The NEW K-jo'Round

[JofaGuht]

Compliments of CaptainSkye's accidental thread resurrection of over two years. We need a new one of these, anyway Simple rules for those who do not know:

 

^ Says something about the post above

< Says something about themself

V Says something about the next post

 

I'll start:

 

^ Defines nothingness.

 

< Realizes the word "Themself" does not exist

 

V Never really thought about the word "themself" to any means.

[GendoTheGreat]

^ Is right there - never under my roof, where the Lares are sacred, and the laws of hospitality paramount.

 

< Do not believe his lies.

 

V Going to give me something better to work with.

[James Isaac]

▲ Used to post here a lot, but doesn't that much anymore (I think)

 

◄ Copied fancy unicode arrows from Alien426 in the other K-jo'Round thread to try to look better than everyone else

 

▼ Won't bother copying the fancy unicode arrows, because apparently they will look terribly wrong on other systems

[JofaGuht]

^ Yes, not because they look bad, just because I'm lazy.

 

< Will do everything in his power to make this thread less chaotic than that of ye olde harbor's K-jo'Round.

 

V Is either cool or uncool or somewhere in between.

[GendoTheGreat]

^ Would know that...

 

< ...Cool is not the right word...

 

V ...If you knew where I got the quote I used in my first post.

[El Virus]

^ Revived an old thread.

 

< Knows that GendoTheGreat's quote comes from "David Copperfield" by Charles Dickens.

 

V Never really cared to read that book.

[90SK]

^ You're right. Though I've seen various TV renditions of it.

 

< Honored by this thread, forged by my mistake. :'D

 

V Should post as soon as possible, so as to keep this thread alive.

[El Virus]

^ Is honored by this humble thread.

 

< Has nothing better to do than to keep posting at this forum.

 

V Has a swell signature.

[Shuz]

^ Must like extremely minimalist signatures because I don't have one.

 

< just got back from New York and wishes he was still there. Sigh...

 

V Has a better signature than me

[GendoTheGreat]

^ Surely doesn't mean that

 

< Has posted twice in as many days. What a blabbermouth.

 

V Will kill this whole forum dead and if he\she dares to click the reply button.

[JofaGuht]

^ Is making assumptions. The last post was over a week ago. Therefore the statement holds much less reliability.

 

< Is on the very rare occasion of being a little drunk. This doesn't happen often. so enjoy while it lasts.

 

V Debbie downer. You're not enjoying yourself at all!

[90SK]

^ So, if you're drunk, do I get to reply with a deviously nonspecific answer that hides the fact that I have no witty reply to counter yours with? I'm afraid I've just ran dry.

 

< Terrible at eating popcorn. It's everywhere!

 

V Eats popcorn in his sleep. Laughs at my petty attempts.

[JofaGuht]

^Didn't read the reply til I sobered up. I can see right through your lack of wit!

 

< oh, so that's where the little shells on my back of my throat are coming from!

 

V Will soon exist.

[El Virus]

^ Philosophically impossible.

 

< Doesn't make much sense.

 

v Didn't get the point of my message.

[Shuz]

^ expired with no forwarding address

 

< not very creative today

 

V symbolically compelling

 

EDIT: typo