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Keyan Farlander

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Guest Zoom Rabbit

Pffft--! Afraid of dolphins...you are all a bunch of silly little girlie men for being afraid of harmless fish net-fodder like--

 

*(Assassin dolphin springs from toilet in next room, bites Zoom on the ear.)*

 

Eeeeyowtch! Dammit! mad.gif That does it...tuna sandwiches in the cafeteria for a month.

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Guest Wally The Space Dolphin

Bring it on, land-dweller! That spear is no match for my hardened exo-skeleton! It's designed to let me live in space without exploding like a cockroach in a microwave. Somehow I don't think a little wooden stick is going to be of much use to you.

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Yes.

 

And you realize that even real dolphins occasionally kill sharks.

 

Not in defence, for sport. Dolphins arrange shark-hunts to go after Great Whites. They stun their victims with sonar blasts, then pummel them to death by ramming the shark's gills.

 

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"Do fish-people eat fish, or would that be like humans eating monkeys?"

"Humans do eat monkeys. In fact humans eat other humans. . . Y'know, as a species, we are really quite unpleasant."

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Keyan, it sounds like you could use a visit to the 'CRAP!' thread in jedinet.com's 'The Vent' forum. Believe me, it helps.

 

Good luck, and if you want someone to hurl mindless abuse at, I'm always here. wink.gif

 

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And what of the Director's Lenses?

 

The logs show they fled the scene in a shuttle. That is all the information we have sir, there is a high probability that the shuttle was destroyed in the battle.

 

A shame.....but we'll buy George Lucas another pair of glasses.

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