itchythesamurai Posted February 11, 2007 Posted February 11, 2007 Ray, that's already been established several times. Still, I'm sorry to have let you down.
Samnmax221 Posted February 12, 2007 Posted February 12, 2007 You're damn right we're slacking, haven't had a post in 2 days.
Ray Jones Posted February 13, 2007 Posted February 13, 2007 I've been busy having sex. What's your excuse? Been wringing the anaconda?
Samuel Dravis Posted February 13, 2007 Posted February 13, 2007 I hear he has two girlfriends now. One's name is Right and the other is Left. Lucky!
itchythesamurai Posted February 13, 2007 Posted February 13, 2007 Her name is Handgelina Jolie, thankyouverymuch.
Ray Jones Posted February 13, 2007 Posted February 13, 2007 Actually it's Cumonher D. Ass for me, nothankyouverymuch.
itchythesamurai Posted February 13, 2007 Posted February 13, 2007 Ray, I would appreciate some tips on getting some action on prom night. I already have a date and everything, but I need to seal the deal.
itchythesamurai Posted February 13, 2007 Posted February 13, 2007 You're going to laugh, but I'm so not even kidding: 4/20.
Ray Jones Posted February 13, 2007 Posted February 13, 2007 Okay. More time then needed to make up a plan which is actually waterproof, by the very meaning of the word itself. So, just send me 1000 bucks, and we're right on the way. Ya?
itchythesamurai Posted February 14, 2007 Posted February 14, 2007 Dagnabbit, I only have about $600 on me. And that's my Wii-money.
Ray Jones Posted February 14, 2007 Posted February 14, 2007 Okay, that should be enough for starters. You can pay me off after I've done all the work for you, without that I know where to find you, or how to kidnap your dog. Hm. First of all, I need more information. Her hair colour, name, age? Did you kiss her already or something? How long do you know her? Do you really like her, or do you just want to plough the acre? Did she ever say "Let's just be friends." Do you know her parents? If yes, do you like her parents (and vice versa)? If no, would you mind if her dad ever tries to shoot you in the face during daytime on the main road of your village so everybody will see it?
itchythesamurai Posted February 15, 2007 Posted February 15, 2007 Hm. First of all, I need more information. Her hair colour, name, age? Did you kiss her already or something? How long do you know her? Do you really like her, or do you just want to plough the acre? Did she ever say "Let's just be friends." Do you know her parents? If yes, do you like her parents (and vice versa)? If no, would you mind if her dad ever tries to shoot you in the face during daytime on the main road of your village so everybody will see it? Dark brown, Kristina, 18. No. About six year. Either's fine. Kinda. No. N/A. Wouldn't mind.
Ray Jones Posted February 15, 2007 Posted February 15, 2007 Uh-huh.. *nods* .. Kristina. Hm. That alone gives you a 9% chance. But, err.. define "kinda"?
Samuel Dravis Posted February 15, 2007 Posted February 15, 2007 Yeah. Is it "Kinda but I can be convinced" or "kinda why don't you shut up now?"
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