Alphanaut64 Posted July 31, 2005 Share Posted July 31, 2005 This game has a lot of funny sayings and I want everyone 2 name there top 3. I'll start... 3)"see u in hell"- raz after he burns a squirrel. 2)"Hey kid can't u see i'm trying to have a moment here?" - Gloria's alter ego(a.k.a. the long haired lady who glows yellow and crys in Gloria's theatre level) 1)"look I know my way around these parts so if I hid a dead body nobody would find it!" - Ford Crueller after you try 2 use pyrokenesis on him. (P.S. You have to name the character's quote,you don't have to be as precise as me but if you can't remember the character's name just describe them.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murray the Chao Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 :Look out! Flying squirrel! :Okay, that's funny. Now PUT ME DOWN :Right in El Odio's butt! and the best one of all: :I'm a little tea pot, short and stout. Here is my handle. Here is my spout. Just kidding! I AM THE PHANTOM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alphanaut64 Posted August 2, 2005 Author Share Posted August 2, 2005 Hey Murray by the way wanna be friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultima Weapon 5 Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 I'm not sure if this is entirely the right lines. spoilers. Raz: You're the phantom! Critic: What!? You accuse me of being the phantom. I am not. Raz: You're right... the phantom and tall, adn thin and your... Critic: I am the phantom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrik Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 Pretty much all of the things which Ford said to Razputin when you hurt him with various different powers were awesome, though Morry's "I was here the whole time!" line was hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murray the Chao Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 :Hey! Rrrrr! Enough! Hello! Put me down! :Pfffft. You hit like a boy. :Ahhhh! I'm on fire! Owwwwwww! :Finally! I'm being TAKEN! They've finally come for me! Hey! It's just you. PUT ME DOWN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 Kid: It Looks like a dentsist office. Raz: A mental dentists office. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jarren Katarn Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 Sasha: (you guessed it) Oh, it's so tacky, I can't... look directly at it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alphanaut64 Posted August 4, 2005 Author Share Posted August 4, 2005 How did you get all those character pictures Murray? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 Go here There's a whole load of pictures in the game files you can extract like the ones above. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JofaGuht Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Damn...I need to play the game through again. There's tons of stuff I need to remember. Raz: I'm glad you could take that ass-whooping I handed you and turn into something positive...like gardening. --- Coach Oleander: You're like molasses going uphill in January....WITH CRUTCHES!! --- Coach Oleander: Is your name "Joey"? Raz: No Coach Oleander: Because I'm going to call you "Slowy Joey" Raz: That's not my name. Coach Oleander: What's that Slowy? I can't hear you! You're talking too slow! man, if I could only remember some of the stuff the G-men said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Oleander: I have the brain of a little girl in my lab. Raz: Ha ha ha! You have the brain of a little girl? Ha Ha, You must have the muscles of a little girl too. Oleander: *mumble* Good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
decomagico Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 My favorite were the plumber G-men " I smell like excrement, yet I offer you a service... so you respect me." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediKitsune Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 Sasha Nein: "What have you learned today, Razputin?" Raz: "That shooting things is fun... and useful!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murray the Chao Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 Attacking G-men with Confusion Grenades is also enjoyable, as is throwing one at Boyd Cooper(not the Milkman). : Wait a minute. I think there might not be a conspiracy after all. It's possible I am suffering from paranoid delusions, linked to an entity I call "the Milkman" who is, in actuality...the mummified remains of Abraham Lincoln! :Oh my god. Why do I have a gun in my hand? I hope I didn't kill again. I should be out trying to find the Milkman! Oh yeah. That's right. Disguise. Ahem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetz Darke Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 Raz: (After looking at 'The World Shall Taste My Eggs') Ok, What the hell was that?! Dogan: And then your going to make their heads explode? Raz: What? No! Do you do that? Dogan: No...well, once kinda, by accident. But now I wear this hat so it won't happen again (Not exact quote o.O) You wanna try it on? Raz: no no! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smon Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 Raz: (After looking at 'The World Shall Taste My Eggs') Ok, What the hell was that?! Dogan: And then your going to make their heads explode? Raz: What? No! Do you do that? Dogan: No...well, once kinda, by accident. But now I wear this hat so it won't happen again (Not exact quote o.O) You wanna try it on? Raz: no no! Loved the eggs quote.. and the dialogue afterward: Sasha:Argh... why did I buy the CHEAP Brian Tumbler? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SailingToNorway Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Wow, I have lots of favorites but I'll just pick a few things... Road crew G-Men: Look at that woman's breasts, they are very large. Sasha: *after you get marksmanship learner's permit* Well, good. My ass is covered. Raz: *to cows in Waterloo* Can you believe a great battle was once fought here, on the very ground that you now so peacefully graze? Many men died. Some did it for freedom and some for country. Others did it just because they had guns. It's a crazy world, isn't it? Hmmm? Don't you think it's crazy? Hey, I'm talking to you cow. It's because of me that you're not talking French right now. Shame on you, ungrateful cow. Milla: *if you hit her on the dock* Enough with the rough stuff, darling! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smon Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 (paraphrased) La Flamancita:Wake up darling! (Makes Dingo smile, dies again) Flamancita:Oh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Dogen: Okay, I get it, you'll close your eyes and count to a hundred and I'll go hide in that bush over there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smon Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Elton:CHAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRG-*splodes* Oleander:Hehehe... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murray the Chao Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 :Initiating arrest sequence! :Come with us. :Why did you burn that bush? :Why did you punch that little girl? :Are you addicted to getting arrested? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
torgothewhite Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 Raz:(looking at Rifle) It's fake. I'm worried the other assassins are going to make fun of me. Assassin G-Man: Do not broadcast that information. They look real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SailingToNorway Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 Raz: Agent Vodello? Where are you? Milla: I'm on TV, darling! Where I always should have been! C'mon, with hair this fabulous, how could I NOT be on TV? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetz Darke Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 In the beginning of the game: Milla: Why it's just a little boy. What's your name, darling? Coach Oleander: I'll find out! (Struggles for a moment to get into Raz's mind, then gives up. Raz falls to the stage.) Raz: My name... Coach O: Starts with a D! Raz:...Is Razputin, but everyone calls me Raz. (Takes his goggles off.) (From the audience.): Please don't eat us lake monster! (In Lungfishopolis) lungfish: Gogglor! Down here. Raz: Excuse me, were you talking to me? lungfish: AGHH! AGHH my ears! Raz: (Whispering) Im sorry. lungfish: AGH! Oh my god! Agh! (Falls down.) Raz: (Still whispering) Are you alright? Other lungfish: He's dead. Raz: O, gosh, I'm sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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