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Doesn't he like date the mom and then dump her for the daughter. Then the mom tells and the girl was like OMG. And the guy But I love you now. And then she was engaged. He breaks up her wedding. And they drive away on a bus while she's in a wedding dress and he smiles or something.

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-he dates mother

-falls in love with daughter

-dumps mother

-mom tells the daughter

-daugher-OMG and leaves for college

-he follows her

-blahblah

-daughter getting married

-he breaks up the wedding

-they're on a bus leaving

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Lili: *before she asked Raz to "LET'S MAKE OUT"* I have a really nasty sore on my tongue.

Raz: I know how you feel. One time Dad made me eat elephant dung for not doing three flips on a jump!

Lili: Uuugh. I've tried cutting it off, zapping it with lightning...maybe you can...get it off with your...tongue...

Raz: ...

 

*GRATUITOUS MAKEOUT SCENE*

 

Raz: But it can never be! For I am in love with Bobby Zilch!

Bobby Z.: Where have you been, sweet Razputin? For I have missed you so!!

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