Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted February 23, 2001 Posted February 23, 2001 YOU PEOPLE ARE HIJACKING A SILLY THREAD WITH EVEN FURTHER SILLINESS!!! "An electric sheep goes into a bar and sez to the bartender 'Hey, buddy, any women around?' The bartender sez 'Why don't ewe look for eweself?' so then the electric sheep discharges 112,00 volts of electricity into the bartender, killing him instantly." I believe that plasma is an electricity-associated phenomenon.
Guest Rogue 9 Posted February 23, 2001 Posted February 23, 2001 that depends on the type of plasma, blood plasma has nothing to do with power except in horrible accidents involving power plants and diet soda
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted February 23, 2001 Posted February 23, 2001 It goes: solid, liquid, gas, plasma, energy...the state of which is directly dependent on its vibrational index. I believe that blood plasma is of the second category, mine is the fourth and an electric sheep has unusual access to the fifth. Baaa-aa! *Zap!*
Guest Rogue 9 Posted February 23, 2001 Posted February 23, 2001 is Vibrational INdex a real measurement or are you trying to out BS me. ------------------ Leader of 3 Flight Don't Click Here=> Behold the Smiley of Death, Cower in my Shadow, Unworthy ones.
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted February 23, 2001 Posted February 23, 2001 Energy manifests itself as vibration (heat) on the physical plane, right? Add energy to matter and you change its form.* Really. <font size=1>*Melt an ice cube--it goes from solid, to liquid, to gas, and even (if you heat it enough) to plasma form. According to Einstein, energy and matter are interchangeable, which gets us that fifth state.</font>
Guest Rogue 9 Posted February 23, 2001 Posted February 23, 2001 Light is energy yet it does not exsist on the physical plane and does not cause friction by itself...I think ------------------ Leader of 3 Flight Don't Click Here=> Behold the Smiley of Death, Cower in my Shadow, Unworthy ones.
Poor Bastard Posted February 23, 2001 Posted February 23, 2001 This thread is BORING. ------------------ The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted February 23, 2001 Posted February 23, 2001 'Light' is actually lots of little things called photons, which exhibit properties of both a particle and a wave. The energy contained within the photons manifest as heat when the photon is absorbed by something (like a sidewalk on a sunny afternoon.) Boring? If you aren't into the physics, then we could always go back to the electric sheep jokes...!
Guest Rogue 9 Posted February 23, 2001 Posted February 23, 2001 does a photon have mass, I know they have been duplicated by some scientists in australia
Rogue Nine Posted February 23, 2001 Posted February 23, 2001 There will be NO physics discussed on this board! I've had enough of AP Physics B and I don't need you people talking about it! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted February 23, 2001 Posted February 23, 2001 It's been suggested that Australian scientists are second in the world only to the Scots when it comes to researching electric sheep. *!*
Admiral Odin Posted February 23, 2001 Posted February 23, 2001 and you lead the research. ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb
Guest Rogue 9 Posted February 23, 2001 Posted February 23, 2001 No I lead it. I am investigating the posibility of integrating them into the California Power grid to try to ease the Power shortage problems...
Psycho Tycho Posted February 23, 2001 Posted February 23, 2001 Hey Zoomie, your "electric sheep" can be helpful. They can generate electricity for California. But, they probably got their electricity back any way. Too late.
Admiral Zaarin Posted February 23, 2001 Posted February 23, 2001 hey, Zoom, are any of those electric sheep for sale? I could do with a few to power the new weapons on my SSD...
Admiral Zaarin Posted February 23, 2001 Posted February 23, 2001 Then again, I heard there may be some electric salamanders going cheap on the mass production market....<font size ="-2"> [This message has been edited by Admiral Zaarin (edited February 22, 2001).]
Cmdr. Cracken Posted February 23, 2001 Posted February 23, 2001 electric salamanders? ha! my electric ELEPHANTS already power the world!
Darth Sceltor Posted February 23, 2001 Posted February 23, 2001 I'm surprised electric weasels haven't made their way into this thread yet.
Guest emupiett Posted February 23, 2001 Posted February 23, 2001 Obviously, they just did. ------------------ "Intensify forward firepower!!"
Psycho Tycho Posted February 23, 2001 Posted February 23, 2001 Just wait until my electric monkeys come in here and terrorize!
Admiral Odin Posted February 23, 2001 Posted February 23, 2001 I don't need elcetric animals, I use humans. ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb
Guest Rogue 9 Posted February 23, 2001 Posted February 23, 2001 Hamsters power my DEATH STAR. No reactor port to hit on My ship...MWahahahaha
Admiral Zaarin Posted February 23, 2001 Posted February 23, 2001 I have a bountiful supply of electic Ewoks if anyone wants a few...
Keyan Farlander Posted February 23, 2001 Posted February 23, 2001 Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit: YOU PEOPLE ARE HIJACKING A SILLY THREAD WITH EVEN FURTHER SILLINESS!!! "An electric sheep goes into a bar and sez to the bartender 'Hey, buddy, any women around?' The bartender sez 'Why don't ewe look for eweself?' so then the electric sheep discharges 112,00 volts of electricity into the bartender, killing him instantly." I believe that plasma is an electricity-associated phenomenon. First of all, voltage is a measure of electric potential. Secondly... "112,00" isn't even a number.
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