EvilleApplePie Posted December 4, 2005 Share Posted December 4, 2005 I'd really like to send out christmas cards this year because I never do anything for christmas ^^;; If you're interested in getting a card (I don't need one back of course, this is just for fun) send me your address or po box or something to evilleapplepie@gmail.com I'll need these in pretty fast if you want one. Mail slows down on the holidays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 Card? Goodness, no. I want a big bottle of Hennessy VSOP cognac...in a gift bag made of hand-stitched unicorn leather, being towed on a tiny sled carved from banana tree wood by a dwarf reindeer. I'd also like sex for christmas, but I'll settle for abusive comments and thrown objects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilleApplePie Posted December 8, 2005 Author Share Posted December 8, 2005 Haha dream on. I'm not even getting my boyfriend sex for christmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 Hmm. Not quite abusive enough... And where's my cognac?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cmdr. Cracken Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 Hehe. If your gonna send stuff for Christmas, E.A.P, Send my 2 bottles of the fines vintage of Jack Daniels you can find. And a nice wine too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Safety note: Do not mix wine and Jack Daniel's! Unless you plan on naming your toilet Ralph, that is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Char Ell Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Safety note: Do not mix wine and Jack Daniel's! Really now? You wouldn't be speaking from personal experience or anything like that, would you ZR? Honestly though since I don't drink I had no idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cmdr. Cracken Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Nono, The Jack is for New Years Eve if me and my girlfriend can't spend it togeather. (Unlikely) The wine is for New Years Eve if we can. (Likely) Always have a back-up plan. Always. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuuki Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Safety note: Do not mix wine and Jack Daniel's! Unless you plan on naming your toilet Ralph, that is. *Dies laughing from remembering witnessing such act* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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