VampireNaomi Posted October 28, 2004 Posted October 28, 2004 I don't know if anyone noticed, but I was gone for a couple of days. This was due to a really stupid problem I had with my e-mail: I had to get a new account and when I changed it on these forums I never got an e-mail verification, and because of that I wasn't allowed to post anything in a while. In result I tried changing my e-mail again, got several new accounts on different servers and finally, after this frustrating fight, got everything working again. Aren't I a good girl, or what? Oh, and the point of this useless thread is... well... Don't trust saunalahti.fi when it comes to getting a good e-mail for these forums. Just a warning.
Sallim Posted October 28, 2004 Posted October 28, 2004 Ehem... yeah I noticed. I just check randomly, dont need a email notfication. And yes youre a good girl,... but arent all girls good ? At least I believe in it lol. Nah, welcome back.
El Virus Posted October 28, 2004 Posted October 28, 2004 I noticed, the forums have been kind of dead this last few days, but I have kept my self entertained with LCNA, as well as with VSE. By the way, she is a good girl, but I know quite a lot of girls in my country who I don't like due to their personality. I would have never taken that web page onto account, great you're back though.
Mafiozi Posted January 7, 2005 Posted January 7, 2005 Heh, sorry but never thought that ur a girl at all That happens(happened to me on a diferent forum once), u should've emailed admin and he'd fix ur accaunt
VampireNaomi Posted January 7, 2005 Author Posted January 7, 2005 Originally posted by Mafiozi Heh, sorry but never thought that ur a girl at all That happens(happened to me on a diferent forum once), u should've emailed admin and he'd fix ur accaunt Well, to be completely honest with you, I am not a girl. I am a genderless blob of goo whose only purpose in life is to spam these forums. I did ask Thrik about the matter, but he suggested me to try again before anything was done. And it worked.
JofaGuht Posted January 7, 2005 Posted January 7, 2005 Originally posted by VampireNaomi Well, to be completely honest with you, I am not a girl. I am a genderless blob of goo whose only purpose in life is to spam these forums. Yes, but a sexy genderless blob of goo. Does it make someone gay to find a genderless blob of goo sexy? I'm referring to a friend of mine, of course. Yeah, that's it, a friend. BTW, is there any cyclin or something controlling your growth? Because, if not, could you drown the population of Chicago in yourself to give me a quick boost in my plan for world domination?
VampireNaomi Posted January 8, 2005 Author Posted January 8, 2005 Unfortunately I can't grow that big, but I have learnt to divide in two or three when needed. That way I can use the keyboard and mouse at the same time. Also, dividing into two is much easier than trying to find another blob for certain activities.
JofaGuht Posted January 9, 2005 Posted January 9, 2005 Certain activities such as merging into a single entity? Like mashed patatos? Except more blob-like? One more question: have you ever fought face-to-face (well...I guess blobs don't have faces) with a giant earthworm? Does it make you gay to want to fight with a giant earthworm?...I'm still talking about my friend, of course.
GendoTheGreat Posted January 10, 2005 Posted January 10, 2005 Taking it up the butt makes you gay. I don't know what wanting to fight a giant earthworm makes you, but stay right the hell away from me.
VampireNaomi Posted January 10, 2005 Author Posted January 10, 2005 Yes, that is exactly what I talked about when I said "certain activities". What else could it have been? No, I don't fight earthworms. There was a problem with them here once, but they all moved away when I got here. I wonder why... I like them -- with taco sauce, of course.
JofaGuht Posted January 10, 2005 Posted January 10, 2005 Originally posted by GendoTheGreat Taking it up the butt makes you gay. I don't know what wanting to fight a giant earthworm makes you, but stay right the hell away from me. Don't get all 818 on me. Taking it up the butt doesn't make you gay, it just makes you open-minded. And the "friend" I'm talking about is one of the most open-minded guy I know.
