Miss_Mayhem Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 Folks, a while back we stumbled upon the recipe for the ultimate mass-market anime, a cobbled affair of every anime and American movie ever made. Ever. And as horrid as it would be for the smartical and intellijent peepul to watch, it would be pure delight and subliminal messages to the young and gullible and easily amused. And now, HGLV will be turned into a Sims2 machinema. You may not know, but I have the game. It can be used to make machinema aside from destroying virtal people's lives, ya know. Machinema can take a while, so I may only get as far as the opening credits. And that's all we'll need. The opening credits tell you everything you need to know about an anime, and HGLV's opening credits will have everything in our recipe to success stuffed in... some ideas on what to do though would be helpful. On another note, a certain mod has The Movies ... even better for machinema *wink-wink* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 even better for machinema *wink-wink* Pretty sure it's spelled machinima, probably to downplay any association the word may have with enemas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted December 9, 2006 Author Share Posted December 9, 2006 Not enough endorsement of violence for my taste or anyone els's for that matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poopdogjr Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 I heard that if Ninja is elected president, he will enforce a law that makes this movie a mandatory requirement to live. So basically it will rock even Titanic at the Box Office. Also it will make your eyes bleed chocolate milks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted December 15, 2006 Author Share Posted December 15, 2006 I've been thinking ... we could the HGLV; the opening scenes, or a theatrical trailer. Or we could make and LFRD community movie too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poopdogjr Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 With speed lines!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted December 15, 2006 Author Share Posted December 15, 2006 I could try. If I uploaded the movie onto Windows Moviemaker there are a few options I could botch and combine for an effect like it, though I'm not really sure if it's possible. But whatever we end up doing depends on a group vote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poopdogjr Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Wait, you use movie maker too? I've done some things with it here and there. It's pretty neat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted December 15, 2006 Author Share Posted December 15, 2006 What I'd plan was to make the machinema on Sims2 then upload the movie onto MM and edit it. If I'm going to add background music, I'll need MM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poopdogjr Posted December 31, 2006 Share Posted December 31, 2006 I would picture the intro to the movie as along the lines of a 007 movie intro. With the corny music and the weird people dancing on guns and stuff like that. But instead we have either: Ace of Base blazing supa loud with people doing the charleton and people dancing on blades while being cut up. A dogs face on-screen for 5 minutes straight. With no music, no nothing just the dogs face. And then a fart is heard and the movie starts. Old 50's music and people doing the charleston. Really fast. Like as fast as your brain can understand before blowing up. And then we see there are really two different teams having a charleston off. Where the loser gets served and then decapitated by the ninja judge. Add speed lines, magic, pirates and such where necesseary in any of these scenarios. Any other suggestions, ideas, insults, or magic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted January 1, 2007 Share Posted January 1, 2007 Needs more maniacal laughter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted January 2, 2007 Author Share Posted January 2, 2007 I like the 007 thang ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 It's so been done before though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted January 2, 2007 Author Share Posted January 2, 2007 But it's supposed to be a parody anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poopdogjr Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 What if we have dogs doing the Charleston, and then that evolves into a dog charleston serve off? While ninjas are like eating chicken patties. Also monkeys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingCheez Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 I could get some random folk off the street who have never animated or even drawn before and produce an animated LFRD based masterpiece I have directing skillz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 If we do lines, I could write. My screenplay won an award in language arts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted January 5, 2007 Author Share Posted January 5, 2007 Sounds awesome. If we wanted to, the cliche anime characters could be parodies of ourselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poopdogjr Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 Wait... Conga lines! I have never really been in a really kick ass Conga line before. That's on my to-do list before I die. Also to get a car like the one in Dumb and Dumber that is all made up like a dog. That would be TYTE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 Wait... Conga lines! I have never really been in a really kick ass Conga line before. That's on my to-do list before I die. Also to get a car like the one in Dumb and Dumber that is all made up like a dog. That would be TYTE. I participated in a conga line at the dance. and if I do a screenplay, the steyrotypical anime cliche idea is grand!! Oh coarse, poopdog will be a furry who insist on tying a fake german shepard tail to his butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 I participated in a conga line at the dance. and if I do a screenplay, the steyrotypical anime cliche idea is grand!! Oh coarse, poopdog will be a furry who insist on tying a fake german shepard tail to his butt. No screenplays for Ave until she hones her spelling (stereotypical), works on her homonym confusion (course, not coarse), and masters subject-verb agreement (insists rather than insist). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingCheez Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 I've written great scripts ask Mashi and all those people I work with Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted January 6, 2007 Author Share Posted January 6, 2007 It has to be 3 minutes or under. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poopdogjr Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 Hmmm a furry eh. That stuff freaks me out to no end. But it would be pretty funny. I would much rather be a freakin' kick ass ninja though. Maybe I'll be a ninja-dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted January 6, 2007 Author Share Posted January 6, 2007 Ther aren't any animals in either The Sims2 or The Movies -_- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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