Zargon Posted December 8, 2000 Posted December 8, 2000 Too much prime rib will make you puke if you wat so much that it fills up your stomach and causes the cilia to reverse, then its a one way train out form whence it came.
Poor Bastard Posted December 8, 2000 Posted December 8, 2000 One day like, a few months ago... I like, drank 5 huge glasses of <font color=white>MILK</font> and like, I was like, "crap" and I puked. It was a fun day, that day... On an unrelated note, I had pizza again today. ------------------ You know one thing that will really make a Jedi mad? Just run up and kick him in the ass...
Keyan Farlander Posted December 8, 2000 Author Posted December 8, 2000 Eating anything to the point of puking is stupid. That doesn't change the fact that alcohol has effects other than filling up your stomach, i.e. behavior altering effects.
Zargon Posted December 8, 2000 Posted December 8, 2000 Yes it does. You know that its impossible to drink a gallojn of milk in an hour?
Keyan Farlander Posted December 8, 2000 Author Posted December 8, 2000 My friend tried that once. Couldn't do it. I thought it was 30 minutes, though.
GUNNER Posted December 8, 2000 Posted December 8, 2000 We do that trick at Young Life every year. We say we will give $100 to whoever can do it in an hour but it is imposible with all the lactose. So far in 4 years no one has ever done it. About 75% puke every time. after about gettting half way through.
Zargon Posted December 8, 2000 Posted December 8, 2000 1/2 hour?? EW, no thanks, I'll take my two glasses of milk with dinner and be done!
Rogue Nine Posted December 8, 2000 Posted December 8, 2000 I once tried that. Got about 75% done, then I had to stop because my stomach couldn't take it anymore.
Keyan Farlander Posted December 8, 2000 Author Posted December 8, 2000 Does it have to be whole milk?
GUNNER Posted December 8, 2000 Posted December 8, 2000 yep, you might be able to do it with 2% and I'm sure the nonfat stuff would be do able. The whole stuff just doesn;t digest fast enough and pretty soon it will fill the stomach and then start back up the throat until it comes out. you should see the kids volunteer to do it. We'll ask for 4-5 kids and every one of them thinks they can do it. Most will start to chug it and after about 15 minutes their puking. And the ones who try to take their time don't loose it for about 35 minutes. Everyone gets a gallon and their own 30 gallon garbage can. The room starts to reek after about 40 minutes.
GUNNER Posted December 8, 2000 Posted December 8, 2000 it is truelly gross but the kids love it. I'm pretty sure most of them just want to puke in front of everyone to gross them out. It usually works too. One year one of the leaders took a gallon and took off the top before hand and dumped out half and filled it up with water. He got it all down but almost lost it himself. All the kids thought he had done it so that help encourage them to try to finish. They all puked.
Keyan Farlander Posted December 8, 2000 Author Posted December 8, 2000 Honestly, it was that kind of stuff that made me feel a little uncomfortable at the one Young Life retreat I went on. I know everyone thinks it's fun, and it was, but, well, I don't know...
GUNNER Posted December 8, 2000 Posted December 8, 2000 I'm not sure everyone thinks it's fun. Lots of kids look at the things we do a little cross ways. Most of the time the games are tame but some of them are really fun. A few weeks ago we had the kids line up by grade level and each one got a straw and they had to stick them together andthen the last person in the line had to try and drink a rootbeer through all the straws. That was a good one. Most lines had about 25-30 people in them, thats a long straw.
Keyan Farlander Posted December 8, 2000 Author Posted December 8, 2000 It's nothing specific, I guess. Maybe I just don't understand the point of Young Life...
GUNNER Posted December 8, 2000 Posted December 8, 2000 That's ok ,your still a stallion , little fella.
Keyan Farlander Posted December 8, 2000 Author Posted December 8, 2000 Could be it's different around the nation as well. It's a big group. There were just some things in that week that really bothered me, I suppose. ------------------ Keyan Farlander "The obvious mathematical breakthrough would be development of an easy way to factor large prime numbers." - Bill Gates
GUNNER Posted December 8, 2000 Posted December 8, 2000 I'm sure every area is a little different, why don't you come check ours out. The weather has been great.
Guest rosencrantz Posted December 8, 2000 Posted December 8, 2000 i didnt fall asleep until after 4 a.m. and so i woke up cranky but then this thread made me smile so everything's ok again *hee*
Keyan Farlander Posted December 8, 2000 Author Posted December 8, 2000 Originally posted by GUNNER: I'm sure every area is a little different, why don't you come check ours out. The weather has been great. You live a few thousand miles away, so there just might be a small problem there
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Poor Bastard Posted December 9, 2000 Posted December 9, 2000 this guy is an ass hole... ------------------ You know one thing that will really make a Jedi mad? Just run up and kick him in the ass...
Zargon Posted December 10, 2000 Posted December 10, 2000 I hate not being a mod here sometimes, I almost wish he would come to mine so I could rip hima new one......
JR2000Z Posted December 10, 2000 Posted December 10, 2000 Id love to shove a galon of milk down his throut.
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