GendoTheGreat Posted January 11, 2005 Posted January 11, 2005 Two strangers pass one another in a public street: Stranger #1: [nods and smiles] "'Morning" Stranger #2: [screaming] "I WANT TO FIGHT A GIANT EARTHWORM!" Stranger #1: "Jesus Christ!" [loses balance, falls onto the road and is crushed by a passing bus] The moral of the story is that taking it up the butt does make you gay. My friend Al told me so, and he's the gayest guy I know. And I must continue to insist that your 'friend' stay the hell away from me and my children (IF I ever have any and IF the mother demands I take a DNA test under penalty of law and IF the test proves that they're mine.) Thank you.
VampireNaomi Posted January 11, 2005 Author Posted January 11, 2005 I have a question. Does it make you gay if you do a man up the butt? I mean, you can do a woman like that and you wouldn't be gay, so what's really the difference between men and women in the back area? And if a woman takes it up the butt, she isn't gay, right? Does it count if it's done by another woman with a dildo? Technically, the first woman isn't taking it from the second, but from the... toy. ... Now look what you people have done to my innocent mind!
GendoTheGreat Posted January 11, 2005 Posted January 11, 2005 To be perfectly honest, my source on the whole up-the-butt = gay thing is not the most reliable. You see, my friend Al isn't really the gayest guy I know - that would be Jay, my best friend in primary school, who lives up north somewhere with his boyfriend. But I haven't see him in like ten years so he doesn't really count. I can assure you though that Al is really very gay - he just doesn't seem in the least bit inclined to pursue it in any way, or even to explore his gayness. But he really is quite gay. I hope that helps make things clear for you.
JofaGuht Posted January 11, 2005 Posted January 11, 2005 Okay, I've had a rough day. My randomness ends here.
GendoTheGreat Posted January 11, 2005 Posted January 11, 2005 Does that mean that I too can be sane again?
VampireNaomi Posted January 12, 2005 Author Posted January 12, 2005 Nah, none of us can ever be sane. However, it's still the best to stop here before someone gets a mental breakdown.
GendoTheGreat Posted January 12, 2005 Posted January 12, 2005 If I didn't have a mental breakdown at least once a year I'd think something was wrong.
JofaGuht Posted January 13, 2005 Posted January 13, 2005 I'm in a better mood today. Unfortunately, I will continue to make sense. Actually, this temporary depression is really odd for me. Somebody today said one of my comments was "relevant". That completely threw me off.
VampireNaomi Posted January 13, 2005 Author Posted January 13, 2005 Originally posted by JofaGuht Somebody today said one of my comments was "relevant". That completely threw me off. Run for cover, the world is about to end! Erm, what does "relevant" even mean? I'm in Psychology class and don't have my dictionary in my hands.
GendoTheGreat Posted January 13, 2005 Posted January 13, 2005 Originally posted by JofaGuht Somebody today said one of my comments was "relevant". That completely threw me off. Are you alright, man? Believe me when I say that I've been where you are now, and it truly does hurt.
El Virus Posted January 13, 2005 Posted January 13, 2005 Well, well, I leave this forum for three weeks, and the next thing I find out is that you are discussing what is and isn't gay. Iwould reply to the topic, but I didn't take the time to read them fully. EDIT: Sorry about a spelling mistake there, it's just that this keyboard is not exactly good.
JofaGuht Posted January 13, 2005 Posted January 13, 2005 Virus, it's called evolution. I think Darwin said something like, "The best laid plans of mice and men often become pointless and occasionally funny." Originally posted by GendoTheGreat Are you alright, man? Believe me when I say that I've been where you are now, and it truly does hurt. Well, it was the first time I was called that by a reasonable person. There is a pal, Jason, who sees eye to eye to my abstractness. i.e.: Me: Dude, man, check this out....uh....sh*t, let me think....oh yeah! It's like there's you know this one thing it just controls everything...you know, like....YEAH! Jason: Dude! I never thought about it way! YEAH! HOLY S H I T! :::500th post edition:::
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