Writer Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 ((This RP has been inspired by the sleepiness, randomness, and general insanity of three of the galaxy's... er... whatever... anyway, we're all awake, we're all online, we're all on MSN IM (and FFWM and Doc are sticking their tongues out at one another)... so without further ado, I give you... TEMPLE TROUBLES )) Once upon a time... *No, no... too overused... erm...* Darkness thickly blanketed the overpopulated... *Ugh... too dramatic... uh...* A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... *well... I guess it works... huh? Oh, the credits are already past... okey-doke...* It was an average day at the Jedi Temple... er, well, as average as a day at the Jedi Temple can be, that is. See, most people don't realize that a day at the Jedi Temple isn't ever average... no such thing. Why, you might ask? Well, Jedi aren't average! They can't hope to have an average day! What with Force powers and other talents, they just have no hopes for such a thing. Anyway, A Knight by the name of Eltrab was walking along, in general minding his own business when his feet suddenly and unexplainably slipped out from under him. "Curses!" he screamed, plucking a banana peel from his boot. "The Force is not with me!" "Oh!" another voice exclaimed. "You found my banana peel!" Eltrab turned and found himself face to face with a pretty Jedi girl. "Nope," he answered. "Your banana peel found me. At any rate, I seem to have lost the Force. Oh, well. What's your name?" "Karina," the girl answered. "And what do you mean you've lost the Force?" "Your banana peel slippery'd the floor," Eltrab explained. "Had I retained the Force, methinks I could have avoided it." "I seem to remember throwing that peel out the window..." Karina muttered. Eltrab frowned at her. "Which window?" he inquired. Karina pointed directly upward and Eltrab stared. "Well, there ain't a window up there... and there ain't a roof either..." "Cripes!" Karina shouted. "I slippery'd the floor with my banana!" "And I lost the Force for it!" Eltrab screamed. "You're helping me find it." "Fine," Karina said. She used the Force to slam Eltrab into a wall. "See? There it is!" "Hopeless," Eltrab muttered. Puzzled, he wandered off in seach of someone else. Karina walked the other direction, holding her slippery banana peel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 ((w00t for insomnia... Alright, if FFWM co-operates, we might be able to reach a state of complete and uter nonsense by 3am, k?)) Egrog burst into the corridor, screaming at the top of his lungs. "HELP! I'M... uhm..." he looked behind him for a moment. "No, wait. I'm fine. It's cool." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForceFightWMe12 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 "Someone loose their Force?" a girl asked, approaching the three with a whirling mass of blue light twisting and twining around her finger, "This one I found playing Magna-squash against the statue of Master Vrook." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Writer Posted August 8, 2006 Author Share Posted August 8, 2006 Eltrab stared momentarily at Egrog. "Emperor chasing you?" "Idiot," Karina laughed. "He's still a senator." "Oh, right..." Eltrab grumbled. He stared at Karina and frowned. "You keep popping up..." Then, to the new girl, he grinned. "You found my Force!" He ran over, took it from her and jammed it into his head. "Whoa... dizzy..." And he collapsed. "Ceiling... no ceiling... sky all pretty blue..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForceFightWMe12 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 "Erm..." the girl looked at Eltrab strangely, "Sure that wasn't a girl's Force? It was wearing a bow." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Writer Posted August 8, 2006 Author Share Posted August 8, 2006 "You meat sack of potato filling!" Karina screamed at Eltrab. "That was mine! She loves playing Magna-squash against statues of old Jedi masters!" "Oops," Eltrab mumbled. "No wonder it felt squishy..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForceFightWMe12 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 The girl put a hand to her forehead, shaking her head in wonderment. "Boys. Idjits, every one of them." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 "I resemble that remark!" said Egrog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForceFightWMe12 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 "Doncha mean 'resent'?" the girl asked, twirling her chewed gum around a finger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 "No," he said. "I am a idjit. Trust me. I can be as annoying as a yelt rat on helium." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForceFightWMe12 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 "Ah, yay." she blew a big, pink bubble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 "So... how about that local sports team, huh?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForceFightWMe12 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 She blinked at him, cocking her head. "You follow sports?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 He smiled excitedly for a moment. Then the smile fell. "No, not... not really," he said, somewhat crestfallen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3yks Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 A young woman approached from down a hallway, looking around searchingly. "Anyone seen some force running around? Blue, with a pink bow ... I can't find my force anywhere?" She looked at the lot of them, with a confused sigh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForceFightWMe12 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 "Oh." she said, watching him curiously, her big eyes continuing to blink at him. "You bipolar or something?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 ((Nice to see you in here, 3yks!)) "Nah," he said, leaning against a nearby pillar. "Schizo." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForceFightWMe12 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 The girl looked at the new arrival, blinking at her. "He stole it." she said, pointing to Eltrab. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Writer Posted August 8, 2006 Author Share Posted August 8, 2006 "You have a squishy Force," Eltrab told the new arrival. "I think your Force picked up some habits from mine," Karina said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 ((Well guys, it's been fun, but I must get to bed. I won't be suprised if we have thoughoughly... that's right, thoughoughly confused some people tonight. This morning. Whatever it is now... Anyway... where was I? Oh! Right. Bedtime for the Doctor. We should continue this tommorow night - when we're dead tired again, of course. )) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3yks Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 "You stole my force? Isn't that like ... sith or something? I think we better go find a Jedi master to sort this out! Oh look she's a jedi master!" She pointed at the bubble gum chewing girl. "Now, what are you gonna do about his evil force stealing?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForceFightWMe12 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 The girl cocked her head to the other side and wordlessly sent a few sparks of Force Lightning at the theif. ((OOC: I'm off as well. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if this is locked sometime tomorrow... )) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Writer Posted August 8, 2006 Author Share Posted August 8, 2006 ((I won't be terribly surprised if it gets locked... and I'll only be a little disappointed... but what's the use in locking it? It's just a bit of fun, really. It isn't meant to be taken seriously.)) Eltrab began crying and jabbed at his head with a fist. "Take your Force back," he grumbled, throwing it to the ground. "It's too squishy anyway." He threw it to the ground and ran away. Karina watched him go and giggled. "Force thieves are so funny," she said. "You might want to grab your Force... before it starts playing with a taco-sized meatball..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JasraLantill Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 "Taco? Meatball? Did I hear someone mention food?" Slovva the Hutt, the only Hutt Jedi in the Temple, and the only Jedi who had been a Padawan for more years than anyone could remember in living memory, slithered into view (mainly because slithering was the only method of locomotion available to him since he, too, had lost his Force.) "It's been a whole twenty minutes since I last ate, and I've expended a lot of energy looking for my lost Force. I'm starving!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Writer Posted August 8, 2006 Author Share Posted August 8, 2006 "Meatballs!" Eltrab yelled, popping up into the middle of the group, right through the floor. How he managed such a feat is quite unexplainable, but it was done and there he was. "Meatballs and Swiss string cheese pudding! Off to the lunchroom we go!" At that, he sped off to his right, ramming directly into a very large pillar and staggering backward. "Ah, Pillar of Doom, how I despise thee!" he screamed, smashing into it yet another time. "I give him twenty minutes before the Temple is entirely destroyed," Karina said. "The Emperor would be proud..." "He's just a senator," a random extra yelled. Karina smacked her forehead. "Curses upon our deranged intellects!" she groaned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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