Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted April 26, 2001 Share Posted April 26, 2001 Whoever sent that damn bee to get me, your attempt was a failure. Allow me to backtrack. I was out riding my bike the other day, and stopped at the local cutlery shop to do some shopping. While there, I found a very nice replica of a Heian period Japanese court sword which I bought. Riding home, I got the usual assortment of strange looks a guy on a bicycle with a samurai sword draws... I was on a busy street, in traffic along with rush hour commuters, when an odd little buzzing, whirring spiky thing flew directly into my face! It was a bee, which had stung me right on the lower lip. I managed to keep from crashing, pulled the sword from my belt as I laid the bike down alongside the road. As my lip swelled up, I found the bee that had hit me, himself quite messed up by the experience. *Stomp!* On the way home, I was stopped by a policeman who wanted to know why a guy with a fat lip and a sword was riding around on a bike. Hee-hee... Anyway. Bee assassins: send another one! I'm ready for you bastards. ------------------ 'What's up is clearly defined as the opposite of what is down, in this case being the strongest source of local gravity...failing that, in space, what's up is opposite the direction of accelerative G-force--or what I'm targeting with these laser cannon. Die, b*tch!' --Official forum space terrorist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rogue 9 Posted April 26, 2001 Share Posted April 26, 2001 dang, my plan has been foiled again, I shall have to find another way to silence the A-Wing Advocates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted April 26, 2001 Share Posted April 26, 2001 You stole my favorite Bee. It was going to go on a suicide mission to get Duke ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rogue 9 Posted April 26, 2001 Share Posted April 26, 2001 I'm sorry, I'll go find one of our killer bees and ship it to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted April 26, 2001 Share Posted April 26, 2001 To bee or not to--aw, screw it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deac Posted April 26, 2001 Share Posted April 26, 2001 Darn I'll have send send wasps this time!!!! Bwaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah-...Cough... Minion, get me some cough sweets! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted April 26, 2001 Share Posted April 26, 2001 Cough sweets! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jem Posted April 27, 2001 Share Posted April 27, 2001 Damn it didn't work! ok next time I'm sending an electric bee so watch out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rogue 9 Posted April 27, 2001 Share Posted April 27, 2001 whaaaiiit a minute, if three of us said we sent bee's what happehed to the other two. there still on the way Imladil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taarkin Posted April 27, 2001 Share Posted April 27, 2001 I've been stung by 3 bees, ALL IN THE SAME SPOT!!!1 ------------------ Was I supposed to eat the heads too? 'Cause I took nooo prisioners! Once again, evil is defeated through the use of decorative agricultural technology! Official forum Psychic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jem Posted April 27, 2001 Share Posted April 27, 2001 My electric bee radar detected you got hit 3 times Taarkin... Damn something must have gone worng with my electric bee 's satellite GPS guidence , must fix it so I can get Zoomie. But clearly the aiming system works perfectly: you being hit on the same spot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander 598 Posted April 27, 2001 Share Posted April 27, 2001 It appears that you are wrong Zoom. The bee sent carried an extremely slow acting toxic poison. If that was my bee he will be dead by monday at 12:00 PM. ------------------ Official Forum Nuclear Terrorist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR2000Z Posted April 27, 2001 Share Posted April 27, 2001 My bees have the Energizer battery. It keeps on going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rogue 9 Posted April 27, 2001 Share Posted April 27, 2001 *battery cid begins leaking from bee after prolonged running... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deac Posted April 27, 2001 Share Posted April 27, 2001 Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit: Cough sweets! You eat them and they release vapours that clear your throat, duh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rogue 9 Posted April 27, 2001 Share Posted April 27, 2001 known as Cough Drops in the U.S. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milkshake Posted April 28, 2001 Share Posted April 28, 2001 I've never been stung by a bee before ------------------ Self proclaimed Forum 90's Dude milkshake@milkshake.co.uk You make believe That nothing is wrong until you're cryin' Cryin' on me You make believe That life is so long until you're dyin' Dyin' on me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jem Posted April 28, 2001 Share Posted April 28, 2001 Dpn't worry Milky,I'll take care of that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted April 28, 2001 Share Posted April 28, 2001 I once stepped on a bee. it wasn't to happy. Neither was I since I was barefoot. ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted April 28, 2001 Share Posted April 28, 2001 Public sercvice announcement: Never mistake an electric assassin bee for a cough drop/sweet/whatever. <font size=1>It just gets weirder from here...</font> Commander 598, it was indeed your bee. That 'toxin' is actually a powerful narcotic/pychoactive when used on giant rabbits. I'm having a colorful good time--thanks! *(Stands naked in the bushes outside of his house with a sword.)* Two more bees? I'm ready! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander 598 Posted April 28, 2001 Share Posted April 28, 2001 See he has almost lost his brain cells as it is. *Sends a Taurus MD to destroy Zoom completely* ------------------ Official Forum Nuclear Terrorist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deac Posted April 28, 2001 Share Posted April 28, 2001 Aww, leave some for me! *Hurls sword into air, hoping it will half Zoomie* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edlib Posted April 28, 2001 Share Posted April 28, 2001 And while you are standing naked in the bushes, sword in hand, scanning the sky for more bees, my elite force of FIRE ANTS will be crawling up your leg, heading straight for... Well,... I'd hate to ruin the surprise! ------------------ "I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my life-style" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR2000Z Posted April 29, 2001 Share Posted April 29, 2001 One time I had tons of fire ants all over my body when I was 2. Then last January,I was fishing and I sat down next to an anthill.I didnt notince untill there were 1,000 ants in my shirt and pants.And of course, they were all fire ants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DarthSlapnutz Posted April 29, 2001 Share Posted April 29, 2001 ::Hands Zoom some bug spray:: Sounds like you will be having some "insectular" problems in the near future. I got your back though. You take the bee's, and I'll take the ants. Lets just hope that no spiders show up, or I'll have to call in a specialist. She's a cleaner, and she's very, very good :: pulls out a magnifying glass:: Bring on the ants! ------------------ "Dear me! What are those things coming out of her nose?" "Spaceballs?!" "Oh $#!^, there goes the planet." [This message has been edited by DarthSlapnutz (edited April 28, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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