NiKo Posted April 7, 2001 Share Posted April 7, 2001 here are some poems for this site's Arseholes!! oh thomas fellas. your face reminds me of a hairy rinkly butt. we hate you so much and your mama's a sl*t. you think your smart but believe me your not. you were banned from the forum for being an @ss you are so ugly and your farts smell like gas. you always return with a difrent name, think we wont recognize you, god thats lame. even a plastic surgery wont make you handsome. you will remain all your life lonesome. just you and you mom. did i mention shes a s*lut? just you and your mom smoking pot. and on second thought..... your much uglier then a hairy rinkly butt. Treckies are idiots treckies are geeks if you like star treck your simply sick. Guybrush555 and his homo friend bob Why don’t you homos get a job? And im not talking about a blow-job Guybrush555 and his homo friend bob Crawled into bed and made love. thats for being jerks! [This message has been edited by NiKo (edited April 07, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepper the pirate Posted April 7, 2001 Share Posted April 7, 2001 He-hey! Neat little poems! Good work, Niko! Here's one of mine: "I just arrived here and what do I see? Someone has taken half of my fee That one has many names I can count How can we make him find out That he unwanted here now and forever I guess we just have to pull the lever.... If he returns here again, I swear it, He's gonna be the one who is *******!!!" I'm not very good at writing poems.... [This message has been edited by Pepper the pirate (edited April 07, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted April 7, 2001 Author Share Posted April 7, 2001 actually i posted those out of pure anger... bob is gonna die...he is gonna die and the hel be....uhm...well....dead! no need for more poems, thats not the purpose of this topic. its only a way for me to express MY feelings.... bob your a dead man [This message has been edited by NiKo (edited April 07, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepper the pirate Posted April 7, 2001 Share Posted April 7, 2001 Oh, got the point, but I wanted to express myself too..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted April 8, 2001 Author Share Posted April 8, 2001 why? what did those a55holes do to YOU? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepper the pirate Posted April 8, 2001 Share Posted April 8, 2001 Nothing..yet... Or wait... No, nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pyramid_monkey Posted April 8, 2001 Share Posted April 8, 2001 you have no idea who the f*ck i am and i dont give a sh!t what you say. i dont know who guybrush is, never met the guy but since every1 else here is an arsehole i thought id side with the straight, normal people. Niko you think you are so great with your gay wee poems why dont you join a poetry class? oh wait you already have havent you??? Originally posted by NiKo: actually i posted those out of pure anger... bob is gonna die...he is gonna die and the hel be....uhm...well....dead! no need for more poems, thats not the purpose of this topic. its only a way for me to express MY feelings.... bob your a dead man [This message has been edited by NiKo (edited April 07, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pyramid_monkey Posted April 8, 2001 Share Posted April 8, 2001 you have no idea who the f*ck i am and i dont give a sh!t what you say. i dont know who guybrush is, never met the guy but since every1 else here is an arsehole i thought id side with the straight, normal people. Niko you think you are so great with your gay wee poems why dont you join a poetry class? do something with that sad lonley little life of yours Originally posted by NiKo: actually i posted those out of pure anger... bob is gonna die...he is gonna die and the hel be....uhm...well....dead! no need for more poems, thats not the purpose of this topic. its only a way for me to express MY feelings.... bob your a dead man [This message has been edited by NiKo (edited April 07, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepper the pirate Posted April 8, 2001 Share Posted April 8, 2001 Now, now pyramid, calm down. Take a deeeep breath... and relax! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted April 8, 2001 Author Share Posted April 8, 2001 hehe you idiot, you just turned yourself in i never even MENTIONED your name here unless its BOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you are an iiiiiddddiiiiiooooottttt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted April 8, 2001 Author Share Posted April 8, 2001 hahaha....newfoundgloryboy banned that loser... to bad i wanted to kill him first [This message has been edited by NiKo (edited April 07, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondbeard Posted April 8, 2001 Share Posted April 8, 2001 Arrrrrrrrrr....and i just spent all my savings on a machine gun. ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegaMonkey Posted April 8, 2001 Share Posted April 8, 2001 That is a powerful poem, NiKo. I can truly see you put some feeling to it - I can sense the anger... You are Evil, NiKo; Evil like me. Thomas, why waste your time by posting useless replies Guybrush555, what's wrong with you? you're just a troll, nothing new why spam and waste our time? don't you have the so called life? Trekkies, if fanatic, are sad they make this monkey mad just kidding I am here as I won't interfere with other peoples opinions and tastes now let us see who here is fastest to agree with me and say: "you're right again, yay!" ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted April 8, 2001 Author Share Posted April 8, 2001 Originally posted by MegaMonkey: You are Evil, NiKo; Evil like me. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepper the pirate Posted April 8, 2001 Share Posted April 8, 2001 Me wanna be EVILL too.... just like u GUYS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted April 9, 2001 Author Share Posted April 9, 2001 then there are 3 tasks you must complete.... 1.laugh evily. 2.wait untill theres a lightning strike behind you and THEN laugh evily (more dramatic) 3.laugh evily all the time for no reason at all.... i know its hard peper, but so is the life of an evil man ... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA ::::: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegaMonkey Posted April 9, 2001 Share Posted April 9, 2001 You just gotta be cool, and look EVIL and do what NiKo said. If there would be one human being to mirror my personality, it would be Hannibal Lecter - minus the cannibalism... I just don't like the taste of other monkey's flesh, but I've eaten many humans... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA : ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted April 9, 2001 Share Posted April 9, 2001 the monkies pledge to act cool, to look cool and to be cool Hmmm don't know where that came from, well I do really, I was thinking of Grease2 and the song at the start and it goes "the pink ladies pledge to act cool to look cool and to be cool" So yeah, ummmmm nevermind ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_xxxxx Posted April 9, 2001 Share Posted April 9, 2001 I love poems. Specially when they're insulting. Way to go NiKo! Oh yeah: Bwaaahaaaahaaaaha ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted April 9, 2001 Author Share Posted April 9, 2001 as you can see on the xxxxx's sig pepper, he provides the lightning stunts for our evil laughs.... BWAHAHAHAHHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAH ::struck in the butt by lightning::: YEEEEOOOOOOCH!!!!!!! ------------------ [This message has been edited by NiKo (edited April 09, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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