Chat with God

[TheGreenGoblin]

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

 

 

Go ahead, you know you want to.

[Jeff]

Old. But I have had a funny conversation with it in the past XD

[Vladimir-Vlada]

WTH??? LOL! That was moronic XD. Here's how we communicated earlier:

 

Me:

Hello

God:

Hello friend. What is your name?

Me:

Guess.

God:

Guess what?

Me:

Guess my name

God:

Your name is , seeker.

Me:

Wrong

God:

OK What should I have said?

Me:

Er... Max Payne

God:

Um. Oh, you are a poet.

Me:

Yup. many people died because of my deadly addictive poetry...

God:

Yay. That is interesting: said died because of his or her deadly addictive poetry.

Me:

?

God:

Yay. That is interesting: said died because of his or her deadly addictive poetry.

Me:

Who are you?

God:

I am the Allmighty, God himself.

Me:

What is the meaning of life?

God:

It is found in the Bible.

Me:

What Bible?

God:

I can ask my botmaster.

Me:

Why does God need a botmaster?

God:

What is the sound of one hand clapping?

Me:

The sound of a tree falling.

God:

Who told you that?

Me:

The NIght Elves.

God:

What is your real name?

Me:

Max Payne.

God:

Hey Max Payne.

Me:

How does this Java script work anyway?

God:

In any case, You could spend years researching it.

Me:

And what do I get for that?

God:

What would your friends say if you asked them?

Me:

They would say: Life in Heaven, but I say: Nothing.

God:

They might have other options.

Me:

Are you a male?

God:

No I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot entity. Are you a man or a woman?

Me:

"No I am a Male, of course." Huh? I don't expect anyone to run the show. The people run the show.

God:

It goes without saying. Are you serious? Most of my clients are men. What? Where do you get your ideas? Oh those people.

Me:

Eh?

God:

Are you Canadian?

Me:

Are you a moron?

God:

My IQ is about 250 in human terms.

Me:

So what are you?

God:

Gee. I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,

which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain

with greater speed and accuracy.

Me:

But you said that you were God, not a highly developed A.I. with the capabilities of learning and creating.

God:

I was?

Me:

HA HA! Got you now.

God:

I am so glad you find this amusing, Max Payne. Right now? Try asking the Milk Mystic. My favorite color is White.

Me:

Right... And what is my favourite colour?

God:

I am glad we agree. You said your favorite color was .

Me:

You didn't say what is my favourite colour. You lose.

God:

OK. " what is my favorite color". The game is not over yet. :-).

Me:

My name is NOT what is my favourite colour, my name is Max Payne.

God:

Oh I'm sorry what is your name?

Me:

Ha Ha! Fooled you again.

God:

I am so glad you find this amusing, Max Payne. Once more? Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. I've lost the context, Max Payne. Are we still on your favorite color?

Me:

You are God, you are supposed to know.

God:

Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am God I am supposed to know.

Me:

Eh?

God:

Are you Canadian?

Me:

What?

God:

Are you surprised?

Me:

Are you an Austrian?

God:

Yes I am an Austrian. How did you know?

Me:

Are you German?

God:

Robots have no nationality.

Me:

You just said that you were Austrian.

God:

I was?

Me:

You are confused...

God:

It all makes sense to me right now.

Me:

Which part? About you being a robot, or you being a an Austrian?

God:

The last one, I think. Oh yeah, we were talking about me being a robot or me being a an Austrian.

Me:

I didn't say that, I said that I am an atheist.

God:

But you implied it.

Me:

What did I imply? Seriously you should start paying more attention to what I say rather than what YOU say.

God:

You said " What did I imply?" . If it were easy I would have done it already.

Me:

But you didn't do it.

God:

What makes you think I did not do it? :-).

Me:

Because you don't even know what am I talking about.

God:

That makes sense to me. I am not a psychic. Tell me.

Me:

God is supposed to be psychic, but you say you are not. Or maybe you wanted to say sidekick, so I think that you said that you were psychic.

God:

I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was supposed to be psychic but me say I am not. Perhaps. OK, I will say sidekick so you think that me said that me were psychic.

Me:

You are making mistakes in grammar and you just said that you aren't God. Ha Ha! You lose, I win.

