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The leg lamp!

 

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Mr. Parker: [unveiling his major award] Would you look at that? Would you look at THAT?

Mother: What is it?

Mr. Parker: It's a leg!

Mother: But what is it?

Mr. Parker: Well, it's... A leg, you know, like a statue.

Mother: Statue?

Mr. Parker: Yeah, statue.

Ralphie: Yeah, statue.

Mother: Ralphie!

Narrator: My mother was trying to insinuate herself between us and the statue.

Mr. Parker: Holy smokes. Do... Do you know what this is? This is... A lamp!

Narrator: It was indeed a lamp.

Mr. Parker: Isn't that great? What a great lamp.

Mother: I don't know...

Narrator: The old man's eyes boggled...

Mr. Parker: Oh WOW!

Narrator: ...Overcome by art.

 

Mr. Parker: It's a Major Award!

Swede: Shucks I wouldn't know that. It looks like a lamp.

Mr. Parker: What is a lamp, you nincompoop? Tt's a Major Award. I won it!

Swede: Damn, hell, you say won it?

Mr. Parker: Yeah, mind power, Swede; mind power.

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