PoM Posted August 7, 2005 Author Share Posted August 7, 2005 ...Scared him to death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bard Posted August 7, 2005 Share Posted August 7, 2005 Then he ran to the bar he saw and asked for a shot of tequila. When he had all the hair in his chest(hehe) he ran to defeat all the ninjas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjølen Posted August 7, 2005 Share Posted August 7, 2005 After the ninjas were pwned, he settled down and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted August 7, 2005 Share Posted August 7, 2005 ate a caramel sundae. But there was something wrong, the sundae... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bard Posted August 7, 2005 Share Posted August 7, 2005 had turd in it. He said "HEY WAITER!! MY sundae has turd in it". ''i know'' replied the water,''it is mine''. Our hero looked at him and puked all of his suit. The waiter puked also and:''you idiot, i was joking!!! That's chocolate!'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjølen Posted August 7, 2005 Share Posted August 7, 2005 Then, TheBard was banned from this discussion because Billy's stomach couldn't handle any more of his cockknockery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Flibble Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 And they all lived happily ever after. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bard Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 And so billy got himself a wife. The beautiful Kjolen was of course his lovely mistress. The next day they went shopping and bought a pack of eggs, milk, butter and some new clothes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Flibble Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 These were of course Love Eggs, and Billy got horrible diseases from them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bard Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 So, his wife made him some muffins for him to feel better. And after that a good nights sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Flibble Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 Billy realised his story was being told by someone who believed that progression was for idiots and that non seqiturs are always funny. In a moment of Matrix-like panic he licks a disabled guy and then takes a lot of pills. Blue ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bard Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 So, after a hard day's work he went home to his wife. And she said to him:''honey, i made this pie for you i hope you like it'' Billy tried and said: ''how lovely''. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 ...at which point his wife immediatly divorced Billy because he was being overly nice when she told him to simply cut down on the swearing and immature crap. She took the family pig and left the house only to be... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fealiks Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 raped and killed by michael jackson who was trialed and let off... michael then went over to his friend's house where they spent hous developing an A-bomb they accidentally cloned it (dont ask me) and set them all off for a joke. then they realised that they had put in a divice that maked it clone itself instead of blowing up. as soon as one was cloned, its clone cloned another and so on this went on for several days until finally they squeezed together and blew up the universe. the "big bang" created a new one though. THIS WAS NOT A DREAM. ... (no one said how long it could be ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fender Posted August 13, 2005 Share Posted August 13, 2005 In a Review of the New Universe, Billy gave it a 78. He said "It had a good beat, and I could dance to it". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bard Posted August 13, 2005 Share Posted August 13, 2005 But he soon got tired because he was depressed. Oh so depressed he was, oh no, yes he was, yes but Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Flibble Posted August 13, 2005 Share Posted August 13, 2005 But then he realised that if he could start a story with multiple writers then instead of continuing the story they'd all add in random bananas, so Billy grabbed his shotgun and jumped in his poom poom wagon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bard Posted August 13, 2005 Share Posted August 13, 2005 So he drove to the bakary to have some bread. Oh so delicious it was. Miss Bistis really outdid herself this time. The bread was sooo good. So good indeed. Good good. Good good. Oh yes it was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Flibble Posted August 13, 2005 Share Posted August 13, 2005 (WTF? Where did you pull bakery from? Okay, its random but...) Bread. Billy's mind was full of bread. It was now corsing through his veins. It was falling out his ears, and it was welling up behind his eyes. He feel to the groud and orgasmed bread. His tears of joy became crumbs, his gasps forming into bagettes as he breathed. He lay, quietly panting,crumbs pouring from his mouth, and grinned softly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bard Posted August 13, 2005 Share Posted August 13, 2005 And so he ate turd. yes turd turd turd turd. oh **** i said turd oh **** i said turd turdturd turd., Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Flibble Posted August 13, 2005 Share Posted August 13, 2005 Dude what the **** is up with you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoM Posted August 14, 2005 Author Share Posted August 14, 2005 Bard, please stop spamming my thread with turds. Continuing the story: He decided to go home and eat his sweet, sweet bread. Outside his house, he saw a flying car, but it wasn't flying, it was actually standing on the ground, and looked like a normal car, but... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Flibble Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 It wasn't flying, not as such. It seemed to be travelling at a ground level of its own devising. Billy approached it in a dreamlike state, still dripping criossants from his mouth. From a distance it was travelling quite quickly, but up close it wasn't moving at all. Billy reached out a crumb laden hand to open the door when... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 Bard, please stop spamming my thread with turds. You may as well count that as your second warning Bard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fealiks Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 then he got off the game that was the last 6 posts excluding joshi's (the new universe people) "ΦΩΡΡΘ Ζΰίμξ!!!! ύЩЩ.... ФХϋЋ?" he asked in greek, the new universal language "dude what you said doesnt make sense" said the remainders of his child then he realised that he only existed in words!! MUHAHAHAHA!!!! im killing him looooook BILLY anyway billy's dead the new character is *drumrolls*... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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