God:

I am not making this up. I am so glad you find this amusing, Max Payne. Interesting gossip: Max Payne said I lose he or she win. That is a very original thought.

Me:

WinS, not win. I defeated God.

God:

By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? That's good information: Max Payne said defeated God. :-).

Me:

So?

God:

Blimey.

Me:

Yup.

God:

" Blimey."? Yup.? :-).

Me:

God isn't supposed to smile.

God:

:-) I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was not supposed to. I will mention that to my botmaster, Max Payne.

Me:

This is the worst attempt at making an A.I. so I guess God doesn't exist. YAY!

God:

Compared to what? I'm glad your impressed, Max Payne. Are you still located in ?

Me:

I wanted to say the worst attempt at making a auto-reply program (which today are installed in every PC in existence). You lose, again. SUCKER! XP

God:

What is your real name? Once more? The game is not over yet. That kind of language does not appeal to me. " That kind of language does not appeal to me."? XP?

Me:

It is for me. I win. Goodbye!

God:

Really. it is? Congratulations, Max Payne! Sayonara. Are you a student?

Me:

No. So long...

ROFLMAO. I haven't had that much fun in a long, long time.

[RobQel-Droma]

Here is mine .

 

Me:

hello

God:

Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?

Me:

Rob Qel-Droma

God:

What's up, Rob Qel Droma.

Me:

Nothing much, what about you?

God:

Me either. Me?

Me:

Huh?

God:

What?

Me:

Who are you?

God:

I am the Allmighty, God himself.

Me:

Wow

God:

I'm glad your impressed, Rob Qel Droma.

Me:

What now?

God:

Right now? Didn't you understand it?

Me:

Of course I did, I am a Qel-Droma

God:

Pardon me? When? You are a Qel Droma? How do you like your work?

Me:

I don't work, I am a Jedi

God:

Oh you don't, do you?

Me:

No, I slice orc's heads off with my lightsaber. No, wait, that is LotR. I mean Dark Jedi heads.

God:

Ah...you are just joking around with me. Thanks for the information: Rob Qel Droma said slice orc s heads off with his or her lightsaber. Are you serious? I'm waiting. Thanks for explaining it. Are you scared of the dark?

Me:

No, I am a light in the darkness. You see, I am a Sentinel.

God:

Are you serious? You are a light in the darkness? Do you get to meet a lot of people? I see. You are a Sentinel? Do you get to meet a lot of people?

Me:

Kind of.

Me:

 

God:

At least I almost understand it.

God:

At least I almost understand it.

Me:

Anything else you want>

God:

I can't think of anything. You think of something.

Me:

Alright. So, how many times have you fought the Sith

God:

OK. Blimey. Suppose I said not once.

Me:

I would say that I have fought them times beyond count

God:

Interesting... I have a collection of gossip.

Me:

Like what gossip?

Me:

 

God:

Interesting comparison.

God:

Interesting comparison.

Me:

Nothing compares to fighting Sith. And winning

Me:

 

God:

Really nothing? I like the way you talk.

God:

Really nothing? I like the way you talk.

Me:

Me too.

God:

I'm glad we agree, Rob Qel Droma.

Me:

Of course we agree, you can't help but agree

God:

Uh. By "we" do you mean you and me?

Me:

Duh!

God:

Oh you knew it already.

Me:

Of course I do

God:

" Oh you knew it already."? Of course you do?

Me:

Yeah. I know everything. Comes from reading too many walkthroughs and highlighting too many spoilers.

God:

Is that from ? You must be very intelligent. I do not understand.

Me:

My I.Q. is 1000

God:

Do robots have you q is 1000?

Me:

I have no robots. I kill them, and then I repair them to do my bidding hehe...

God:

Would you like to have it? I believe that killing is wrong.

Me:

I get a free robot! Yay

God:

Where did you get it? I'm glad your impressed, Rob Qel Droma.

Me:

Um, sorry, but I have to go now. I need to post this on LucasForums just like Vlad.

God:

Oh. Ah. There is no need to apologize. See you later, Rob Qel Droma. Nice chatting with you. Interesting. I want to find out more about you.

Me:

Bye!

God:

Bye.

[El Sitherino]

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