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I HAVE corrected your grammar before.

 

I spell well.

It tastes good.

 

They're over there.

Their toys ate the baby.

...you may have won this round. But there are many rounds in the SHOTGUN OF VOCABULARY.

*fires*

 

Okay, so it's just a regular shotgun, BUT ITS A SHOTGUN WITH THE WORD VOCABULARY ON IT.

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Grammar Cave.

I meant to misspell grammar. to make you feel bad for losing.

 

WARNING!! THIS IS EXTREMELY WEIRD AND STUPID!!! LOOK AWAY IF YOUR SMART AND SANE!!

 

Me- Oh yeah, Well, you wouldn't kill me if you knew the truth.

Smon-What truth?

Me-Smon, I am Darth Vader(pulls off a face mask to reveal Darth Vader) ~starts breathing~

Smon-Dang. FEEL MY GRAMMARIFIC FURY.

Me-~pulls out lightsaber. ~ STAB! I have kiled you Smon, for I am Darth Vader.

 

In the near future, Smon's cremated remains are buried with His mama's and Darth Vader gets his own TV show called "Who Wants to be a Dead Person?"

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I meant to misspell grammar. to make you feel bad for losing.

 

WARNING!! THIS IS EXTREMELY WEIRD AND STUPID!!! LOOK AWAY IF YOUR SMART AND SANE!!

 

Me- Oh yeah, Well, you wouldn't kill me if you knew the truth.

Smon-What truth?

Me-Smon, I am Darth Vader(pulls off a face mask to reveal Darth Vader) ~starts breathing~

Smon-Dang. FEEL MY GRAMMARIFIC FURY.

Me-~pulls out lightsaber. ~ STAB! I have kiled you Smon, for I am Darth Vader.

 

In the near future, Smon's cremated remains are buried with His mama's and Darth Vader gets his own TV show called "Who Wants to be a Dead Person?"

I looked because its about me, reminds me of when Zorro fought Colonel Sanders.

 

Zorro:EN GARDE! *starts whipping blade around*

Sanders:...*shoots him*

 

ZORRO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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