Admiral Odin Posted March 19, 2001 Share Posted March 19, 2001 I think we might have for gotten to replenish the beer supply. To bad for everyone else I have my own. ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR2000Z Posted March 19, 2001 Share Posted March 19, 2001 NO BEER!?!?!?! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!! *Turns on the Emergency Beer Alarm* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Zaarin Posted March 19, 2001 Share Posted March 19, 2001 Don't worry, I've still got a few trillion left from the 0.06k. *drinks 30 pints of beer, and laughs as stunned passers-by watch beer pouring out of his ears* ------------------ And what of the Director's Lenses? The logs show they fled the scene in a shuttle. That is all the information we have sir, there is a high probability that the shuttle was destroyed in the battle. A shame.....but we'll buy George Lucas another pair of glasses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest AceAzzameen Posted March 19, 2001 Share Posted March 19, 2001 YO Lynn! You better still be at this party. You showed up while I was busy in Florida. And to update the rest of you on my week with 7 single women in one hotel room... let's just say I had one of the best weeks of my life. Also, I succeeded in being drunk 5 days in a row, so I'm quite proud of that new accomplishment. Someday I'll maybe extend it to 7 or so when I don't have to be the one driving to & from the vacation spot. Anyway, the beach was magnificent & I believe I'm going to have to move there someday. As for more details about the chicks and my exciting experiences... those are mine to reminisce about & yours to be jealous about. Um... and I do have one of those Real Life thingys. ------------------ "With the blast shield down, I can't even see. How am I supposed to fight?" Rogue Leader 3 aceazzameen@yahoo.com or manofstele@yahoo.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zargon Posted March 19, 2001 Share Posted March 19, 2001 *ENVY* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Lynn Posted March 19, 2001 Share Posted March 19, 2001 Oops sorry Zargs I didn't forget you! ------------------ Gonnae No Dae That! Master Lynn Ye Olde Rogue Leader 1 Official Forum Elusive One Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fondas Posted March 19, 2001 Share Posted March 19, 2001 A famous Scotsman is lurking this thread !!! There is a presence here I haven't felt since... Lynn, is that really you ? I though you were blasted into oblivion ! ------------------ "No matter how pretty the bait, a hook is still a hook !" TZG+7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted March 20, 2001 Share Posted March 20, 2001 I just love GUNNER's choice of words for this topic's title... "2 very long, hard, and drawn out years....." No wonder there's another kid on the way! ------------------ Hello, my name is Nitro, and I'm calling from BBM Bureau of Measurement, the radio ratings company... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho Tycho Posted March 20, 2001 Share Posted March 20, 2001 You sicko. R9, we need you to buy some more beer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted March 20, 2001 Share Posted March 20, 2001 Fine I guess I will share my next batch. Takes R9's wallet to buy more material for more beer making. ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GUNNER Posted March 20, 2001 Author Share Posted March 20, 2001 Yep, same old Nitro. Some things will never change........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted March 22, 2001 Share Posted March 22, 2001 Hey! I tried pretty hard not to shoot off at the mouth... I think I've handled myself pretty well... Sure, the hits just keep on cumming, but hey... If your mind hasn't been blown by now, then you can take a little more... Let's all have a dance!!! A giant costume ball at my place, 'cause everyone know that I've got the biggest balls of them all!!! ------------------ Hello, my name is Nitro, and I'm calling from BBM Bureau of Measurement, the radio ratings company... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andromeda Posted March 23, 2001 Share Posted March 23, 2001 ROTFLMAOWTIME!!!!!! that was funny as hell Nitrous thanks for the laugh, i needed it ------------------ If you live to be a hundred, i hope i live to be a hundred minus one so i never have to live without you! SkirtPower@hotmail.com Official Forum Chick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted March 23, 2001 Share Posted March 23, 2001 Nitrous, you demented bastard you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted March 23, 2001 Share Posted March 23, 2001 And I'm not spent yet... There's plenty more where that came from... ------------------ Hello, my name is Nitro, and I'm calling from BBM Bureau of Measurement, the radio ratings company... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flying Beastie Posted March 23, 2001 Share Posted March 23, 2001 Well, stuff it before you get whipped out of here for inappropriate behaviour by one of our mods. I know you're trying to shove a stiff sense of humour into these forums, but most of your puns are falling limp and you're going to be beat off with a stick. ------------------ "Do fish-people eat fish, or would that be like humans eating monkeys?" "Humans do eat monkeys. In fact humans eat other humans. . . Y'know, as a species, we are really quite unpleasant." [This message has been edited by Flying Beastie (edited March 23, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted March 24, 2001 Share Posted March 24, 2001 very sick. ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted March 24, 2001 Share Posted March 24, 2001 I'm ever upper class high society, God's gift to ballroom notoriety. I always fill my ballroom (The event is never small). The social pages say I've got The biggest balls of all. Oh, I've got big balls, I've got big balls, And they're such big balls, Dirty big balls! And he's got big balls, And she's got big balls, But we've got the biggest balls of them all! And my balls are always bouncing, My balls are always full, And everybody cums and cums again! If your name is on the guest list, No one can take you higher. Everybody says I've got GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!!! Oh, I've got big balls, I've got big balls, And they're such big balls, Dirty big balls! And he's got big balls, And she's got big balls, But we've got the biggest balls of them all! Some balls are held for charity, And some for fancy dress, But when they're held for pleasure They're the balls that I like best. My balls are always bouncing, To the left and to the right. It's my belief that my big balls Should be held every night! Oh, I've got big balls, I've got big balls, And they're such big balls, Dirty big balls! And he's got big balls, And she's got big balls, But we've got the biggest balls of them all! Oh, I've got big balls! (And I'm just itching to tell you about them) I've got big balls! (We can talk over seafood dinner!) And they're such big balls! (Crabs, crayfish, clams) *fade out* ------------------ Hello, my name is Nitro, and I'm calling from BBM Bureau of Measurement, the radio ratings company... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted March 26, 2001 Share Posted March 26, 2001 What? No one likes my song? ------------------ The crazy f*cker was jerking off 10 times a day... 10 times a day, at LEAST... They sent him to the Navy head shrinkers and the crazy bastard starts jerking off in the waiting room... -Full Metal Jacket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho Tycho Posted March 27, 2001 Share Posted March 27, 2001 Hell no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poor Bastard Posted March 27, 2001 Share Posted March 27, 2001 Hell yes. ------------------ "Face down on the floor, both of you right now! The first person who comes out this *BEEP*ing door gets a, gets a LEAD SALAD!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR2000Z Posted March 28, 2001 Share Posted March 28, 2001 You have balls? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR2000Z Posted March 28, 2001 Share Posted March 28, 2001 Wha? I didnt know you had balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted March 30, 2001 Share Posted March 30, 2001 Amazing how fast I killed this thread, eh? ------------------ The crazy f*cker was jerking off 10 times a day... 10 times a day, at LEAST... They sent him to the Navy head shrinkers and the crazy bastard starts jerking off in the waiting room... -Full Metal Jacket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted March 30, 2001 Share Posted March 30, 2001 Amazing how fast I killed this thread, eh? ------------------ The crazy f*cker was jerking off 10 times a day... 10 times a day, at LEAST... They sent him to the Navy head shrinkers and the crazy bastard starts jerking off in the waiting room... -Full Metal Jacket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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