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damn you. uh well...uh...I could've had it! So there. Besides, soon I'll have my 4000th post so =Þ

 

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the 1000th thread!

 

well.. um... wow I guess

 

I see the beer, but where the hell are the girls? Mr. Kinnison you know you can't hold a celabratory event without the entertainment!!!

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Who wants to rent a Colossus?

Technically they are bigger than SSDs.

Thrawn your business is obselete. smile.gif

 

I got a few heavy Tankers full of beer comming.I've also got some Transports with the women.

 

Bow down to the always prepared! tongue.gif

 

 

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Fondas: Gremlin (aka K_K), step into my office please.

 

Gremlin: Yes Sir !

 

Fondas: Gremlin, we both know that you are the best instructor pilot we have, but I strongly believe that lately you spend too much time in the XWA.net fora and thus you have neglected your duties. I hope you;re not loosing your touch...

 

Gremlin: Errr...., you right sir. I promise that I will spend more time in the simulator.

 

Fondas: Good ! We have a lot of newbies... err.. new recruits that need your guidance. That would be all, dismissed .

 

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But it doesn't make my Eclipse Party ship obsolete. Plus, mne still has turbolasers and torpedo bays biggrin.gif

 

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SECOND PARTY ON THRAWN'S SSD!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

It's better cause I'm here! biggrin.gif

 

*Blows a keg*

 

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*Joker, to the helicopter gunner*

 

"How can you shoot women, and children?"

"Easy! You just don't lead 'em so much!!!"

-Full Metal Jacket

 

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/me in the loading bay of Thrawns SSD (its kewler)

 

K_K: Okay, Bulk Action Freighter #5332c, cargo... babes from the Hapan cluster...check, quantity... 500... check

 

*Hapan Beuties go up to deck 12*

 

K_K: Next, Modified Bacta Trasport loaded with Beer, booze, and other poisins. Quantity 100,000,000 Gallons... okay taht should hold us over til friday...check

 

*eger deck crew hook up the water system to the transport*

 

K_K: Please inform all crew members there will be no drinking water until after the booze has been drunk

 

K_K: Next, Mobquest Trasnpor with 100 Professial Bands, Groupies, and Accesories... check, head up to decks 2-11, and be sure to chekc your contrcts for when the ships sounds systems will be using your live feeds.

 

*Party music begins palying over sounds systems*

 

K_K: Events today are Speeder bike racing on deck 13. Shooting range on deck 14. Space fighter races will take place in the forward hanger bay. General Partaying and merriment shall now commence

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Nitro, to the rest of his band: HEY GUYS!!! GET OVER HERE!!!!!!!!

 

*a shuttle land in the hanger, and three guys get off, with several stagehands hauling equipment*

 

Eric (lead guitar, vocals): Where you want this $hit, Ryan?

 

Nitro: Get a stormtrooper to escort the 'crew' to deck 2.

 

Eric, to stormtrooper: Show these guys to deck 2.

 

Stormtrooper: Yes sir!

 

*Stormtrooper leads the crew out of the hanger*

 

Shane (backup guitar, vocals): 'Sup, Ryan?

 

Nitro: Not much... You guys brought my bass, right?

 

Eric: Yeah... I saw Steve with it following that dude in the plastic white suit.

 

Nitro: How you doin', Carson?

 

Carson (drummer): Not bad... What's with the grey everywhere?

 

Nitro: *grinning* Ask the blue guy in the uniform. It's his ride.

 

Carson: I see.

 

Eric: So, you finally got us a gig, Ryan?

 

Nitro: Yup! The Rubber Band is gonna be live at the SSD Party of the MILLENIUM!!!!

 

Shane, Eric, Ryan, and Carson: SWEET ASS!!!!!

 

Carson: Ryan, did you 'n Eric come up with the name for our demo yet?

 

Nitro: Yup... Latex!

 

Shane: Sweet, dude!

 

Nitro: Well, I think it's about time I blew another keg... Let's get back to the party!

 

Eric, Shane, and Carson: "Blow a keg"???

 

Nitro: *grinning uncontrollably* You'll see...

 

*They all leave the hanger for the main party deck*

 

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*Joker, to the helicopter gunner*

 

"How can you shoot women, and children?"

"Easy! You just don't lead 'em so much!!!"

-Full Metal Jacket

 

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Yeah... Niner get's hit by a racing speederbike, but get's up unharmed, and still exillarated by the rush of a 100 foot flight without the aid of wings

 

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*Joker, to the helicopter gunner*

 

"How can you shoot women, and children?"

"Easy! You just don't lead 'em so much!!!"

-Full Metal Jacket

 

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