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I.

 

Have.

 

Been.

 

It's still on. And I won't turn it off... my hand won't go towards the x.

 

It won't allow you. See, people had to wrestle me off the computer to shut the damn thing off. They couldn't take the shaving.

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OMFG, IT'S CREEPY!!!!!

 

Creams her arms....creams her legs....

 

It's one of the top electronica songs at the time. So is Botanical Dimensions which only has like 30 seconds of song on the internet right now so I'll have to wait.

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Creams her arms....creams her legs....

 

It's one of the top electronica songs at the time. So is Botanical Dimensions which only has like 30 seconds of song on the internet right now so I'll have to wait.

 

Ew, really? I'll stick with this electric-but-not-quite-elECTRic-type Techno.

 

EBENEIZER GOOD.

 

Man, who wrote the shaving song? And botanical dimensions...? Oh, man.

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"She creams her chest."

 

I've been at work before and had to ring up a lesbian couple. One had her halfzip on, unzipped. And her CHESTHAIR was spurting forth in a deluge of curly nastiness. I had to walk away and just jiggle with laughter (or disgust?) after that.

 

Seriously.

Shaving is NOT hard.

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"She creams her chest."

 

I've been at work before and had to ring up a lesbian couple. One had her halfzip on, unzipped. And her CHESTHAIR was spurting forth in a deluge of curly nastiness. I had to walk away and just jiggle with laughter (or disgust?) after that.

 

Seriously.

Shaving is NOT hard.

No the shaving isn't bad. It's more like "Why would you write this? Shaving?"

 

You jiggled with laughter...

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"She creams her chest."

 

I've been at work before and had to ring up a lesbian couple. One had her halfzip on, unzipped. And her CHESTHAIR was spurting forth in a deluge of curly nastiness. I had to walk away and just jiggle with laughter (or disgust?) after that.

 

Seriously.

Shaving is NOT hard.

 

Ew. Not helping much. Wait--women get chesthair? Oh, snap. I have been living under a rock.

 

A well groomed rock.

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Ew. Not helping much. Wait--women get chesthair? Oh, snap. I have been living under a rock.

 

A well groomed rock.

I think it's usually the more androgen-ly inclined. Mmmm... hair and a man voice...

 

That song will not let me stop it. Curse you, Klia!

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"SHAVE IT!"

 

"SHAVE IT!"

"SHAVE IT!"

"SHAVE IT!"

 

 

AND you can dance to it! This is so not right.

...this is brining back horrible memories of when I was in the hospital... (would be funny if true...)

 

Smon:*holding electric razor* Uncle Fishy, you need a shave! *bzzt* AHHH. ...Uncle Fishy, you need a shave! *bzzt* AHHH. ...Uncle Fishy, you need a shave! *bzzt* AHHH. ... *passes out*

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