NiKo Posted August 11, 2001 Author Share Posted August 11, 2001 ..."are you a pothead fellas!?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagnusB Posted August 11, 2001 Share Posted August 11, 2001 MagnusB was standing nearby, until he cracked up, starting laughing out loud, tripped on a rock, and fell into the lava.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagnusB Posted August 12, 2001 Share Posted August 12, 2001 Originally posted by Blondbeard: (what age group is this bedtime story meant to be for?) Oh, around 4-5 years. Need to twist their minds early you know..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted August 12, 2001 Author Share Posted August 12, 2001 just then fellas p00ped his pants and started gigling like a girl, the crew couldnt stand it, so they decided to.... ------------------ ~if you can't lower Heaven, raise Hell.~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondbeard Posted August 12, 2001 Share Posted August 12, 2001 ....Tar and feather him,but they were all out of tar so they decided to execute plan x.The crew all gasped and said not plan x.Im afraid so said the captain.Thomas was soon about to find out that plan x was...... ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted August 12, 2001 Author Share Posted August 12, 2001 ...beating the ships drunkard brighto in a drinking duel.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondbeard Posted August 12, 2001 Share Posted August 12, 2001 they gave fellas water and he passed out cold,so plan x sucseeded.Then they tossed fellas onto a raft and left him to float away. ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondbeard Posted August 12, 2001 Share Posted August 12, 2001 they gave fellas water and he passed out cold,so plan x sucseeded.Then they tossed fellas onto a raft and left him to float away. ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted August 12, 2001 Author Share Posted August 12, 2001 ..fellas woke up a few days later, and found himself in a bell tower, where the priest has found him passed out on shore, and gave him a job as a deformed bell ringer... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondbeard Posted August 12, 2001 Share Posted August 12, 2001 ....fellas then realised the situation he was in.He climbed to the roof and shouted.IAM QUAZIMODO(or however u spell it).He started swinging about and lost his balance.He began to fall when suddenly..... ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted August 12, 2001 Author Share Posted August 12, 2001 ...he farted, gigled, and continued to fall... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted August 12, 2001 Share Posted August 12, 2001 **thank god this wasn't around before I went to bed, it's scary and I woulda had nightmares ** Fellas continued to fall while still laughing, to him this was all just like a ride at Disneyland, too bad he didn't see the nice rocky outcropping below ... ------------------ Brighty's definate better half! After all, I'm an Australian female, and he's some English snooty nosed male! But I wuv him;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadmeat1587246448 Posted August 12, 2001 Share Posted August 12, 2001 But lucky for him he landed on a big strong guys, so he only broke 2 ribs. The guy got mad, and broke his others. Near death, Thomas crawls to a hospital, where...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondbeard Posted August 12, 2001 Share Posted August 12, 2001 ....collapsed on the doorstep.Then a little girl triped over and grazed her knee.Doctors came out with a stretcher and took the girl away.Fellas by now was in a dream world .In his dream fellas was fantasizing about...... ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted August 12, 2001 Author Share Posted August 12, 2001 ... runing naked in his hometown. ------------------ ~if you can't lower Heaven, raise Hell.~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondbeard Posted August 12, 2001 Share Posted August 12, 2001 in his dream loads of men were running up to him and staring at him.Fellas was in heaven which is rather ironic because before he knew it he was floating upwards and towards a tunnel full of light.The gate keeper saw fellas and let him in straight away covering his eyes while doing so.Fellas walked through and GOD himself was standing there looking down on fellas.God said...... ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted August 12, 2001 Author Share Posted August 12, 2001 ..."are thou a pothead son?".... and then god kicked his @ss all the way to HELL, where he was greeted by... ------------------ ~if you can't lower Heaven, raise Hell.~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondbeard Posted August 12, 2001 Share Posted August 12, 2001 ......NiKo! who said ''are you a pothead fellas''.He was just about to put fellas on the toturing device when saddam hussain came along and said ''guy you need to relax put your feet up,i'll do the torturing'' Then saddam put fellas under a load of bricks ready to fall at the pull of a lever.Fellas was desperatly trying to escape when he remembered that... ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted August 12, 2001 Share Posted August 12, 2001 Sadam was gay so Fellas offered to give him a blowjob, to which Sadam replied... ------------------ Brighty's definate better half! After all, I'm an Australian female, and he's some English snooty nosed male! But I wuv him;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted August 12, 2001 Author Share Posted August 12, 2001 ..."eeh! relax guy! i like gay men", but then satan came along and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondbeard Posted August 12, 2001 Share Posted August 12, 2001 Who is this little gobs*ite? With that satan picked up and fellas and threw back up to earth.Satan then called saddam into his room,meanwhile back up on earth,fellas had been thrown into space when along came the enterprise full of trekkies.Fellas was beamed up by scotty.Fellas boarded and the first thing he did was........ ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted August 12, 2001 Author Share Posted August 12, 2001 ...looking at scotty with a hgorny look and said "scotty, beam down my clothes".... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted August 12, 2001 Share Posted August 12, 2001 Strip to get the trekkies attention, but... ------------------ Brighty's definate better half! After all, I'm an Australian female, and he's some English snooty nosed male! But I wuv him;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted August 12, 2001 Author Share Posted August 12, 2001 BAH! this isnt fun anymore...i started this when fellas was here so he could respond to our story's. now that newfoundgloryboy banned him. there's no use.... ------------------ ~if you can't lower Heaven, raise Hell.~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunken_Sailor Posted August 12, 2001 Share Posted August 12, 2001 No,guess not.But we should really have a real end of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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