One cannot love Psychonauts completely

[darlimondoll]

I went to get the musket, and I was just about to reach the other roof to get the gun and BLAM!! A snail shot me, I fell onto the ground and had to start again.

 

Oh, those. I thought you meant the little snails in the orchard.

[Digitaldreamer]

The rats.

 

My GOD, the friggen RATS!

 

Was El Odio annoying? Yes. Was the Meat Circus a complete biotch? Yes.

 

But nothing can compare to the rats. That was definitely the worst part.

 

I mean they'd be all like "*SPLODE!*" and Raz would be all "*groan*" and then he'd FALL and you'd have to climb up to the top of the darn room again. Or else you'd be outside and he'd plummet to his death.

 

And of course Ford's all like "SET 'EM ON FIRE~! :D" Great plan, Agent Cruller. Except Raz's lock-on sucks and he won't target the rats unless he's facing them, and they'll come up from behind and you'll SEE THEM COMING and Raz will try to burn them and he won't be able to. Or else he'll try to burn them and be too slow, so instead of exploding the rats they catch on fire, and they're just close enough to hit Raz and catch him on fire too. Raz starts running around yelping in pain, runs off side of tower, plummets to death.

 

Lather, rinse, repeat.

 

...Can you tell that I really hated those top asylum floors?

[DarthAve]

WOAH!! It's crystalchan from LJ! It's missave2011, wazzup????

[Digitaldreamer]

WHOA!

 

Hey there. X3 Ehn, figured I should probably join since this game has ruled my mind for about a month now, that it has.

[DarthAve]

you do write good fanfiction. Prepair for pain, and vocabulary lessons. And newb idiots who think they're all that.

[Digitaldreamer]

Vocabulary lessons? Oh, I do so love those. Then I can put big words in my writing that only Sasha is likely to actually understand.

 

And newb idiots are entertaining in a masochistic sort of way. Unless there's lots of them. Then it's time to set them all on fire just try your best to ignore them all.

[Yaanu]

 

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[Yaanu]

It's not my fault I have to look at the keyboard when I type, 'aight?

 

I haven't played Psychonauts for a while. Keeping it from my little brother who nearly broke it last tyme. Now Milla's level starts to get sucky on me when I play it.

 

I'll just wait for the 360 BC.

 

Also, yes, the rats, the craptasticular (sic) rats simply must die, so long as they die painfully, so they know how we feel.

 

EDIT: Oh, Digital Dreamer, whatever your name is, eh, Jen, your fanfiction.net link needs fixing. It leads to a site about the infamous "http://" header.

 

I learned more than I needed to know there. Thank you.

[Digitaldreamer]

Ah. Well, what do you know. Thanks for pointing that out, it should be fixed now.

[Miss_Mayhem]

Digi, it's YOU!!!! Bwahaha, welcome to the infamously random RD forums, oh-so leniant compared to it's sister boards. Let me also say that Cursum Perficio is the shiz. Length had been in issue with the game, aside from the minds there was not much to do either.