The never ending story!(Reply, or else!)

[PoM]

...Scared him to death.

[The Bard]

Then he ran to the bar he saw and asked for a shot of tequila. When he had all the hair in his chest(hehe) he ran to defeat all the ninjas.

[Kjølen]

After the ninjas were pwned, he settled down and...

[Joshi]

ate a caramel sundae. But there was something wrong, the sundae...

[The Bard]

had turd in it. He said "HEY WAITER!! MY sundae has turd in it". ''i know'' replied the water,''it is mine''. Our hero looked at him and puked all of his suit. The waiter puked also and:''you idiot, i was joking!!! That's chocolate!''

[Kjølen]

Then, TheBard was banned from this discussion because Billy's stomach couldn't handle any more of his cockknockery.

[Mr Flibble]

And they all lived happily ever after.

[The Bard]

And so billy got himself a wife. The beautiful Kjolen was of course his lovely mistress. The next day they went shopping and bought a pack of eggs, milk, butter and some new clothes.

[Mr Flibble]

These were of course Love Eggs, and Billy got horrible diseases from them.

[The Bard]

So, his wife made him some muffins for him to feel better. And after that a good nights sleep.

[Mr Flibble]

Billy realised his story was being told by someone who believed that progression was for idiots and that non seqiturs are always funny.

In a moment of Matrix-like panic he licks a disabled guy and then takes a lot of pills. Blue ones.

[The Bard]

So, after a hard day's work he went home to his wife. And she said to him:''honey, i made this pie for you i hope you like it'' Billy tried and said: ''how lovely''.

[Joshi]

...at which point his wife immediatly divorced Billy because he was being overly nice when she told him to simply cut down on the swearing and immature crap. She took the family pig and left the house only to be...

[Fealiks]

raped and killed by michael jackson who was trialed and let off... michael then went over to his friend's house where they spent hous developing an A-bomb they accidentally cloned it (dont ask me) and set them all off for a joke. then they realised that they had put in a divice that maked it clone itself instead of blowing up. as soon as one was cloned, its clone cloned another and so on this went on for several days until finally they squeezed together and blew up the universe. the "big bang" created a new one though. THIS WAS NOT A DREAM.

 

 

...

 

(no one said how long it could be )

[Fender]

In a Review of the New Universe, Billy gave it a 78. He said "It had a good beat, and I could dance to it".

[The Bard]

But he soon got tired because he was depressed. Oh so depressed he was, oh no, yes he was, yes but

[Mr Flibble]

But then he realised that if he could start a story with multiple writers then instead of continuing the story they'd all add in random bananas, so Billy grabbed his shotgun and jumped in his poom poom wagon.

[The Bard]

So he drove to the bakary to have some bread. Oh so delicious it was. Miss Bistis really outdid herself this time. The bread was sooo good. So good indeed. Good good. Good good. Oh yes it was.

[Mr Flibble]

(WTF? Where did you pull bakery from? Okay, its random but...)

 

Bread. Billy's mind was full of bread. It was now corsing through his veins. It was falling out his ears, and it was welling up behind his eyes.

He feel to the groud and orgasmed bread. His tears of joy became crumbs, his gasps forming into bagettes as he breathed.

He lay, quietly panting,crumbs pouring from his mouth, and grinned softly.

[The Bard]

And so he ate turd. yes turd turd turd turd. oh **** i said turd oh **** i said turd turdturd turd.,

[Mr Flibble]

Dude what the **** is up with you?

[PoM]

Bard, please stop spamming my thread with turds.

 

Continuing the story:

He decided to go home and eat his sweet, sweet bread.

Outside his house, he saw a flying car, but it wasn't flying, it was actually standing on the ground, and looked like a normal car, but...

[Mr Flibble]

It wasn't flying, not as such.

It seemed to be travelling at a ground level of its own devising.

Billy approached it in a dreamlike state, still dripping criossants from his mouth.

From a distance it was travelling quite quickly, but up close it wasn't moving at all.

Billy reached out a crumb laden hand to open the door when...

[Joshi]

Bard, please stop spamming my thread with turds.

 

You may as well count that as your second warning Bard.

[Fealiks]

then he got off the game that was the last 6 posts excluding joshi's (the new universe people)

"ΦΩΡΡΘ Ζΰίμξ!!!! ύЩЩ.... ФХϋЋ?" he asked in greek, the new universal language

"dude what you said doesnt make sense" said the remainders of his child

then he realised that he only existed in words!! MUHAHAHAHA!!!! im killing him looooook

BILLY

 

 

anyway billy's dead the new character is *drumrolls*...