Purple Squid Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 Aww. Poor thing. Emotions are beneficial only in controlled doses. Eh, well. If I wasn't a girl would it be cool if I could... ... Hmm. Is anything cooler when done by a girl? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sokolov Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 Eh, well. If I wasn't a girl would it be cool if I could... ... Hmm. Is anything cooler when done by a girl? Childbirth? I find the image of a man giving birth udderly uncool. And just not right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Squid Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 Childbirth? I find the image of a man giving birth udderly uncool. And just not right. True. I'm not sure I'd like to see a guy giving birth. And babies are gross anyway. You know, these boards get really weird at night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sokolov Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 True. I'm not sure I'd like to see a guy giving birth. And babies are gross anyway. You know, these boards get really weird at night. Which is when I am usually able to be on. I see no coincidence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Squid Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 Which is when I am usually able to be on. I see no coincidence. You are a weird guy. Really. You're far too sensitive to not be a girly man. This is good, don't take it otherwise. Another question: If Raz's dad (Tom) cared so much about his little boy, why did he rip the pamphlet up? Was it a...sudden flare of anger thing? Because he was all 'I love you! Go be a psychic loser, boy!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sokolov Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 You are a weird guy. Really. You're far too sensitive to not be a girly man. This is good, don't take it otherwise. Another question: If Raz's dad (Tom) cared so much about his little boy, why did he rip the pamphlet up? Was it a...sudden flare of anger thing? Because he was all 'I love you! Go be a psychic loser, boy!' Hmmm... plot development? That and aren't memory vaults from the owner's POV? Sensitive, yes. Girlyman, TBD. I have my phases. It's like being bipolar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Squid Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 Hmmm... plot development? That and aren't memory vaults from the owner's POV? Sensitive, yes. Girlyman, TBD. I have my phases. It's like being bipolar! Yes, they are from the character's point of view... but if Raz sees his dad as a crazy zombie man, why doesn't he see him like that in the vault? Bigender! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sokolov Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 Yes, they are from the character's point of view... but if Raz sees his dad as a crazy zombie man, why doesn't he see him like that in the vault? Bigender! We wouldn't want to spoil the Meat Circus early, now. At the end of the day I think it was that whole parental protection thing I hear so much about. Knowing that they 'have many enemies out there' that are psychic-ly gifted as well makes Raz's dad (I should think of a name for him to. Tis all the rage!) a little wary of sending one of his children out to face reality at such a young age. Maybe male with a good size pinch of extra-gender character. Spicy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Squid Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 We wouldn't want to spoil the Meat Circus early, now. At the end of the day I think it was that whole parental protection thing I hear so much about. Knowing that they 'have many enemies out there' that are psychic-ly gifted as well makes Raz's dad (I should think of a name for him to. Tis all the rage!) a little wary of sending one of his children out to face reality at such a young age. Maybe male with a good size pinch of extra-gender character. Spicy! You should make a name so I can put it on my list... TomArminDmitriFajaSkinnyGuy. Faja was Darth, if you couldn't tell. Oh, that girl. A laugh and a half. Ohoho. Quite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sokolov Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 Pavlov? Always liked that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sokolov Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 Also PatchOverCrotchMan will do. Why is it right there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Squid Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 Pavlov? Always liked that one. Oooh. That's a good one. Very fitting. Now I scribble it down... So, if every character has a sort of name-play, why is Crispin's name Crispin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Squid Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 Also PatchOverCrotchMan will do. Why is it right there? GHASP. YOU NOTICED IT TOO? I think it's the best place in the world for a polka-dotty patch. Or at least the most interesting. Why would he even need a patch there, I wonder? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sokolov Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 He's like potato chips. Greasy and crispy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Squid Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 He's like potato chips. Greasy and crispy. Ahh. Explains the icky hair... Man. I hope Klia doesn't read this post. Or any of the ones about Tom's crotch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sokolov Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 GHASP. YOU NOTICED IT TOO? I think it's the best place in the world for a polka-dotty patch. Or at least the most interesting. Why would he even need a patch there, I wonder? Let's just avoid that topic all together, shall we? I wonder if it's genetic... Lucky Raz... O.O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SandyPhanta Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 Also PatchOverCrotchMan will do. Why is it right there? HA! and thats excactly what went through my mind when I first saw him too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Squid Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 But COME ON! That man and his strategically placed patches are a gold-mine of conversation! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sokolov Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 See last post, small print. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Squid Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 Yes, yes. I saw it. Genetic? Sokolov, I thought for a moment you were sensitive. Well, maybe Tom... does a lot of splits? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sokolov Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 Yes, yes. I saw it. Genetic? Sokolov, I thought for a moment you were sensitive. Well, maybe Tom... does a lot of splits? He has always reminded me of a flamingo of sorts. It seems he should be standing on one leg half the time or something. Maybe his knees bend backwards, also. And I told you. I have phases. If you read my posts over time, they vary from just fabulous to cold and logical, (lisps) silly thing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Squid Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 He has always reminded me of a flamingo of sorts. It seems he should be standing on one leg half the time or something. Maybe his knees bend backwards, also. And I told you. I have phases. If you read my posts over time, they vary from just fabulous to cold and logical, (lisps) silly thing! I'm pretty sure he could--from Raz's view he seems to be a contortionist... And that always gets cool points with me. Also draws my attention away from his crotch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sokolov Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 I'm pretty sure he could--from Raz's view he seems to be a contortionist... And that always gets cool points with me. Also draws my attention away from his crotch. HA! We've discovered the secret of his power! Hypnotic Crotch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Squid Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 HA! We've discovered the secret of his power! Hypnotic Crotch! ...Now how many other psychic contortionists can do that? Yes, he has a very nice crotch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SandyPhanta Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 HA! We've discovered the secret of his power! Hypnotic Crotch! I KNEW IT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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