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Folks, a while back we stumbled upon the recipe for the ultimate mass-market anime, a cobbled affair of every anime and American movie ever made. Ever. And as horrid as it would be for the smartical and intellijent peepul to watch, it would be pure delight and subliminal messages to the young and gullible and easily amused. And now, HGLV will be turned into a Sims2 machinema. You may not know, but I have the game. It can be used to make machinema aside from destroying virtal people's lives, ya know. Machinema can take a while, so I may only get as far as the opening credits. And that's all we'll need. The opening credits tell you everything you need to know about an anime, and HGLV's opening credits will have everything in our recipe to success stuffed in... some ideas on what to do though would be helpful.

 

On another note, a certain mod has The Movies ... even better for machinema *wink-wink*

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I heard that if Ninja is elected president, he will enforce a law that makes this movie a mandatory requirement to live. So basically it will rock even Titanic at the Box Office. Also it will make your eyes bleed chocolate milks.

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I could try. If I uploaded the movie onto Windows Moviemaker there are a few options I could botch and combine for an effect like it, though I'm not really sure if it's possible. But whatever we end up doing depends on a group vote.

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I would picture the intro to the movie as along the lines of a 007 movie intro. With the corny music and the weird people dancing on guns and stuff like that. But instead we have either:

 

Ace of Base blazing supa loud with people doing the charleton and people dancing on blades while being cut up.

 

A dogs face on-screen for 5 minutes straight. With no music, no nothing just the dogs face. And then a fart is heard and the movie starts.

 

Old 50's music and people doing the charleston. Really fast. Like as fast as your brain can understand before blowing up. And then we see there are really two different teams having a charleston off. Where the loser gets served and then decapitated by the ninja judge.

 

Add speed lines, magic, pirates and such where necesseary in any of these scenarios.

 

Any other suggestions, ideas, insults, or magic?

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Wait... Conga lines! I have never really been in a really kick ass Conga line before. That's on my to-do list before I die. Also to get a car like the one in Dumb and Dumber that is all made up like a dog. That would be TYTE.

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Wait... Conga lines! I have never really been in a really kick ass Conga line before. That's on my to-do list before I die. Also to get a car like the one in Dumb and Dumber that is all made up like a dog. That would be TYTE.

I participated in a conga line at the dance.

 

and if I do a screenplay, the steyrotypical anime cliche idea is grand!! Oh coarse, poopdog will be a furry who insist on tying a fake german shepard tail to his butt.

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I participated in a conga line at the dance.

 

and if I do a screenplay, the steyrotypical anime cliche idea is grand!! Oh coarse, poopdog will be a furry who insist on tying a fake german shepard tail to his butt.

 

No screenplays for Ave until she hones her spelling (stereotypical), works on her homonym confusion (course, not coarse), and masters subject-verb agreement (insists rather than insist).

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Hmmm a furry eh. That stuff freaks me out to no end. But it would be pretty funny. I would much rather be a freakin' kick ass ninja though. Maybe I'll be a ninja-dog.

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