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Guest Zoom Rabbit

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Guest Zoom Rabbit
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112 watts wouldn't startle a housecat. I meant to say watts, and the number was supposed to be 112,000. rolleyes.gif

 

and whay hasn't anyone brought out any electric rabbits? Hah? *(Plugs himself in.)* Look! I light up! biggrin.gif

Guest Zoom Rabbit
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How powerful then do you estimate a sheep's capacity if used as a capacitor? Could it store 112,000 watts or not, regardless of the limited amperage implied by the insulating qualities of its wool?

 

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Guest Zoom Rabbit
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Baaa-aa! *(Head butt)*

 

*(Electrocutes Keyan with exactly 112,000 watts of electricity.)*

Guest Zoom Rabbit
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Not as rude as naked hillbilly women, drunk on moonshine and shooting up the town with rusty shotguns.

 

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What?

Guest Rogue 9
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The day will come when animals are sick of our interference in their sophisticated society and they will cause massive thermo-nuclear destruction on a planetary scale while they are all safe in ther eships flying pack to PLuto...No, there after me...I didn't mean it...I won...*BARK**BARK**SCREAMS*

 

[This message has been edited by Rogue 9 (edited February 23, 2001).]

Guest Zoom Rabbit
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Pluto?!? The cartoon dog?

 

Well, I'm a rabbit with a sword. Send in the dog! *(Dresses as bull-fighter.)*

Guest Rogue 9
Posted

Looks alot like an AT-AT doesn't he...

Guest Rogue 9
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he flamed my airspeeder down, I will now go to the Cantina Scenerio and order a drink

 

[This message has been edited by Rogue 9 (edited February 24, 2001).]

Guest Zoom Rabbit
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Cantina? Space fizzies? Good idea! smile.gif

 

Can't take the robot with us, though. They don't serve 'his kind.'

 

Hey, anyone want this severed dog's head? I'll trade it for a bottle of bactine... wink.gif

Guest Zoom Rabbit
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Wally the space dolphin would just like to say that not only are electric sheep real, but provide a solid clientele base for his retail sheep insulator industry.

 

Wally uses those profits to derail American presidential elections with vote-stuffing, but that's another can of worms...

 

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