Commander 598 Posted July 4, 2001 Share Posted July 4, 2001 You should be happy due to the fact that its the only time you can legally blow something up(In Cities.and of course that excludes me ) Oh yeah and I HAVE RETURNED! *B52 Mysteriously blows up and crashes on runway 30 miles away from me a BAFB* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted July 5, 2001 Share Posted July 5, 2001 Welcome back! And no, I didn't start up any Fourth celebrations because I know I'll eventually end up paying for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Zaarin Posted July 5, 2001 Share Posted July 5, 2001 Don't tempt fate. Everyone on board my SSSD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR2000Z Posted July 5, 2001 Share Posted July 5, 2001 Release all the slave girls! Beers on Niner! (He asked for it.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cmdr. Cracken Posted July 5, 2001 Share Posted July 5, 2001 *grabs a brewski* *russian accent* you americans know how to party, eh, comrads? ------------------ Don't knock on Death's door. Instead, ring the doorbell and run away, he doesn't like that. OFFICIAL ANIME AMBASSADOR OF XWA.NET!™ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Zaarin Posted July 5, 2001 Share Posted July 5, 2001 Hangers 10 thorugh 25 are filled with beer crates, so help yourselves! Also, I've got some excellent vodka stored on the lower decks. I think I've got some non-alcoholic stuff behind the bar too. *goes over the the bartender and whispers in his ear* <font size="-2">Mix it with the beer, mix it with the beer.....</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted July 5, 2001 Share Posted July 5, 2001 Time to make Niner poor again *grabs beer* ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted July 5, 2001 Share Posted July 5, 2001 *sigh* My poor credit card...take pity on it! It's only a piece of plastic!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rune Haako Posted July 5, 2001 Share Posted July 5, 2001 It's too late. You've already been caught in the snare of evil. But, fear not, for soon I shall be, too. And then the buying splurge of importing model action figures shall begin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jabba The Hunt Posted July 5, 2001 Share Posted July 5, 2001 ummm, yeah, welcome back... ------------------ Official Forum Newbian "Its Going down his leg i think we are going to have to amputate. "No, dont take the leg, dont let them take the leg, they cant take the leg!!!" "Its heading for his testicles" "Take it, take the leg!!!" jabbathehunt@hotmail.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flying Beastie Posted July 5, 2001 Share Posted July 5, 2001 *Trickster's Justice swings into formation beside the SssssssD* Gotta admit, Rune knows how to make an entrance. I know that since I'm a Canadian, I technically don't have to do this, but since fireworks here in Ottawa were cancelled on Canada Day (too windy): *an overwhelmingly huge force of Magog swarm ships emerges from slipstream and swarms toward the party ships* Do-it-yourself fireworks!!! *launches in a customized Bab5 Starfury and begins sowing destruction* C'mon guys, join the fun! ------------------ It's like I always say: When the going gets tough, the tough . . . switch to artillery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted July 5, 2001 Share Posted July 5, 2001 Okay, I'm not paying for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Zaarin Posted July 5, 2001 Share Posted July 5, 2001 *quietly slips R9's credit card out of his pocket* Oh really? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deac Posted July 5, 2001 Share Posted July 5, 2001 You know, after that war, you Americans have done really well, making a country that produced STAR WARS! So, I think I'll join in the party, with some Brit beer!(You don't have to drink it-it's not hot.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Sceltor Posted July 5, 2001 Share Posted July 5, 2001 I think this thread is drunk...it won't load right! But I know how to solve that.. *Gets as drunk as thread so it looks fine* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR2000Z Posted July 6, 2001 Share Posted July 6, 2001 Did anybody buy any <s>illegel</s> fireworks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Leader 05 Posted July 6, 2001 Share Posted July 6, 2001 I didn't... did you? Really all my family got was tons of those ground sparklers or sumtin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cmdr. Cracken Posted July 6, 2001 Share Posted July 6, 2001 I got a big firework, but it says it needs a V2 launcher............... :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Sceltor Posted July 6, 2001 Share Posted July 6, 2001 Mine has a funny looking yellow and black circle thing on it and says "Property of USAF". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rogue 9 Posted July 6, 2001 Share Posted July 6, 2001 I Had one of those once...but I got mine from the Soviet Embassy, great deal to they even trough in a guidance package. anyway you remember that reactor failure back in russia... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Sceltor Posted July 6, 2001 Share Posted July 6, 2001 Yeah, wasn't it at a border crossing too? Those darn customs people are too nosy for their own good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted July 6, 2001 Share Posted July 6, 2001 *walks in, with Run DMC behind him* Look who I brought!!! *looks at Run DMC* Hit it, guys! *music starts, and Nitro starts breakdancing like the master of the art that he is* ------------------ We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft is okay. He's a sailor, he's in New York. We get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble. -Dr. Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taarkin Posted July 6, 2001 Share Posted July 6, 2001 Last year my neighbor had a HUGE ASS (illegal) roman candle doing its thing in his hand when a cop came around the corner. Panicking, he shoved it buisness-end first into the little ditch you get around a sprinkler. The cop drove by reeeeeeal slow and the neighbor just tried to act as inocently as possible. Just when the cop was about to speed up, the candle leapt from its hiding spot 20 feet into the air and landed right in the middle of the driveway spinning around and shooting sparks and drawing a lot of attention to itself. The cop didn't do anything for a second. The neighbor just tried to walk off, then the car's bullhorn blared "Uhh, sir, could you step over here please?" ------------------ Was I supposed to eat the heads too? 'Cause I took nooo prisioners! Once again, evil is defeated through the use of decorative agricultural technology! Official forum Psychic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted July 6, 2001 Share Posted July 6, 2001 My friends and I light off fireworks on a regular basis... With occasional ill effects... I put a small rocket through some guy's picture window after I knocked it over right before it launched... It jusrt screamed off sideways and blew right into his house... We all ran for the car and took off like a bat out of hell. ------------------ We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft is okay. He's a sailor, he's in New York. We get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble. -Dr. Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taarkin Posted July 6, 2001 Share Posted July 6, 2001 We were messing with smae small bottle rockets for some reason o Cinco de Mayo. I threw one up but it was late in going off, so it landed on the ground...after a couple seconds, it went off and flew RIGHT through the grill of some guy's car! Did I mention the guy was standing right next to me and that he was a Marine? ------------------ Was I supposed to eat the heads too? 'Cause I took nooo prisioners! Once again, evil is defeated through the use of decorative agricultural technology! Official forum Psychic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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