TheRealDem Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 .....Machinima Sith vs Jedi episode 1 Oh and this meant to be comedy so dont ask questions. (A long time ago in a Galaxy far away) (Battlefront intro thingy) Scene starts out with the Emperor and Vader plotting a plot to once again try to take over the universe. Emperor:So where do we attack next? Vader:Earth Because they have Mcdonalds and I never liked Mcdonalds. Emperor:No I meant in this Galaxy Lord Vader. (Grevious,yes hes alive,interupts) Grevious:That fool Obiwan is plotting an attack on the Ice Planet. Emperor:Isnt that where the whore house I mean one of our bases located? Vader and Grevious:Whore House?!?!?!?!? Emperor:Nvm that I think its time we ressurect Darth Maul Dart Maul:Its a lil too late for that man. Emperor, Vader, and Grevious:When did you do that? Maul:Ill explain later but for now Im hungry. Vader:Why dont we goto Burger King? Emperor:Good Idea....for once..Plot a course for Burger King! Sith vs Republic Episode 2 on the Ice Planet Luke Skywalker:Master Yoda what is this place? Yoda: A whorehouse me thinks. Luke:Whats a whorehouse? Yoda:Whorehouse sign says,but sure Im not of what it is. Luke:Oh I didnt see that.Well lets have a look around the place. -Rebel interupts- Sir we have just spotted 2 Dark Jedi walkin this way. Luke:What do they look like? Rebel:One has a Red double Bladed lightsaber and the other is a robot. -Obi Wan joins in- Obiwan:So its Grevious and Maul, eh? Rebel:I believe so Master Kenobi. Luke:Let us handle this Master Yoda. Yoda:Careful now you be. -Obiwan and Luke leave the scene- Princess Leia:Master Yoda Im ready to give you that pleasure now. Yoda:Chambers in which we shall go. Yoda:Good Pie you made Leia Leia:I knew youd like my pleasure pie. *meanwhile* Darth Maul:Do you think they realize that leia is a whore? Grevious:Nope wait it looks like we have visitors. ObiWan:Grevious Maul nice to see you pansies again I thought I kicked both ur arses before. Luke:Calm Down ObiWan. ObiWan:Fine but Ill own there arses later. Grevious and Maul:You puny fools your empty threats mean nothing. Maul:Lets do this. Grevious:Yes lets dance! *discopad drops down* meanwhile back at Yodas chambers Leia:Did you know I want you? Mace Windoo:Doesnt every white chick want me? Leia:I spose lets goto the whorehouse bathrooms Master Windoo. 30 minutes later Leia:That was.......... Windoo:Great? Leia:No it was AWSUM!!! Windoo:Yea that was a kool movie. Leia:I wasnt talkin bout the movie. Windoo:What were you talkin bout? Leia:Ill tell ya later when Im in the mood again. End Scene Episode 3 part 1 Vader:You know Ive just gotten word from Maul that He and Grevious just kicked the hell out of the Republic in a dance off then killed ObiWan Sidious:They killed a Jedi?!?!? Vader:No they killed him in Halo while Luke was in the bathroom. Sidious:Oh I see. Vader:So yea who are these bounty hunters ive been hearin about? Sidious ah yes come in Jengo and Boba Fett. Vader:I thought Jengo was dead? Sidious:We ressurected him. Vader:Oh I see. Jengo:So whats this mission of yours? Sidious:I need you two to kill Han Solo and Chewbacca dont kill em kill em, Just kill them in DDR Boba:I suck at DDR what about Halo can I kill him in Halo? Sidious:I spose now off to it. Boba:Dad you never told me you played DDR. Jengo:I played it before you were born. Boba:Wait before I was born?? Jengo:Yea I challenged some punk ass pansy in a dance off and that pansy got served oh and that white on ur sheets well you see your mother and I..... Boba:What the hell dad its my room why did you do it in my room? Jengo:What are you talkin bout? Boba:You and mom gettin it on. Jengo:No we were paintin and got paint on it dumbo. Boba:Oh I thought----*Lightsaber flys past em* Mysterious voice:I know ur plot.Let me help.Im from the past. Jengo:Who are you? Anakin:It Is I Anakin Skywalker, Lukes father. Boba:You mean your Vader? Anakin: Yes. Boba:Vader said you died in a car accident. Anakin: If Im not Vader who am I? Boba: He said you were his sex toy. Anakin:What?!?!??!?!?!??!?! Boba: we were just messin with ya. Jengo:We were? Boba:Yes dad we were. Anakin:Phew. Boba:Follow us Anakin. Anakin:OK. ~Meanwhile~ Han:Chewy What are doing? Chewy:(Wookie tongue) Peein in the gas tank. Han:Oh ok......WHAT!!!Get ur cock out of my tank Chewy!!! Chewy:You dumbass its the new fuel for ships Wookie pee its free. Han:Oh.Is that Boba Fett and Jengo Fett? Chewy:I believe so. Han:Im gonna throw a grenade at them a plasma grenade.