he got to this hospital by kicking his own face with his sixth leg!) Anyway, Billy still left because he forgot why he was there. So (censor) decided to go talk to our hero about...
The Bard Posted August 25, 2005 Posted August 25, 2005 called BE MY WIFE. It was written by will smith but he decided to put it down after a few seconds. So (censor) talked to our hero about something called...
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