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I did not have sexual encounters with that big hairy looking ape with a donkey head, sure he turns me on, but he's hung like an ant so, basically I need something a lil bigger to satisfy my sexual needs tongue.gif

 

 

Sex... well it's pretty much like milk, at the start it's all fresh n creamy, then, after awhile it turns sour, so much so you're thrown out and into the gutter

 

 

Dude... wheres my car?

 

 

My no no, da day started out pweddy okiday wif da sunnup... (OK, I just realized I'm quoting, no more of that, I pwomise)

 

Absosmurfly, smurfy dudes pick their noses, don't you smurf with me?

 

I give up, I'm hopeless with irrelivent statements, I can be irrelivent without meaning to, but when I try to be irrelivent, I just can't do it frown.gif

 

 

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So I told him "NO. THE CHEESE WILL TURN SOUR AND NOT TASTE LIKE CHEESE IF THE CAPTAIN MAKES THE L-SPACE THEROY ACCEPTABLE" and how did he reply? "You don't seem to understand my point. The icon hovers if your cursor goes over it." I found the whole experience rather distresing and had to lie down and think about this idea.

 

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Guest The Feral Chicken

(OK, not original, but definetly irreverant)

 

So I said 'I'll have some Cadbury's chocolate, some crispy ceral, some chewy nougat (up there), and a Persian rug'

And he said 'You can have your Cadbury's chocolate, you can have your crispy cereal, you can have your chewy nougat (up there), but you can't have a Persian rug!'

And so I said 'I'll have some Cadbury's chocolate, some crispy ceral, some chewy nougat (up there), and a Persian rug!!!'

And he said 'GET OUT OF MY SWEET SHOP YOU! GO ON!'

 

Sorry :p

 

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When the aliens land, I believe that their first question, once they've learned to ignore the radio spectrum, will be "What is cheese?" After we've explained about the ate for nourishing baby mammals, and its reworking by microorganisms, and the ancient history and honorable traditions of remaking, and praised Wensleydale, and scorned American process cheese, and offered free samples, they will reply, "Ah, we have learned what we sought," and depart.

 

 

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STILL the resident punk rocker!

Stop pretending that you don't want me.

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Festoon a mall symphony,

for they,

Dry and sorry

did our tune

above the sky

and so we burn

My brain is falling asleep aaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh

In order to be irrelavent, one must become one with the essence of irrevelency. Let us meditate upon this. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Master!

My brain hurts. Its going to explode! oh no!*BOOM*

He couldn't take being one with irrelavence. The monkeys have him now. Monkey rest his soul.

Note-This is all original, and anyone who says it isn't is going straight to HELL!!!! *don don don* no just kidding. If this isn't irrelavent, than I don't know what is

 

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Everythings cool and froody!!

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actually that last post sucked ass. hers another one:

 

Jellyfish are pretty

They look like jelly

Mmm....jelly

Except jelly that floats in the water

And jelly that has tentacles lined with

stinger-sacs

Ouch! Not-nice stinger-sacs...

 

They drift like little killer hate-buoys

On the surface of the pretty ocean

Mmm..... pretty ocean

I'm not sure how they taste in sandwiches

And maybe you're not supposed to eat

them at all

Ouch! Painfully non-tasty...

 

Pretty, pretty jellyfish hate-buoy

Floating on the ocean blue

Mmm...ouch!

How I both love and hate you.

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Originally posted by NiKo:

here are some irevant stuff:

 

1.thomas fellas is handsome

2.jonathan carter is smart

3.treckies are cool

4.all of the above are NOT the same man.

 

or is that sarcasm?

 

But Thomas Fellas IS handsome,Jonathan carter IS smart & Trekkies ARE cool. biggrin.gif

 

 

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