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on another unrelated note, I'm listning to thriller not(ow!) and anybody else notice Michael Jackson's background "Hee-Hee-Hee!" during Vincent Price's rap.

Nope.

 

But still what evil demon would possess a team to build a robot that USES THEIR FREAKIN' HOUSE AS A WEAPON?!!?!?

 

Where's the logic there?!?!!

 

Robin: Don't worry, our new robot will destroy him for us! *house get's picked up and smashed against Punk Rocket 8,000 times*

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I totally just got this crazy idea. Sasha and Milla are in town and are going to viset Milla's mom.

 

Benjamin: For goodness's sake, Mrs. Vodello. Here we are. You got me into your house. You give me a drink. You... put on music. Now you start opening up your personal life to me and tell me Milla won't be home for hours.

Mrs. Vodello: So?

Sasha: Mrs. Vodello, you're trying to seduce me.

Mrs. Vodello: [laughs]

Sasha: Aren't you?

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PART 2!!!!

 

Mrs. Vodello: Sasha, I am *not* trying to seduce you.

Sasha: I know that, but *please*, Mrs. Vodello, this is difficult...

Mrs. Vodello: Would you like me to seduce you?

Sasha: What?

Mrs. Vodello: Is that what you're trying to tell me?

Sasha: I'm going home now. I apologize for what I said. I hope you can forget it, but I'm going home right now.

 

I took part 1 and 2 from the graduate(1967) I literally changed Mrs. Robinson to Mrs. Vodello, and Benjamin to Sasha.

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