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For all of you who HATE this story, you are in luck. There are only TWO chapters left.

 

Chapter 3: The Show and the Hottie

 

Raz looked down from the platform as Lili and Milla walked in. Raz noticed and knew Milla in a heartbeat. But, he had never met Lili, so he didn't know her. But instantly, he was in love. Once her beutiful long, purple pigtails caught his eyes, he couldn't stop staring. In fact, his nose started to bleed!

 

" Raz, get a tissue!" Clara was behind him and spoiled his moment.

 

" Get a move on Raz. We're waiting on you, you dork," Clara called while walking on.

 

"Okay, fatty," Raz called while gigling. Clara snorted.

 

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Lili and Milla got a seat as soon as the show started. Lili was in a desant mood now that Milla was there. She was almost smiling. Lili listened as a tall man with purple hair started the show. Then, behind him, came a shorter boy with purple hair. Lili instantly fell for the hot boy, as her eyes widened. She wasn't expecting a show and a hottie.

 

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Raz finished the show with a flip on a tightrope, while landing on the rope. The crowd cheered! Raz had done great, and now he could see the hottie, Lili. He left quick and caught them just as they were leaving. Lili was so excited to see him, she acked like an idiot! Raz didn't care. He just wanted to meet her. But, just then, the unthinkable happened. Sasha Nein came and kidnapped Lili!!!

 

"LILI!! Sasha, how dare you!!" Raz was so angry, he caught Sasha's coat on fire!

 

"HA! Nice try Razputin, but you can't defet me. So, why don't you come save your GIRLFRIEND!!!"

 

Sasha left, laughing leaving Raz and Milla in shock. Milla ran out, crying and heartbrocken.

 

"So, it's up to me to- HEY! Don't end this chapter! HEY, do you hear me?!"

 

End of Chapter 3

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Hi. What the ****.

 

It's obvious that Raz just met Lili in Psychonauts, Sasha is not evil, and oh yeah... ONE MEANS ONE.

 

MATH CLASS.

 

ONE IS AN INTEGER.

 

THAT MEANS NOT 0, NOT 2, 3, 4, 5, OR 6, AND CONTINUING ON.

 

ONE ****ING TOPIC JESUS ****ING CHRIST.

 

What's with the nosebleed and the inability to count.

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Smon, may I join your pantheon to SMITE THEIR ASS?

 

I am Doublepostor, admin at like, 4 forums, and I know most, but I know to stop spamming n ****!

Very well, as training you must beat ActRaiser, (not a difficult game, easy to do) and play one hour of Black & White or B&W2.

 

Plus Arteest (goddess of pottery and macaroni pictures) can make some lackeys outta clay, but since they're pretty shoddy I summoned some from the old BatMan comics.

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Very well, as training you must beat ActRaiser, (not a difficult game, easy to do) and play one hour of Black & White or B&W2.

 

Plus Arteest (goddess of pottery and macaroni pictures) can make some lackeys outta clay, but since they're pretty shoddy I summoned some from the old BatMan comics.

 

Alright, I'll *coughdownloadcough* get ActRaiser, and I LOVE BLACK AND WHITE!

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OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!! THERE IS ONLY ONE FREGGIN CHAPTER LEFT SO DON'T EVEN READ IT IF YOUR GONNA FREGGIN SMART MOUTH IT!!!!!!!!!!! GOD!!!!!!

 

P.S. DON'T CALL ME A MAGOT! YOURE A MAGOT!!!

 

By the way, not my idea to make Sasha evil. Brother's idea.

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OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!! THERE IS ONLY ONE FRIGGIN CHAPTER LEFT SO DON'T EVEN READ IT IF YOUR GONNA FRIGGIN BAD MOUTH IT!!!!!!!!!!! GOD!!!!!!

 

P.S. DON'T CALL ME A MAGGOT! YOURE A MAGGOT!!!

 

By the way, not my idea to make Sasha evil. Brother's idea.

 

Hm... maggot...

 

Darth_Ave:Joined September of 2005 and has 6002 posts.

Zelda:Joined a week ago and has 36 posts.

 

If Darth is a maggot that makes you like... an egg or something.

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My grammulator sense is... activated. I was bitten by a radioactive Writing teacher... I know what I must do...

 

RUN-ON SENTENCE CORRECTION!

 

OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!! THERE IS ONLY ONE FRIGGIN CHAPTER LEFT, SO DON'T EVEN READ IT IF YOU'RE GONNA FRIGGIN BAD MOUTH IT!!!!!!!!!!! GOD!!!!!!

 

Smon you missed one

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My grammulator sense is... activated. I was bitten by a radioactive Writing teacher... I know what I must do...

 

RUN-ON SENTENCE CORRECTION!

 

OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!! THERE IS ONLY ONE FRIGGIN CHAPTER LEFT, SO DON'T EVEN READ IT IF YOU'RE GONNA FRIGGIN BAD MOUTH IT!!!!!!!!!!! GOD!!!!!!

 

Smon you missed one

Eh, so I missed one of about a thousand, still good.

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