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Guest Zoom Rabbit

Oh, no...I have call George now and tell him the publicity department made a mistake! It's supposed to be 'Episode Two: Attack of the Clowns!

 

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Guest Fondas

Fondas' approaching Nute, holding a beautiful white jacket with reeeaaally big sleeves ! biggrin.gif

[really calm voice]

Come Nute, don't be scared, I'm your friend !

Look what I've got for you...

[/really calm voice]

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I was surprised that they picked Attack of the Cones as the title for Episode II. It doesn't sound right at all, especially for a movie as big as Episode II.

 

Well, I guess it'll be the film that matters and not the title, still Attack of the Clones???? confused.gif

 

[This message has been edited by Red Leader Ace (edited August 08, 2001).]

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I think Lucasfilms has hired Judy Collins to write the theme music: (sing lyrically): send in the clones,...there ought to be clones...don't bother.. they made the picture! wink.gif

 

[This message has been edited by garyah99 (edited August 08, 2001).]

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No, you take people to HECKLE after you've seen it once. Example:

In TPM, Palpatine says "I MUST BE FRANK WITH YOU."

That when you stand up and yell "FRANK?! NOW YOU'RE FRANK!? PALPATINE, SIDIOUS, AND NOW FRANK? WHAT THE HELL? PICK A DAMN NAME ALREADY."

 

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Here's a list of possible Ep. 3 titles that I lifted, er... borrowed from theforce.net:

 

Anakin Visits a Helmet Convention

Sorry About The Crappy Episode II Name

It came from the Dune Sea

Anakin vs The Volcano

The Emperor's New Groove

Picnic at the Lava Pit

When Good Jedi Go Bad

Who Let the Clones Out?

The Death of Jar Jar

I Think I'm A Clone Now

 

Well, they can't be worse than what they eventually come up with, could they?

 

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Guest Jabba The Hunt

How Can they have given it that title - Thats i like the - who let the clones out one smile.gif

 

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Over on JK.net I suggested Star Wars: Dance of Shadows (among several other possibilities). cool.gif

 

I'm proud of it because it calls up imagery from the two main themes: "dance" = romance for Anakin & Amidala, and "shadows" = behind-the-scenes manoeuvrings by the Darksiders.

 

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Originally posted by Nute Gunray:

at first i loathed the title

now i like it

oh well back to playing hentai games (Mikae's MINE. I'll stab anyone who says different)

 

 

MIKAE'S TEH BIGGEST WHORE THAT EVER WHORED! The SWIMMING CHICK is where it's AT.

 

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Guest Thrawn

I think GL could've come up with a better one, however, I can accept this one. I don't hate it or anything. He just better have a very good title for Episode III biggrin.gif

 

My idea for III's title would be something along the lines of Fall/Downfall Of The Republic or Fall/Downfall of the Jedi

 

I can't decide if Downfall or Fall is better.

 

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I just got the most hilarious image in my mind...

 

Operator's voice: "What seems to be the problem Emperor Palpatine?"

 

Palpatine (at bottom of Death Star Reactor Shaft): "Help me, I've fallen,... and I can't get up!!"

 

OK,OK... It struck me funny anyway.

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Originally posted by Nute Gunray:

No, you take people to HECKLE after you've seen it once. Example:

In TPM, Palpatine says "I MUST BE FRANK WITH YOU."

That when you stand up and yell "FRANK?! NOW YOU'RE FRANK!? PALPATINE, SIDIOUS, AND NOW FRANK? WHAT THE HELL? PICK A DAMN NAME ALREADY."

 

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Palpatine and Sidious aren't the same person.

 

 

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Guest Fondas

Originally posted by MadPilot:

Palpatine and Sidious aren't the same person.

 

 

You're joking....Right ???

 

 

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Guest Thrawn

And the producer has already said that they're the same person. And we all know Palpatine is a sith lord, and wears a cloak. DO you really think he'd let someone else steal his fashion sense? I think not.

 

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Guest Jabba The Hunt

Well i really do hate that title although i think fall of the jedi sounds good as it is basically the oposite of return of the jedi.

 

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"Its Going down his leg i think we are going to have to amputate.

"No, dont take the leg, dont let them take the leg, they cant take the leg!!!"

"Its heading for his testicles"

"Take it, take the leg!!!"

 

jabbathehunt@hotmail.com

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