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OK this is a game where somebody does something and then another person responds with a punchline that has got to do with the subject.Then once they have put their punch line they put something and someone else has to respond.(iam very bad at discribing)

 

e.g I rip someone's hand off,then ermm...Niko comes along and says ''Need a hand?''(it's sort of like those action man quotes,say something is happening in the snow once A.M beats X he says ''cool down X'')Anyway i hope you understand it and hope this turns out to be a good topic,if you don't understand say so and i'll try to explain it better.

 

I'll start by........

 

Throwing someone off a bridge onto the road

 

 

 

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Good Feral,i was thinking more of ''Hit the road''.OK but feral you are meant to do yours straight after,you respond then do your one and someone responds and does theirs etc.

 

I'll have to do another

 

''I trip someone up''

 

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Guest The Feral Chicken

Did you enjoy your trip?

 

OK, here's mine...

 

I poke you in the eye.

 

Correct reply: OUCH!

 

Sorry, I'll do another...

 

I pinch you

 

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NO NO NO!!! I said funny PUNCH lines, not pinch!!! biggrin.gif

 

Sorry i couldn't think of anything better,i had ben taxing my brain for a while.Once Again,Sorry frown.gif

 

So ermmmmm........

 

''I stab you with something sharp''

 

 

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Originally posted by NiKo:

youre so stabby.... (slang for stuborn, that gays usually use)

 

ok heres mine:

 

i sniff your butt :p

I was hoping for ''I think I got your POINT!''

 

And God Did You Smellllllllllllaaaaaallllllll what my butt.....................was cookin'

 

(try to think of a punchline before you post thats always what i do)

 

''There is a shop called Baby's,and you steal sweets from it''(this is real obvious,sorry.I've got a few good ones for next time.Sorry for the LAME response too)

 

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Looks like the owner has a pretty sweet life! (I didn't want to go for the obvious)

 

En garde! Touché!

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Tu besoin pour apprendre anglais

 

(get a french dictionary and work it out,i did that coz it sounds french what with the accents and all.)

 

 

''I kick you''

 

DAMN NIKO BEAT ME TO IT!!!!!! Grrrrrr mad.gifbiggrin.gif

 

 

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OK we'll go by your pants so..

 

''You hang around here often fancy pants?''

 

Come on is it just me,feral and niko posting? why don't you guys post too,or don't you get it(still,confuffled frenchy?)

 

Ok ''I kick you(again)''

 

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[This message has been edited by Blondbeard (edited April 08, 2001).]

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Originally posted by Natty:

I so don't get this, it's too confusing for me confused.gifconfused.gif

 

OK I'll try my best to explain it(again).

 

I will do something

 

e.g Throw you onto the road

 

You have to respond with a punchline for what i did

 

e.g Hit the road,or You're looking pretty run down(feral's).

 

Then you post something underneath your response and it goes on.

 

PLEASE GET IT THIS TIME!!!!

 

Remember the current one is ''I kick you''

 

 

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