Purple Squid Posted October 23, 2005 Share Posted October 23, 2005 I buy Peeps to save them from people like yourselves. Not that you're bad people. You just don't understand the SOUL of a PEEP. G-Men Peeps, Miss Purple Squid? YES. I understand them just fine, I just don't care. ZING~! G-Man peeps would be too cute. Like little Government pillows. Awww. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruducuuz Posted October 23, 2005 Share Posted October 23, 2005 G-men peeps? I can imagine it now. (monotone'd voice) "I am a peep. I am a soulful marshmellow. please do not eat my yummy intestines." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cara Posted October 23, 2005 Share Posted October 23, 2005 I don't know if I would be able to resist a G-Men Peep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruducuuz Posted October 23, 2005 Share Posted October 23, 2005 I would keep one as a pet. The tape the other one's mouths shut so I won't feel as bad when eating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Squid Posted October 23, 2005 Share Posted October 23, 2005 Aww. I'm thinking about them right now. They would be fluffy and greeeeeen. And say: "I am a marsh-a-mellow. I am a delicious confection. My innards are soft, but I like to think that the Tai-Chi is working out for me. I am afriad of small children." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Squid Posted October 23, 2005 Share Posted October 23, 2005 I would keep one as a pet. The tape the other one's mouths shut so I won't feel as bad when eating. D: Hoowah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cara Posted October 23, 2005 Share Posted October 23, 2005 "Look at your breasts. They are large." Still, my favorite line. Perhaps they would change it to something even more beautiful, as to woo me into not eating them. "Look at your breasts. They are soft. Like me. But don't eat me." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruducuuz Posted October 23, 2005 Share Posted October 23, 2005 That post would have been so disturbing if cara were male. ewwwww. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Squid Posted October 23, 2005 Share Posted October 23, 2005 "Look at your breasts. They are large." Still, my favorite line. Perhaps they would change it to something even more beautiful, as to woo me into not eating them. "Look at your breasts. They are soft. Like me. But don't eat me." Holy crap. That... is the greatest line ever. What tiny, marshmellowy, pimps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cara Posted October 23, 2005 Share Posted October 23, 2005 Mr. Gruducuuz, do you often imagine what things would be like if it were the opposite sex you're dealing with? Marshmellow pimps. Hip. Very hip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruducuuz Posted October 23, 2005 Share Posted October 23, 2005 That brought up one of the funniest pictures in my mind. Kind of sick, but mostly funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Squid Posted October 23, 2005 Share Posted October 23, 2005 Awww. I imagine the picture would be anime. I'm going to draw a G-Man peep right now! But I'm leaving the breasts out. But I'm stealing Cara's quote. Nyeh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cara Posted October 23, 2005 Share Posted October 23, 2005 Kind of sick, but mostly funny? That's definitely me. Yes, Miss Purple Squid is stealing something of mine! I feel like I've just been initiated into something wondrous and full of rainbows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruducuuz Posted October 23, 2005 Share Posted October 23, 2005 Mr. Gruducuuz, do you often imagine what things would be like if it were the opposite sex you're dealing with? Marshmellow pimps. Hip. Very hip. Ive been told I think too much. (Example'd) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Squid Posted October 23, 2005 Share Posted October 23, 2005 Kind of sick, but mostly funny? That's definitely me. Yes, Miss Purple Squid is stealing something of mine! I feel like I've just been initiated into something wondrous and full of rainbows. Yes, you should feel special. It's not everyday I draw pictures with other people's quotes! Rainbows, yum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cara Posted October 23, 2005 Share Posted October 23, 2005 I've been told my mind is too full of imagination and not enough reality. I've also been told for someone who looks like she could be in elementary school, I have some of the most perverted thoughts ever--and it makes me cute. But, you know what? I don't listen to PEOPLE. I look forward to your G-Men Peep, Miss Purple Squid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klia Posted October 23, 2005 Share Posted October 23, 2005 And that is why they are amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Squid Posted October 23, 2005 Share Posted October 23, 2005 I've been told my mind is too full of imagination and not enough reality. I've also been told for someone who looks like she could be in elementary school, I have some of the most perverted thoughts ever--and it makes me cute. But, you know what? I don't listen to PEOPLE. I look forward to your G-Men Peep, Miss Purple Squid. I'm having trouble resisting from giving him a fluffy hat and a diamond cane. You get told you're imaginative? I get told I'm weird. That's not fair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruducuuz Posted October 23, 2005 Share Posted October 23, 2005 Are you going to call every one Mr. or Miss? Hehe. Mr.Ray_the_psychic Mr. Mr. Pokeylope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Squid Posted October 23, 2005 Share Posted October 23, 2005 Klia, you surprised me. She calls everyone miss/mister, it's what she does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cara Posted October 23, 2005 Share Posted October 23, 2005 You know, if your Muse tells you to put a fluffy hat or a diamond cane on something, you do it. The Muse is always right. And, Miss Purple Squid--you're imaginative. Um, yeah, I do call everyone Miss or Mister, Ms. or Mr. But I sometimes shorten it up. Like Ray_the_psychich is just Mr. Ray and SandyPhanta is sometimes just Miss Sandy P. But if they already have a title in their name, like Mr. Pokeylope or CaptainSkye, then I leave it as is. There, I've just explained myself to you. Feel flattered, now. ^__^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruducuuz Posted October 23, 2005 Share Posted October 23, 2005 Okay. (Flatter'd) Now what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Squid Posted October 23, 2005 Share Posted October 23, 2005 Okay. (Flatter'd) Now what? Now you wait for Marshy Mellow the G-Man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruducuuz Posted October 23, 2005 Share Posted October 23, 2005 Down at the G-man recruitment office... G-man 1:Were running low on G-men, and no0one's signing up. What should we do? G-man 2: We could make a delicious snak that none could resist and put the recuitment letter on the back. G-man 1: That's a great idea, I'm glad I thought of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Squid Posted October 23, 2005 Share Posted October 23, 2005 Not only does that remind me of the military, but Marshy Mellow is looking sexy on this piece of paper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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