*throws grenade* Jengo:Oh hell!!! *dies* Boba and Anakin high tail it out of there End theres no more I stopped after three if you want more ask me Ill make more. EDIT:So I cant add a poll so you tell me shoul I continue or scrap it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spitfire Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 LOL! Now that was funny! Very nice, but try to use good gramar. Still, it was awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRealDem Posted April 6, 2007 Author Share Posted April 6, 2007 You know Ive been thinking about Continuing this so Im going to add a poll in this thread.BTW:I cleaned it up some. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC-1162 Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 That was different from the usual fics we get here and I welcomed the change, though it did contain a bit of mild cussing. You could try to cut down on that. But all in all, good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRealDem Posted April 7, 2007 Author Share Posted April 7, 2007 Thanks just let me know if you guys want more.Oh and I cleaned up the language a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canderous_ordo1 Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 i liked it was very funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CSI Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 ROFL! I love it, it's pretty funny. It can be considered a "badfic", which we consider them funny fics, which the grammars are misused intentionally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titanius Anglesmith Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 ROFLMAO! I had to stuff my mouth with my shirt to keep from busting out laughing. Fix some grammar and this would be a great "bad-fic". edit: Yay! I'm a "Veteran". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRealDem Posted April 15, 2007 Author Share Posted April 15, 2007 Before it was way worse grammar wise so I did clean it up.There arent as many curse words in it. Episode 4:Why me? Sidious:Vader I want you to goto Hoth and Go Find Princess ;Leia and teach her a lesson. Vader:Why me? Sidious:Why?!?!?!??!You dare question me?!?!?!?!Well Im crippled and ur strong so you should go do it. Vader:Fine!!!I will*runs and cries all the way to a ship* *Meanwhile* Boba:I knew my father would die.Why did he have to ressurect himAnakin:You mean why did I have to?Well he would be a diversion for us. Boba:Oh I see so it was the idiots plan? Anakin:You know what?*Force shocks him* Boba:Why you filthy Jedi!!!!*Shoots him with a rocket and flies away* Anakin:This isnt over Boba!!!You will feel the wrath of the Sith!!! *Planet:Hoth 1:42 PM* Vader:Well So this is the whorehouse? Greivous:Yes and also that filthy midget Yoda is in there. Vader:Where the hell did you come from? Greivous:That speeder over there.Me and Maul will watch guard.While you go find the "painted lady" Vader:Very well. *In the whorehouse* Yoda and Windu:Thanks for the "pleasure" we must go now.. Leia the "painted lady":No Problem come again.Especially you Master Windu. Vader:Ah so youre "the painted lady" Leia:Why ye----- Vader:Shut up, bitch!!!*slaps her in the face* *Leia kicks him in his "Jibblets"* *ending credits* Vader: Oh why me?!??! FIN well whatya think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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