JoeDoe 2.0 Posted July 2, 2007 Posted July 2, 2007 Telling a girl that she's F A T Be prepared to run more than a 100 kilometers with the motivation that if you stop you die
Totenkopf Posted July 2, 2007 Posted July 2, 2007 Nah, that's only dumb if you want to date her. Otherwise, it's all in how you say it. I'm guessing you weren't even remotely artful in your delivery.
JoeDoe 2.0 Posted July 2, 2007 Posted July 2, 2007 Well, I said it in a funny way, but I guess she took it seriously, next day, I couln't even feel my body from the beating she gave me She's my grilfriend now
Hallucination Posted July 2, 2007 Posted July 2, 2007 Walked into: 2. A hanging flowerpot. Erm, okay, singular usage isn't really appropriate there. Sqilz. I sat on a medium sized slide (one of those themepark-esque ones, but smaller). All was nice and good until I turned the last corner, and there was someone sitting at the mouth of the slide. I was just paralysed with shock for the next 2 metres worth of slide, and... well. The girl was bawling like crazy despite the fact that she was none the worse for wear and I was smaller and skinnier than her anyway! I got a gash over my eye and a permanent urge to set a guard at the foot of every slide I sit on >.< So you didn't take a look to see if anyone was already in the slide? Or did you do that on purpose because you're mean?
Totenkopf Posted July 3, 2007 Posted July 3, 2007 Well, I said it in a funny way, but I guess she took it seriously, next day, I couln't even feel my body from the beating she gave me She's my grilfriend now Well, I'm guessing you don't fall now for the "do these pants make my @ss look big?" trick.
Jae Onasi Posted July 3, 2007 Posted July 3, 2007 Do not err.. balance on a mossy fence when you're male. >__________________> Oh, that explains a _lot_.....
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