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Pssht. Like I'll be able to get one. I can imagine...

 

Me- I'm here to apply for this job...

Assistant- Which one?

Me- Uh... chemist?

Assist- ... Do you mean 'Alchemist'?

Me- Oh, yeah! How'd you know?

Assistant- I don't know. You smell like nerd.

$150+ a week almost makes up for working retail. ALMOST.

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My one-liner is more like a two-liner.

 

Your mom makes you pay? For what, giving birth to you?

Ewww... thankfully not. She loaned me two grand to buy my Vespa in '04. The kicker is that I have to be 18 to get a cycle endorsment here in Michigan so I can't even ride the thing (legally, at least) until next summer. I CAN'T wait.

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