DarthAve Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 That's sweeter than Andrae Gonzalos' and Santino's cuddling session. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zelda 41 Posted March 1, 2006 Author Share Posted March 1, 2006 THE END TO MY STORY!! * MORE OF TIM GUNN!! ZELDA: Okay, but before we fight, LETS GO TO RED LOBSTER!!! GEWN: NO YOU A$$ HOLE!! ZELDA: Pleeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssseeeeeeeeeee. GEWN: GOD. Fine, but you're buying. ZELDA:Kay ^^ TIM: I'm coming too. ZELDA: ^^ SO THE TRIO SETS OFF TO RED LOBSTER. GEWN: Okay, so we're getting lobter, right? ZELDA: HELL NO!! I CAN'T AFORD THAT!!!!!! TIM: It's only $5.99. ZELDA: I DON'T ****IN CARE!! ( phy blasts Tim) TIM: OHH GOD!!! NOT AGAIN!!! GEWN: Okay, what about fried clams? ZELDA: NOW WE'RE GETTI'N SOMWHERE!!! GEWN:Okay then. ZELDA: Mr. Waiter!!! WAITER: YES? THEY ORDER THEIR FOOD: clams, salod, and cream of crap. WAITER: Your food will be here in 20 min. ZELDA:Kool. TIM: I will sing for the peeps. ZELDA: (zapps Tim) NEVER SAY THAT AGAIN!!! WAITER: Your food is here. THEY CHOW DOWN FOR AN HOUR GEWN: (burp) I'm full. ZELDA: Yep, me too. TIM: Too full....to talk... WAITER: Your bill. ZELDA: WHAT?! $40 ****IN DOLLERS?!?! ZELDA: Oh well... THE TRIO LEAVES LEAVES TO CONTINUE THE FIGHT. GEWN: Okay, NOW YOU MUST DIE!!!!!!! ZELDA: Kay. ^^ ( Zelda zapps a tree branch that falls on Gewn and kills her) ZELDA: YUK, BLOOD!! TIM: SHE'S DEAD, ZELDA!!! ZELDA: WELL DAH! THE CHICK ALREADY SAID IT (Points to me) ZELDA: Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go make-out with Raz (walks away) RAZ: Hi Zelda! (Raz kisses Zelda) ZELDA: WTF was that?!?! RAZ: Dunno LILI: (walks up) YOU BITCH! (slaps Raz) RAZ: OWW ZELDA: Soo... Raz... LETS MAKE OUT!!!!!!!!! RAZ: KAY! ^^ BORG DRONE: we have come for the one known as tim gunn, do not resist, for our sensors indicate u are unable too withstand the might of the borg, prepare to be assimilated. *assimilates tim and beams off with him (not trans-dimensional shift, that isnt what the borg do, ya noobs)* THE ****IN END!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingCheez Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 LILI: (walks up) YOU BITCH! (slaps Raz) RAZ: OWW ZELDA: Soo... Raz... LETS MAKE OUT!!!!!!!!! RAZ: KAY! ^^ THEY MAKE OUT WHILE TIM SINGS," CLOSER BY NINE INCH NAILS" I have found the enemy. (Silence!) Found the enemy. (Silence!) Found the enemy. Posting in my forum. *GUITAR.* Seriously, as a nearly religious RazLili shipper, for inserting yourself into a relation with Raz, I will have to brutally murder you. Wait 'til Mashi gets wind of this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smon Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 I also made l33t circus. Also, Smon, I want that but I think it's out of print :< It is, I had to pay $70 for my copy on my eBay, it's very rare now hunt for it before there's still time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 THEY MAKE OUT WHILE TIM SINGS," CLOSER BY NINE INCH NAILS" YES!! "Zelda, you let me violate you." AWESOME!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zelda 41 Posted March 1, 2006 Author Share Posted March 1, 2006 is that a good thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingCheez Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Zelda 41, you make Mashi turn over in her grave. Yeah. She's dead and this is a dishonor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smon Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Zelda 41, you make Mashi turn over in her grave. Yeah. She's dead and this is a dishonor. Lucky her, I'm just turning over in my grave... you know how they used to put a bell and string on each grave? Yeah, THEY DON'T DO THAT ANYMORE, SOMEONE SEND HELP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jintor Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 Where is Mashi? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingCheez Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 Dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 Oh, that's so sad. ~insert tear~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zelda 41 Posted March 3, 2006 Author Share Posted March 3, 2006 opps... my bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 OMG, Zelda you have passed 100 post. ~Dim lights, halo theme starts to play~ Now, is the time for.....the initiation ceremony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingCheez Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Zelda, I have to high-five you with a knife. *SPLAAARGSCH* That is the first test. Don't cry now that there's a giant hole through your hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zelda 41 Posted March 3, 2006 Author Share Posted March 3, 2006 YAY!!! Do I win a prize or somthing? Like a BANDAID. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 No, there are still many more test. Now, the resistance test. Make out with this picture of Tim While I hang out over here with my Danny boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zelda 41 Posted March 4, 2006 Author Share Posted March 4, 2006 done ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted March 4, 2006 Share Posted March 4, 2006 I don't really believe you. You probably just made out with Danny. Whetever though, SMON NEEDS TO LOG ON AND GIVE HIS TEST!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smon Posted March 4, 2006 Share Posted March 4, 2006 My test? Hm... the test of typo correction! Please correct the following statements: quantem machanic supercalifragilisticexpielidocious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zelda 41 Posted March 4, 2006 Author Share Posted March 4, 2006 wtf? I can't do that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smon Posted March 4, 2006 Share Posted March 4, 2006 wtf? I can't do that! Yes... very few have survived my challenges. Well Zelda? *von Karma snap* PROVE YOUR WORTHINESS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zelda 41 Posted March 4, 2006 Author Share Posted March 4, 2006 I.... can't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingCheez Posted March 4, 2006 Share Posted March 4, 2006 LOL THOSE TESTS ARE EASY AS HELL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smon Posted March 4, 2006 Share Posted March 4, 2006 *murmurs from the Jury* Can't? What does she mean? How can Smon assign such a complex test? Super- soupa... uh? Well Zelda, do your best. Because the only bad thing that can happen... is DISBARMENT! Edit:For added effect, the mentor of this case (Manfred von Karma) is here, quite proud of what I've done: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zelda 41 Posted March 4, 2006 Author Share Posted March 4, 2006 okay, I'll try 1). macanic ? 2).quatin ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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