JR2000Z Posted August 7, 2001 Share Posted August 7, 2001 The zipper in my pants is stuck! Can you please moderate them or something so it will zip up properly? Also, my bulldog is stuck in a tree so can you get him down too? Oh yes, and my car needs an huge oil change. Have you payed for the other car yet? I also need a tux for a meeting tonight. And before I forget, the U.N. called and they want you to create world peace or something like that. And that beer taste bad; could you get the expencive kind that we like? And my birthday is comming up soon so it we might be nice to get more slave girls. And its never too early paying for Forum Insurance. We know that we mean a lot you you and if something happens to one of us... Doing all of this is part of your job description after all, no? So snap to it! And you should make a seperate forum just for sending inquiries to you because, you know, e-mailing you is just beyond the capability of myself and everyone here. ------------------ JR2000Z-Professional Member ----------- HOWS MY POSTING? Call 1800-JR2000Z or at JR2000Z@mindsping.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR2000Z Posted August 7, 2001 Author Share Posted August 7, 2001 Just kidding Niner. You dont need to do all that stuff at the same moment. (Except for the UN thing.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted August 7, 2001 Share Posted August 7, 2001 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rogue3 Posted August 7, 2001 Share Posted August 7, 2001 hey congrats on the brithday as for your list, the slave girls are not coming untill November (month of my Brithday) as for the beer it will not be ripe untill November, as for world peace I have the nukes, just have the U N tell me where to shoot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted August 7, 2001 Share Posted August 7, 2001 You have PROBLEMS. I'm not your mother. I don't wipe your butt for you anymore. Do it yourself! And don't blame me if you hurt yourself zipping it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho Tycho Posted August 7, 2001 Share Posted August 7, 2001 I better not see some blood dripping from those pants, 'ya hear? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Sceltor Posted August 7, 2001 Share Posted August 7, 2001 We've got a bleeder!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flying Beastie Posted August 7, 2001 Share Posted August 7, 2001 Originally posted by JR2000Z: my bulldog is stuck in a tree The hell? ------------------ It's like I always say: When the going gets tough, the tough . . . switch to artillery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR2000Z Posted August 7, 2001 Author Share Posted August 7, 2001 Dont ask, dont tell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR2000Z Posted August 7, 2001 Author Share Posted August 7, 2001 (Oh good. Niner got the 5555 post count. Whatever that means.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho Tycho Posted August 8, 2001 Share Posted August 8, 2001 It means that he has 5555 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR2000Z Posted August 8, 2001 Author Share Posted August 8, 2001 Perfect observation. We shall begin immediatly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted August 8, 2001 Share Posted August 8, 2001 Originally posted by Rogue Nine: I don't wipe your butt for you anymore. Do it yourself! Niner has admitted to wipping JR2000Z's butt. that is nasty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho Tycho Posted August 8, 2001 Share Posted August 8, 2001 Ewww... I don't even wanna think about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edlib Posted August 8, 2001 Share Posted August 8, 2001 But now you can't help thinking about it, can you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted August 8, 2001 Share Posted August 8, 2001 All part of my master plot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taarkin Posted August 8, 2001 Share Posted August 8, 2001 Well SOMEBODY has to do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR2000Z Posted August 8, 2001 Author Share Posted August 8, 2001 I have been sexually harrassed in my own thread. Thats illegal right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold leader Posted August 8, 2001 Share Posted August 8, 2001 Only if you dislike it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR2000Z Posted August 8, 2001 Author Share Posted August 8, 2001 Ok. I dislike everything that you guys did to me. This includes: swhiching my bombs with rubber chickens, burning my eyes with *real* fire, being shot numberous times and a ton of other things. Im sueing all of you. See you at Judge Judy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nute Gunray Posted August 8, 2001 Share Posted August 8, 2001 You be better off using my court. The jury consists of actual kangaroos and there's none of that pansy "guilty and not guilty." There's LIFE AND DEATH. HARDCORE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Thrawn Posted August 9, 2001 Share Posted August 9, 2001 *makes no sudden movements* ------------------ "You'd have to use a ladder to rise to my level of crap!" ThRaWn90,RAL_Thrawn,SOB_Thrawn Rogue 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zargon Posted August 9, 2001 Share Posted August 9, 2001 *swears in JR2000000000000z in Nutes court* Hes ready your Honor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jabba The Hunt Posted August 9, 2001 Share Posted August 9, 2001 ok i think this conversation got way too sick and american sueing style im leaving ------------------ "Its Going down his leg i think we are going to have to amputate. "No, dont take the leg, dont let them take the leg, they cant take the leg!!!" "Its heading for his testicles" "Take it, take the leg!!!" jabbathehunt@hotmail.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR2000Z Posted August 9, 2001 Author Share Posted August 9, 2001 I need proof of Niner wiping my butt. Will a picture work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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