Guest Rune Haako Posted August 29, 2001 Share Posted August 29, 2001 No, not since I registered on XWA, but rather, since I enlisted in the Army. One year ago I sold my soul for an M16. And yet, I still don't regret my decision. ------------------ Happiness is an automatic weapon with a belt feed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Leader 05 Posted August 29, 2001 Share Posted August 29, 2001 Let's not start another yearly anniversary, it's getting out of hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR2000Z Posted August 29, 2001 Share Posted August 29, 2001 Even if he has a gun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Sceltor Posted August 29, 2001 Share Posted August 29, 2001 You should have waited and sold your soul for something good...like a donut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted August 30, 2001 Share Posted August 30, 2001 That's some coincidence! It's been exactly one year since last I had sex with midgets. Double party! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flying Beastie Posted August 30, 2001 Share Posted August 30, 2001 Originally posted by Rune Haako: One year ago I sold my soul for an M16. Boy, did you get taken! <small>Or was that all your soul was worth?</small> ------------------ "Don't f_ck with the Jedi Master, son." --Mark Hamill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyan Farlander Posted August 30, 2001 Share Posted August 30, 2001 If I had to pick one, it'd be the navy. Anchors away! Now if only I didn't get so dreadfully seasick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Sceltor Posted August 30, 2001 Share Posted August 30, 2001 Same here, Keyan. *Get off my ship!* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taarkin Posted August 30, 2001 Share Posted August 30, 2001 I would simply make myself morbidly obese so I wouldn't be fit for draft. Hell, I'm halfway there already. ------------------ You're supposed to be dumpster-diving for ham scraps, you six-piece chicken McNobody! Official forum Psychic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted August 30, 2001 Share Posted August 30, 2001 You bunch of pansies! If I was an American, I would have been at the nearest United States Marine Corps Recruiting Office the day I was old enough to enlist. I DON'T WANT NO TEENAGE QUEEN! I JUST WANT MY M-14! <font color=red size=6>SEMPER FI! DO OR DIE! GUNG-HO! GUNG-HO! GUNG-HO!</font> ------------------ Ryan "Nitro" Cole - The man who can fly anything with wings... And some things without... "If they could get a washing machine to fly, our Nitro could land it!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jabba The Hunt Posted August 30, 2001 Share Posted August 30, 2001 you guys are nuts I would rather sit in a white room all day with nothing to do than join the army I would rather be shot in the head than join the army. ------------------ "Getting Drunk is great you should try it sometime" "I did once, I just cant remember if I enjoyed it or not" jabbathehunt@hotmail.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taarkin Posted August 30, 2001 Share Posted August 30, 2001 IF you join the army, you might get shot in the head... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted August 31, 2001 Share Posted August 31, 2001 Originally posted by Jabba The Hunt: you guys are nuts I would rather sit in a white room all day with nothing to do than join the army I would rather be shot in the head than join the army. So can I shoot you in the head? Grabs M-16. Aims...fires. Bullet enters between Jabba's eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cmdr. Cracken Posted August 31, 2001 Share Posted August 31, 2001 I'd join the navy and work my way up to Admiralty. Move fleet to J5. HIT! I got there carrier! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rogue 9 Posted August 31, 2001 Share Posted August 31, 2001 Spys on Cracken ship scuttle his Carrier anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edlib Posted August 31, 2001 Share Posted August 31, 2001 You sunk my battleship! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taarkin Posted August 31, 2001 Share Posted August 31, 2001 My friend knows someone who was stationed on an aircraft carrier. They woke up one morning to find a soda can labeled "this is a bomb" on the auxillirary bridge. Apparently, a SEAL team had rowed up next to the ship, climbed up the anchor chain, snuck onboard, planted the 'bomb' and got off without being noticed. ------------------ You're supposed to be dumpster-diving for ham scraps, you six-piece chicken McNobody! Official forum Psychic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted August 31, 2001 Share Posted August 31, 2001 And do you know who planted that there? One of Mr. Richard Marcinko's Red Cell men! ------------------ Ryan "Nitro" Cole - The man who can fly anything with wings... And some things without... "If they could get a washing machine to fly, our Nitro could land it!" [This message has been edited by Nitro (edited August 31, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted August 31, 2001 Share Posted August 31, 2001 Nyah...whenever I think of the military, I think of the sadistic drill sergeant in Full Metal Jacket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nute Gunray Posted August 31, 2001 Share Posted August 31, 2001 Up until I was like 14, I was SERIOUSLY thinking I would join the Navy. Then I remembered I wouldn't be able to be in avation because of my eyesight. SO NO NAVY FOR ME! Plus they probably would have thrown me out for all the knife fights I would have gotten into. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted August 31, 2001 Share Posted August 31, 2001 Originally posted by Rogue Nine: Nyah...whenever I think of the military, I think of the sadistic drill sergeant in Full Metal Jacket. Are you kidding? I live for that stuff! The entire boot camp part of the movie gives me a hard-on, cause I want to be there soooooo bad! DAMNIT! Why do I have to be Canadian? I'm being completly serious... I am hardcore when it comes to stuff like that. ------------------ Ryan "Nitro" Cole - The man who can fly anything with wings... And some things without... "If they could get a washing machine to fly, our Nitro could land it!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted August 31, 2001 Share Posted August 31, 2001 And for your information, he wasn't sadistic... That's what they were supposed to be like... The Marine Corps takes men, breaks them down, and rebuilds them as killers. ------------------ Ryan "Nitro" Cole - The man who can fly anything with wings... And some things without... "If they could get a washing machine to fly, our Nitro could land it!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tek Gunner Posted August 31, 2001 Share Posted August 31, 2001 God has a hard on for Marines, because we kill everything we see. He plays His games, we play ours. To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls. God was here before the marine corps, so you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the corps! Private Pyle, I'm gonna give you three seconds, exactly three ****in' seconds, to wipe that stupid lookin' grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull **** you! Pyle, you had best un**** yourself and start ****ting me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely **** you up! Pyle, you climb obstacles like old people ****! You will give your rifle a girl's name because this is the only ***** you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary J. Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over! Who the **** said that? Who's the slimy little communist ****, tinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh?! The fairy ****ing godmother said it! Out-****ing-standing! YES! [This message has been edited by Tek Gunner (edited August 31, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Sceltor Posted August 31, 2001 Share Posted August 31, 2001 Nitrous-- doesn't Canada have an army or something? You could join and show them how it's done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted September 1, 2001 Share Posted September 1, 2001 My drill instructor in Navy boot camp was like a mean Popeye with crazy, crazy eyes... He was cool, though. He didn't actually 'mash' his company very often, and he would let us go to the PX at night just for the hell of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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