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Vernon: God, I hate books and stories. They're so dull and boring.

Sasha: Hey, man! Let's totally get funky!

Vernon: Sounds rad.

 

 

Bobby: I'm sorry Maloof, and everyone else, for beating you up, candy for everyone.

Benny: Well I'm thinking on my own from Bobby...but you're still getting candy.

 

Crystal: Life is wonderful, but everyone else sucks.

Clem: Shut your mouth, nobody likes you!

 

Milla: *yawn* Ohh, life is such a bore.

 

Raz: Bleh, you know, Psychonauts, sounded good at first, but meh.

 

Oleander: Idunno, I was gonna use this tank to spread an antidote to all the horrible diseases all over the world.

 

Oleander: I love being short.

 

Butcher: Awww, bunny, don't worry, the cleavers are just for show.

 

Evil Dad: Dude...Psychics kick ass, man, seriously. Don't be trippin'.

 

Nils: Girls don't do no more for me. Say, does my purse match my lipstick?

 

JT: Ptooeh, being a cowboy is boring, I love Elka.

Chops: Get away from me, jerk, who are you?

 

Elka: Oh Nils, I just don't love you.

 

Milka: Oh hey everyone! I'm such a social butterfly, huh? That's me!

 

Elton: Stupid fish...I'm having salmon for dinner.

 

Quentin: I hate music.

Phoebe: Me too.

Quentin: Hey let's make out over it!

 

Kitty: Hmm. I really don't care about how I look today. Everyone deserves equal treatment.

Franke: I think on my own besides you, but still agree with your opinion.

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+Milla: Some children have been kidnapped? Oh, well, I'm sure they'll be fine.

 

+Oleander: Actually, I was never in the army.

 

+Kitchen-Ford: The burgers are ready!

 

+Raz: When is my dad supposed to be here?! I wanna go back to the circus!

 

+Kitty: Vernon, I was wondering if you wanted to make out...

 

+Jasper: I give that five our of five stars! Heck, it deserves more than five! I give it seven!

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umm,

 

Dr. Loboto-Sheegor!! You're such a good assistant. I love you!!

 

Crispen-Fred, I'm sorry I kicked your ass at that board game and drove you crazy.

Fred-It's ok, I was letting you win because you're too hot to lose.

 

Sorry Purple Squid. This is too funny.

 

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Sasha- I see a little silhouette of a man,

Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango.

Milla and Sasha-Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very fright'ning me.

(Galileo.) Galileo. (Galileo.) Galileo, Galileo figaro Magnifico.

Razputin- I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me.

Milla and Sasha-He's just a poor boy from a poor family,

Spare him his life from this monstruosity.

Razputin-Easy come, easy go, will you let me go.

Oleander-(Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go.

(Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go.

(Let me go.) Will not let you go.

(Let me go.) Will not let you go. (Let me go.) Ah.

Sasha, Milla, Oleander, Razputin-No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

G-Man-(Oh mama mia, mama mia.) Mama mia, let me go.

Sasha, Milla, Oleander, Raz, G-Man-Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me.

 

Tee, psychonauts Bohemian Rhapsody!!! It rocks

 

G-man rock star- I am Freddy Mercuary, I rock out loud! nobody will rock us since we are the champions.

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