Frenchyd Posted March 18, 2001 Share Posted March 18, 2001 Originally posted by Kid: Jack Handey is the greatest! absolutly. he cracks me up. as for newfounds remark about tv. tv is god, and has ruined my imagination ------------------ FrenchyD http://www.geocities.com/liquid_water4/ Visit my site? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Feral Chicken Posted March 18, 2001 Share Posted March 18, 2001 I like cheese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondbeard Posted March 18, 2001 Share Posted March 18, 2001 Testing Something(not an irreverant statement) [This message has been edited by Blondbeard (edited March 18, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted March 18, 2001 Share Posted March 18, 2001 I did not have sexual encounters with that big hairy looking ape with a donkey head, sure he turns me on, but he's hung like an ant so, basically I need something a lil bigger to satisfy my sexual needs Sex... well it's pretty much like milk, at the start it's all fresh n creamy, then, after awhile it turns sour, so much so you're thrown out and into the gutter Dude... wheres my car? My no no, da day started out pweddy okiday wif da sunnup... (OK, I just realized I'm quoting, no more of that, I pwomise) Absosmurfly, smurfy dudes pick their noses, don't you smurf with me? I give up, I'm hopeless with irrelivent statements, I can be irrelivent without meaning to, but when I try to be irrelivent, I just can't do it ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mafex the golden monkey Posted March 18, 2001 Share Posted March 18, 2001 So I told him "NO. THE CHEESE WILL TURN SOUR AND NOT TASTE LIKE CHEESE IF THE CAPTAIN MAKES THE L-SPACE THEROY ACCEPTABLE" and how did he reply? "You don't seem to understand my point. The icon hovers if your cursor goes over it." I found the whole experience rather distresing and had to lie down and think about this idea. ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegaMonkey Posted March 18, 2001 Share Posted March 18, 2001 Jos tämä ei ole sekavaa niin sitten ei mikään. This was Finnish ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rufio Posted March 18, 2001 Author Share Posted March 18, 2001 well mega wins the "cant follow instructions" prize ------------------ STILL the resident punk rocker! Stop pretending that you don't want me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Feral Chicken Posted March 18, 2001 Share Posted March 18, 2001 (OK, not original, but definetly irreverant) So I said 'I'll have some Cadbury's chocolate, some crispy ceral, some chewy nougat (up there), and a Persian rug' And he said 'You can have your Cadbury's chocolate, you can have your crispy cereal, you can have your chewy nougat (up there), but you can't have a Persian rug!' And so I said 'I'll have some Cadbury's chocolate, some crispy ceral, some chewy nougat (up there), and a Persian rug!!!' And he said 'GET OUT OF MY SWEET SHOP YOU! GO ON!' Sorry ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarEye Posted March 19, 2001 Share Posted March 19, 2001 Bananas are fun, since they're not... quadrophilosophical? Yesterday... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarEye Posted March 19, 2001 Share Posted March 19, 2001 Bananas are fun, since they're not... quadrophilosophical? Yesterday... not funny... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegaMonkey Posted March 19, 2001 Share Posted March 19, 2001 Where I didn't follow the orders? Beats me. But today's entry: Blue as a Banana, White as a Whale, I walk down the purple road. To Monkey Island, where chimps rule! ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagnusB Posted March 19, 2001 Share Posted March 19, 2001 You wrote in finnish. ------------------ MagnusB_da_pro_boarder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr._Threepwood Posted March 20, 2001 Share Posted March 20, 2001 My dog dosen't have the chickenpoxs, and my cat's name is Shadow. My computer has a keyboard. I made a lamp in shop. ------------------ Please Sign my Guestbook Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rufio Posted March 27, 2001 Author Share Posted March 27, 2001 When the aliens land, I believe that their first question, once they've learned to ignore the radio spectrum, will be "What is cheese?" After we've explained about the ate for nourishing baby mammals, and its reworking by microorganisms, and the ancient history and honorable traditions of remaking, and praised Wensleydale, and scorned American process cheese, and offered free samples, they will reply, "Ah, we have learned what we sought," and depart. ------------------ STILL the resident punk rocker! Stop pretending that you don't want me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FordPrefect42 Posted March 27, 2001 Share Posted March 27, 2001 Festoon a mall symphony, for they, Dry and sorry did our tune above the sky and so we burn My brain is falling asleep aaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh In order to be irrelavent, one must become one with the essence of irrevelency. Let us meditate upon this. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Master! My brain hurts. Its going to explode! oh no!*BOOM* He couldn't take being one with irrelavence. The monkeys have him now. Monkey rest his soul. Note-This is all original, and anyone who says it isn't is going straight to HELL!!!! *don don don* no just kidding. If this isn't irrelavent, than I don't know what is ------------------ Everythings cool and froody!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FordPrefect42 Posted March 27, 2001 Share Posted March 27, 2001 Originally posted by Dr._Threepwood: My dog dosen't have the chickenpoxs, and my cat's name is Shadow. My computer has a keyboard. I made a lamp in shop. My cat's name is Shadow too! ------------------ Everythings cool and froody!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiScO StU Posted March 28, 2001 Share Posted March 28, 2001 [This message has been edited by DiScO StU (edited March 29, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiScO StU Posted March 28, 2001 Share Posted March 28, 2001 actually that last post sucked ass. hers another one: Jellyfish are pretty They look like jelly Mmm....jelly Except jelly that floats in the water And jelly that has tentacles lined with stinger-sacs Ouch! Not-nice stinger-sacs... They drift like little killer hate-buoys On the surface of the pretty ocean Mmm..... pretty ocean I'm not sure how they taste in sandwiches And maybe you're not supposed to eat them at all Ouch! Painfully non-tasty... Pretty, pretty jellyfish hate-buoy Floating on the ocean blue Mmm...ouch! How I both love and hate you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted April 1, 2001 Share Posted April 1, 2001 here are some irevant stuff: 1.thomas fellas is handsome 2.jonathan carter is smart 3.treckies are cool 4.all of the above are NOT the same man. or is that sarcasm? ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondbeard Posted April 1, 2001 Share Posted April 1, 2001 Originally posted by NiKo: here are some irevant stuff: 1.thomas fellas is handsome 2.jonathan carter is smart 3.treckies are cool 4.all of the above are NOT the same man. or is that sarcasm? But Thomas Fellas IS handsome,Jonathan carter IS smart & Trekkies ARE cool. ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondbeard Posted April 1, 2001 Share Posted April 1, 2001 Here comes MY irrelevent statement. *Ahem* Purple Text™ (feral & niko know what i mean,and hence the ™) ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted April 1, 2001 Share Posted April 1, 2001 its RED!!!!!!RED RED RED!!!!! ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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