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Basically I got bored and starting thinking of stupid things. Post how you think movies should end here!

 

Soylent Green:OMG! SOYLENT GREEN IS PEEPLES! *runs down a hall* AND SOYLENT RED IS DOGGYS! *runs down a hall* AND SOYLENT YELLOW IS ... ew...

 

Identity:OMG THE KID DID IT! *kills the kid* Yes... now I'M the dominant persona...

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You hated Spirited Away? I liked it. Then again I guess you do hate anime....

 

Anyways....

 

Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back

 

Darth Vader: Luke; I am your father!

Luke:Then why do you have boobs?

Darth:*Looks down at chest* Uh yeah, funny story about that.....

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You hated Spirited Away? I liked it. Then again I guess you do hate anime....

 

No, it was just messed up. It confuzed the crap out of me. Besides, I wanted to shoot the main character, she was suck a woosie, it was annoying.

 

Jack Skellington-Ho ho ho, marry christmas.

Santa claus-NO, YOU DIE MOTHA F*****

~stab, stab~

Halloweentown-zOMG's!!! YOU KILLED JACK!

Santa Claus-That's cause I'm gangsta. Word.

Jack-Oh no you ain't. RAWR!

~catfight'd~

Halloweentown-Yay, Santa claus is dead. What a glorious day. TWO HALLOWEENS!!!

 

And the town of Halloweentown polka'd the night away while Santa's dismembered head rotted away on a pike in the center of the holiday tree circle.

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