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(LOL!!)

 

When 'what is love by Haddoway came on, Fred, Crispen and Boyd all stood next to eachother and did a head bopping motion like Will Ferral and Chris Kattan in 'A Night at the Roxbury' and Milka and Elton did a psychadelic dance. Even Sasha busted out into a robot.

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"Guess we'll have to takethe jet pack." Said Elton, pulling out a backpack. He pressed a button on the back pact and flew up into the sky, not before grabbing Milka's Hand.

 

"We'll get canoes from the camp to pick you guys up!!" Yelled Milka, flying towards camp with Elton.

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Sasha suddenly realised he wasn't on the bus. He was trapped on the island. Well, he would have been if he wasn't psychic. So he just floated across the lake and went to his lab, where everyone had started partying. Sasha at that point was on a high, and decided there and then he wanted to be a rapper.

"Yo homies wat's down in da hood!" He yelled, unaware that he was being taped. Quentin was up high above him, with a canon video camera. Sasha started being ooc, and Quentin sniggered. He could sell the tape to talk shows for millions- no, billions. He only needed a little help from Milla. But how could he get it? He suddenly remembered the tape of Milla getting intimate with the Coach. Oh, he would get that footage out there. He would...

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...get hit in the head with a flying fish.

 

"Oof!" he exclaimed as he hit the ground by the unaware Sasha's feet, which were awkwardly tapdancing while the mouth they were connected too suddenly decided it was a good time to tell everybody about what their mumma's were all doing right at that very moment. His videocamera fell into a fire, someplace nearby.

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"OK! We're back!" Yelled Milka and Elton, bringing along two canoes. "We can fit three people into each one." Said Milka, "So, I'll take Raz and Lili, Elton can take Gloria and Boyd. I'll come back for Fred and Crispen, Elton can get Edgar, OK?"

 

"OK!!" Yelled Everyone and Raz, Lili, Gloria, and Boyd hopped into a canoe.

 

"Are we still gonna split a cab?" Said Boyd.

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After a few trips, everyone of the asylum friends was at the camp. "OK! Let's go to Sasha's lab and party like it's 1995!!" Yelled Milka.

 

"Uhh, Milka. It's 1999, not 1995." Elton wispered to her.

 

"I don't care. Is Prince here to correct me. No! So let's go!" Milka snapped.

 

"huzzah!" Yelled everyone, walking to Sasha's lab.

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"Why are freaks interrupting bosses dancing?" Mikhail murmured, before spontaneously combusting from inquisitiveness.

"That's how curiousity killed the cat," Benny yelled, before doing the robot on Mikhail's remains. Mikhail respawned as a ghost, and went to haunt Benny for the rest of eternity. Suddenly, people all over the room started dieing of curiousity, and when most were dead, Sasha suddenly brought something forward.

"I have always known everything there is to know, I just PRETEND to be interested. I do not like curiousity," Sasha yelled, before straightening his sunglasses and coughing in a sarcastic way.

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"LET'S PARTY!!!" Yelled Crispen, pulling out a cowbell. The rest of the asylum pulled out an instrument and started playing "Don't Fear the Reaper" by Blue Oyster Cult. When the song was over and the applauds ended, Boyd flew away.

 

"OMG! BOYD CAN FLY??" Crispen Yelled

 

"OF COARSE I CAN!! That is my power with the Super Best Friends!" Boyd said.

 

"Oh yeah!" said Fred, Edgar and Gloria recolecting about the past.

 

"Man, it sure was fun saving the internet and forcing Bill Gates to retire in two years!" Fred said, and everyone let out a sigh. Then, they began to jam again.

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"Jamming is fun. Ask not for who the cowbell rocks!" Quetin's ghost yelled, and started dancing.

"The cowbell rocks for thee!" Pheobe's ghost yelled, also dancing. Everyone's ghost's began to dance, except for Bobby, who had been killed again as a ghost and went uber-ghost.

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(If you get the Super Best Friend joke pyro, then you have done your reasearch.)

 

Sasha fixed his glasses and when the song was over he said "Well, that was really great. But I just gotta have more cowbell."

 

"The cowbell is distracting me!" Yelled Gloria, who was singing lead.

 

"Guess what?" said Sasha, "I've got a FEVER! and the only perscription is more cowbell!"

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Suddenly the room went dark. Everyone screamed as Sasha walked down through everyone.

"Ask not for who the cowbell rocks," He groaned, as everyone gazed at him in terror. Suddenly Raz broke the silence.

"Why is everyone gasping? He's just wanting to hear a cowbell! And where are the squirrels? The creator of this said there would be squirrels!" Raz said, before dying, just like virtually everyone else, from curiousity.

"Lookee here! I'm a ghost!" He yelled, before doing the robot.

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Crispen played the cowbell. He rocked it so hard he deserved his own record! They then played 'Don't Fear the Reaper' for 47 hours and 34 minutes straight.

 

"OK! I'm done. SUPER BEST FRIENDS AWAY!!!" Yelled Fred, being followed by Gloria, Edgar and Boyd.

 

~theme music began to play~

 

"It is dark times in this earth, but DON'T FEAR! WE HAVE THE SUPERBESTFRIENDS!!!

 

Fred Bonaparte: with his unmatched tactical skills ~fred's in a dark room with plans~

Edgar Teggle: With the power to make his painting come to like ~Edgars in the room, painting~

Gloria von Gouten: Can act her way out of anyting ~in the room, fanning herself with a chinese folding fan, acting dramtic~

and Boyd Cooper: With the power of flight! ~flying through the sky~

 

and together they are, THE SUPERBESTFRIENDS!!!"

 

~end theme music~

 

"So, what do you think of that?" Fred asked, still in position from the fake theme.

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The squirrel ran up the arms of the Super Best Friends, and made them tap dance by possessing them. Boyd began to giggle, and Sasha just stared. Sasha was secretly, however, laughing behind his glasses.

"Everything is going to plan..." He whispered, and then turned to Lili.

"The plan is working, is it not?" He asked.

"Yes, master. It is,"

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