Guest Fuzzy Panda Posted February 18, 2001 Share Posted February 18, 2001 The Ten Commandments for computer users 1) Thou shalt have no other operating system than Microsoft 2) Thou shalt not take the name of you god, the IT Manager, in vain 3) Remember the Sabbth Day ; keep it for rationlising thy inbox and cleaning thy desktop 4) E-mail thy father and thy mother 5) Thou shalt not make thyself a painfully bad web page 6) Thou shalt not use thy text-messaging facilliy for secretive and adulterous purposes 7) Thou shalt not say 'share' when thou meanst 'copy' musical composistions 8) Thou shalt not over exclaim (!!!) 9) Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours RAM 10) Thou shalt not murder thy friend who eternally forwards bad jokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted February 18, 2001 Share Posted February 18, 2001 anyone besides me know of an Idiot that already posted this crap? ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deac Posted February 18, 2001 Share Posted February 18, 2001 I do. It wasn't funny then, and it ain't now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milkshake Posted February 18, 2001 Share Posted February 18, 2001 Don't bother, Matt... ------------------ Self proclaimed Forum 90's Dude milkshake@milkshake.co.uk 'Now, if I could just say a few words, I'd be a better public speaker. [This message has been edited by milkshake (edited February 18, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR2000Z Posted February 19, 2001 Share Posted February 19, 2001 We need to start deleting closed theads.This one too if we have time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted February 19, 2001 Share Posted February 19, 2001 Newbian! Newbian! Sharkolomew, are you watching this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Zaarin Posted February 19, 2001 Share Posted February 19, 2001 Anyone in the UK happen to know where this comes from? *cough*picks up a supplement in the Sunday Times*cough* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Thrawn Posted February 19, 2001 Share Posted February 19, 2001 Is this ANOTHER newbie brought by milky? *pulls out AK-27* welcome ------------------ "Noobies Suck" ThRaWn90,RAL_Thrawn,SOB_Thrawn Rogue 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nute Gunray Posted February 19, 2001 Share Posted February 19, 2001 Well, I knew it was coming. In fact, I predicted it quite a long time ago when I said that Fuzzy Panda would defy the rules of logic. And now that he has, we must decidedly strengthen our roots so we can weather the storms that threaten our foundation. So, without further ado, I present you with this all-important piece of information: There will be jaundiced things said on both sides of this issue in a matter of days. Of that I am certain, because Panda insists that he can walk on water. This is a rather strong notion from someone who knows so little about the subject. Although he babbles on and on about frotteurism, Panda has no more conception of it than most other sententious, witless rabble-rousers. I welcome his comments. However, he needs to realize that his cringers seem to believe that Panda can do no wrong. In view of that, it is not surprising that after hearing about Panda's myopic attempts to pursue a worthless, sex-crazed agenda under the guise of false concern for the environment, poverty, civil rights, or whatever, I was saddened. I was saddened that he has lowered himself to this level. What I just wrote is not based on merely a single experience or anecdote. Rather, it is based upon the wisdom of accumulated years, spanning two continents, and proven by the fact that Panda and I disagree about our civic duties. I feel that we must do our utmost to oppose our human vices wherever they may be found -- arrogance, hatred, jealousy, unfaithfulness, avarice, and so on -- as expeditiously as possible. Panda, on the other hand, believes that he has been robbed of all he does not possess. An ancient Greek once wrote something to the effect of, "To my mind, his goals show a degree of raving sickness that even I didn't expect." Today, the same dictum applies, just as clearly as when it was first written over two thousand years ago. My goal for this letter was to shelter initially unpopular truths from suppression, enabling them to ultimately win out through competition in the marketplace of ideas. Know that I have done my best while trying always to remind Fuzzy Panda about the concept of truth in advertising. Let an honest history judge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted February 19, 2001 Share Posted February 19, 2001 Yes, I would like fries with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zargon Posted February 19, 2001 Share Posted February 19, 2001 buh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zargon Posted February 19, 2001 Share Posted February 19, 2001 Originally posted by Fuzzy Panda: The Ten Commandments for computer users 1) Thou shalt have no other operating system than Microsoft gee, microshaft doesn't make unix or linux do they? /me does a penguin dance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Plasmo Posted February 19, 2001 Share Posted February 19, 2001 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coffeebean_uk Posted February 19, 2001 Share Posted February 19, 2001 Get a bloody life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. (breach of commandment no 8). Cant you see no one likes you. F**k Off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. (Another breach of commandment No 8) ------------------ I come in pieces Hey Im a Jigsaw!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted February 19, 2001 Share Posted February 19, 2001 Darnit. *(Cuts off Coffeebean's head.)* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jabba The Hunt Posted February 19, 2001 Share Posted February 19, 2001 yeah matt please stop forwarding these sort of jokes to my email address ------------------ Quote - "Nowadays a lot of american imports are coming from outside the country" - end quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted February 19, 2001 Share Posted February 19, 2001 Y'know, I've got a great idea. Let's just take all the newbies and burn them at the stake! Y'know, just like they did back in the 15th century? I bet that'll be really cool, don'tcha think? Jeez...when's this **** gonna end? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho Tycho Posted February 19, 2001 Share Posted February 19, 2001 No, I got even a better one. Let's strap the noobies on A-Wings and drive them. Watch their skin just fall off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fuzzy Panda Posted February 19, 2001 Share Posted February 19, 2001 nick, you are a twat with no friends. on another matter, please can you put wot you did Nute into 3 lines, as there is far too much text there for me to take in. ------------------ When you attack If at first you dont succed Try and try again Or throw a newbie against it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest emupiett Posted February 19, 2001 Share Posted February 19, 2001 I hope you don't mean ALL newbies!? ------------------ "Intensify forward firepower!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho Tycho Posted February 19, 2001 Share Posted February 19, 2001 Geez, there's so many newbies here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted February 19, 2001 Share Posted February 19, 2001 Can't even post with grammatical correctness. I mean, it wouldn't be so bad if what you were trying to say was nice and coherent, but when you make an ass of yourself it's even worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Sceltor Posted February 19, 2001 Share Posted February 19, 2001 I can describe this thread with one word: CLOSED!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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