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Keyan Farlander

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that reminds me of the time me and nuteiferous went to get pizza from this little place on the corner near his high school...we were sitting at this booth and he was trying to make me laugh...and then he said something really dumb just as i took a drink of my root beer and i started laughing, but then it got all fizzy up my nose and stuff...and then horror of all horrors this yummy boy walked by and i fizzed all over him with my laughing bubbling nose. it was heinous i tell you.

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Pizza is the staple of any college student's diet. And beer.

 

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I've never had a beer in my life. (Well, my dad actually made me drink a little when I was 8, but that's it.) Nothing makes you seem more stupid than getting drunk out of your mind, stumbling into the bathroom at 4:30 AM, and taking a shower (while singing and the top of your lungs and puking all over the place). And since I'm the only one who ever bothers to clean the bathroom, it's not that funny.

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Originally posted by Keyan Farlander:

stumbling into the bathroom at 4:30 AM, and taking a shower (while singing and the top of your lungs and puking all over the place)

 

How's that different from a normal day?

 

 

 

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I had a little but of alcohol once(don't remember what kind) and all I remember that it was AWFUL and I got a headache waaaaay out of proportion to what I had. It was on accident too!

 

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There is no difference. My parents have usually have one mixed drink, every Friday night, just to relax. I see nothing wrong with it. Afterall, they've earned it.

 

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The only time I ever realyl puked from drinking was becasue I filled up my stomach, it HAD to come out, right on the bouncers shoes nonetheless.

I see nothing wrong with drinking, and in moderation its 'ill-effects' are no worse than eating too much steak, which apparantly is bad for you.

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on the subject of diets, has anyone else heard about the 70 year old man who calims to have found the fountain of youth? He drinks a 10 gallon jug of the water coming out of a fountain in a park a week. It has twice the amount of radiation that is legal under state law. And people wonder why they can't punch/sort/count ballots?

 

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Originally posted by Zargon:

The only time I ever realyl puked from drinking was becasue I filled up my stomach, it HAD to come out, right on the bouncers shoes nonetheless.

I see nothing wrong with drinking, and in moderation its 'ill-effects' are no worse than eating too much steak, which apparantly is bad for you.

 

Um, if you puke, you've had too much. Drinking in moderation is one thing. Loving beer is fine. My girlfriend's dad loves it - makes it himself. That is a far cry from what college students do. Beer damages your liver, yes, but it also makes you gain a lot of weight when consumed like that. It also makes you drunk, which seems to be the reason people like it, but that makes you do things that you would not normally do, and that can be dangerous. Frankly, the thought of taking something into by body that will alter ny behavior scares the hell out me.

 

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Yeah, food alters my behavior a lot. Before I eat it, I'm all "Damn I'm hungry! Where are the Oreos?!" and afterwards I'm all "Ok, that's better"

 

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