Tysyacha Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 Recipe for Love by "Ugly Tysy", since this Tantric guru suggested I watch "Ugly Betty" What do I need to find true love? This from a Tantric guru's mind: "Shed a few pounds, redo your hair, Get more 'chic' glasses, and you'll find That guys will want you." End of chat. Yep, "love gurus" say stuff like that. So here's my recipe for love At least with men, not God above. First I need one gorgeous face that scars and pimples don't disgrace. Add to that one head of hair that has a shine and softness rare. Next, one fine body to caress That fits into a size-4 dress. This should include a firm, flat belly Not likened to a bowl of jelly. And then 2 unobtrusive thighs Both no more than Madonna's size. Still, what about my derriere? It should not look like it is there. My breasts should stand firm and not droop Like some dogs' long ears when they stoop. And when this recipe's complete, Some guy will sweep me off my feet. But right now, I guaran-darn-tee That true love is lost to me. P.S. Hey, "Swami Virato"--you're a looks-obsessed fake, and also cruel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CSI Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 Wait, you lost your boy/girlfriend too? Well, get over with it...And I shared similiar expierence, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego Varen Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 Nice poem Tysy, even though it's a bit depressing. I hope you do find someone in the future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PazaakPrincess Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 True love and attraction has nothing to do with looks, but we've all been there so we feel your pain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torthane Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 That is a sad poem, very well written and very sad. But take heart! Like you said, if all they care about is the way you look, they are fake and not worthy of your love. Men who marry for beauty only are no better than some braggard displaying his trophy and saying, "I must be special, because look what I have!" I feel sorry for girls with 'perfect' bodies; they attract the wrong kind of men. The most perfect body is the one that has a beautiful peson inside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tysyacha Posted February 19, 2007 Author Share Posted February 19, 2007 Thank you all for your kind words; you have just been privy to what I wouldn't even tell members of my own family for fear they'd say "Swami" was right. I still can't get what my mom said when I was 16 out of my head: "If you want a boyfriend, you have to get 'em to want to look at you twice." I hope she never reads this poem. In fact, I hope nobody in my family ever reads this poem! Good thing they don't know my username on the LF forums... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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