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Lena simply responded, "Steve's possessed. But only speaks in Mashi's head."

"SHUT UP, ASSWIPE." Mashi threw a rock at the cat-driving rock.

"Hey hey hey, save it for the Wienermobile."

"You're using your awesome demon powers on it, remember?"

"No. I don-" Lena's long lemurs dropped in shock. "Oh...god." One cocked back up and fanned out. "Does anyone hear that?"

 

A haunting tune filled the salty air. "My bologna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R. My bologna has a last name, it's M-A-Y-E-R! Lalala~!" (Because I forgot the rest.)

 

Mayhem readied her bow. "I'll try and shoot the driver...if there is one."

Mashi came back from throwing Steve in the ocean. "That'll teach that- oh, we're being attacked?"

"Yeah."

"PANIC TIME." She ran and hid behind the Anti-Tim Mobile.

"What a loser," Lena said, pulling a staff out of nowhere. "Let's do this."

 

[EDIT NOTE: Jimmy, we're already there.]

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Mayhem held her breath to steady her aim, and focused her vision on where the driver should be. A chill went up her spine, "...No one's driving it." The ATM swerved violently, now hidden by a large dumpster.

 

"A Change of plans then?" Smon asked.

 

Everyone nodded.

 

"---," But Smon was cut off when the Weinermobile changed tune, though the recording that 'sang' the song sounded echoey, and diabolical, as if a chorus of mutated, dead orphans were the ones chanting, ..."Oh I wish I was an Oscar Mayer weiner, for that is truly what I'd like to beEeEeEeEeEeEeE, for if I was an Oscar meyer Weiner...everyone would be in love with me..." The final note held too long for comfort, a bone-chilling laugh at it's heels.

 

The engine roared thrice, St Jimmy and Smon smacking their heads with their palms at once. But Jimmy explained, "He knows we're here, and he's calling us out."

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"I'm going out there," Lena said.

"YOU'RE CRAZY!" everyone whisper-shouted.

"Hello? Does everyone keep forgetting I'm a DEMON?" She whapped a nearby forum-goer with her staff. "I have freaky demon powers and freaky demon wings and freaky demon horns and a freaky demon attitude of being a freaky demon. We all clear?"

"Yes, ma'am."

"Cool. Now let's do this like Brutus!" She jumped out from behind the dumpster and was instantaniously run over. But not all *SQUISH'D* or anything, she actually flew into the windsheild. "OOF!"

Wienermobile drove around in circles for a while. Lena shook her staff. "I command thee, vile automobile! Stop your stupidness at once and OBEY M- AAAAUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHH!" She was thrown off into the dumpster. "Hey, I didn't finish the incantation! CURSE YOU WIENERMOBILE!"

Mashi blinked. "Well, Lena's down. Who else wants to go?"

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Pyro was all alone... So she dialled for pizza! After eating it all, she went back to feeling lonely. Opening up a random hole in the fabric of space and time, she warped to where the others were gathering. As she arrived, she leapt up into the air, after noting the sucky entries of the others, and fell down whilst flipping. She landed head first.

"I'm OKAY," She mumbled, walking over to Mashi. She noted the bemused looks from everyone else.

"And before you say anything, I am an ELF. Not a vampire, or a cat-human hybrid. Do not state otherwise,"

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"Ha Ha!" *Raises hand in the air.* "I say Miss Mayhem aims for one of the tyres while I shut that ****ing speaker up..."

"but that doesn't solve our problem Jimmy" Mashi pointed out.

"It solves MY problem!"

*smacked over the back of the head by Smon*

"Ow! okay then, What should I do?" *grabs some of Pyro's pizza..*

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"Oh man! I forgot all about the silly string! okay, what we need to do is make a silly string bomb! You have to tie a few cans together, make a fuse, and have a good aim! The problem is I don't know where to aim if there's no driver..." Jimmy raved excitedly.

"My goodness Mashi! I'm here and you want SMON to be the challenger?!?!?!?!? good idea." *hands Smon blue.*

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Darkness suddenly fell and Pyro lifted a torch under her chin.

"We defeat the Anti-Tim," Everything became light again.

"And tehn we have a party! With QUEEN and Green Day and... Panic! At the Disco," She laughed. Everything fell dark again.

"No seriously, we have to defeat Anti-Tim,"

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(Note: I'lll be camping a couple of days and wont be back till Fri. Just take me along with you since i wont be able to manually follow anywhere we go. Nature skeerz me)

 

Mayhem loked out of the windows, "if you let me out near a fire-escape, I could get to the roof and shoot out the tires so it can't try to run us over."

 

And so it was. Just not as intended, for they merely pushed mayhem out of the car, forcing her to scramble to safety. She did get to the rooftops though.

 

(note#2: being an elf with no sillystring, I fight with guns and bows/arrows from a distance and usually never upfront, trying to avoid close combat)

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Mashi can... Scratch them to death...

 

Mashi held up a paw and tried to retract her claws. "Uh, yo. Declawed."

Pyro raised an eyebrow. "What catgirl in their right mind gets declawed?"

"The ones that misuse them for self-defense purposes. There was that one time when-"

Mayhem interrupted. "No time for stories. Why have we been DAWDLING for the past...minute? WE NEED TO DEFEAT THE WIENERMOBILE!"

 

Wienermobile honked. (Translation: COWARDS!)

Lena poked her head out of the dumpster. "I AM NOT A COWARD."

Wienermobile honked again.

"DON'T YOU DARE MOCK THE KA'FIYM NAME."

Wienermobile honked "La Cucaracha." and drove around in a circle.

"RAAAARGGGGH!" And then...Lena battled the Wienermobile again.

 

Mashi whapped Smon, Jimmy and Pyro. "That could've been you guys! Lena was an hero!"

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