Guest Brighteyesmonkey Posted August 1, 2001 Share Posted August 1, 2001 Well we're old freinds. (And this is a topic I nicked from my mates forum) I think we should start a little family! Like we marry each other. And you can have mums and dads etc. Well I think for starters Storken and Frenchyd (Who inspired me to make this ) should be married. Breif you gotta be grandad! Anyone wanna marry an english gentleman? First come first served! ------------------ Prime British Meat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrik Posted August 1, 2001 Share Posted August 1, 2001 ...by English gentleman he means me, not the little grotbag known as himself ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Brighteyesmonkey Posted August 1, 2001 Share Posted August 1, 2001 .......I'll ignore that little remark........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rufio Posted August 1, 2001 Share Posted August 1, 2001 Originally posted by Thripweed: ...by English gentleman he means me, not the little grotbag known as himself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted August 1, 2001 Share Posted August 1, 2001 Well I'm the oldest female, I deserve to have a senior womans roll, I'm not old enough to be a grandmother... heeeeeeey when I have kids I'll be spoiling them rotten All I need now is a husband and some kids ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jojo Junior Posted August 1, 2001 Share Posted August 1, 2001 Hey Brighto, I'll be ur wife! JK!!!!1 Im straight... -------------- [This message has been edited by Jojo Junior (edited July 31, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Posted August 1, 2001 Share Posted August 1, 2001 i can be somenone´s lil kid then i will terrorize you!!!!! hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted August 1, 2001 Share Posted August 1, 2001 I'll marry Brighty I bet Brighty doesn't wanna marry me though, I'm too bossy and mean ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fender Posted August 1, 2001 Share Posted August 1, 2001 I will be the teenager who stands around bus stops, smoking tabs, looking sullen, chewing gum, wearing my cap the worng way round.... ------------------ Fender's Web! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadmeat1587246448 Posted August 1, 2001 Share Posted August 1, 2001 I'll be the nice rich uncle with a mental diseas (every family has to have one) ------------------ I'm the root of all that's evil yeah but you can call me cookie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Brighteyesmonkey Posted August 1, 2001 Share Posted August 1, 2001 Do they Deadmeat? Mind you....actualy come to think of it I have ,but not rich. Ok Nattster. *Brighty gets down on one knee: Natalie will you marry me? ------------------ Prime British Meat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted August 1, 2001 Share Posted August 1, 2001 Brighty called me Natalie... I suppose he's gotta be professional though Of course I accept ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo in finland Posted August 1, 2001 Share Posted August 1, 2001 yeah he can marry natty, byt he will never leave his affair with napalmfish... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush122 Posted August 1, 2001 Share Posted August 1, 2001 I'm marrying.....myself! Mwahahahaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush122 Posted August 1, 2001 Share Posted August 1, 2001 ......and not only will I marry myself but I will ALSO (brace yourselfs) ............................................................................................................................(wait a sec, im thinking of something that is really shocking/spontaneus) ........................AHA! I've got it! I'll also.....no......damn......Sht, i'll just marry myself and leave it at that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush122 Posted August 1, 2001 Share Posted August 1, 2001 I HATE DOUBLE POSTS [This message has been edited by Guybrush122 (edited August 01, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fender Posted August 1, 2001 Share Posted August 1, 2001 Who are my parents, so I can get into the hang of insulting them now. ------------------ Fender's Web! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrik Posted August 1, 2001 Share Posted August 1, 2001 I'll be the 'dude' standing next to fender looking 'l33t'. And Brighteyes, notice the in my comment earlier? ie: joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fender Posted August 1, 2001 Share Posted August 1, 2001 Originally posted by Thripweed: I'll be the 'dude' standing next to fender looking 'l33t'. Woah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush122 Posted August 1, 2001 Share Posted August 1, 2001 Wait, now we gotta do somethin'. soemone has to be called 'Filty Luca' adn 'Dirty Enzio' (spelling?) "I thank you for inviting me on the day of your daughter's wedding. I hope their first child, is a masculine child...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush122 Posted August 1, 2001 Share Posted August 1, 2001 double post [This message has been edited by Guybrush122 (edited August 01, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush122 Posted August 1, 2001 Share Posted August 1, 2001 triple post (my comp is really slow sometimes, dont call me a spammer, cause i didnt mean to) [This message has been edited by Guybrush122 (edited August 01, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brief Posted August 1, 2001 Share Posted August 1, 2001 Well, I am old enough to be some of 'yous' fathers... if I got busy right at puberty, that is. However, I'm not quite old enough to be anyone's grandfather... Hmm... why am I suddenly reminded of this: Now many, many years ago, when I was twenty-three, I was married to a widow who was pretty as could be. This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red. My father fell in love with her, and soon they, too, were wed. This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life. My daughter was my mother, 'cause she was my father's wife. To complicate the matter, even though it brought me joy, I soon became the father of bouncing baby boy. My little baby then became a brother-in-law to Dad, And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad. For if he was my uncle, then that also made him brother Of the widow's grown-up-daughter, who, of course, was my stepmother. Father's wife then had a son who kept him on the run, And he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter's son. My wife is now my mother's mother, and it makes me blue, Because, although she is my wife, she's my grandmother, too. Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I'm her grandchild, And every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild, For now I have become the strangest case you ever saw As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa! I'm my own grandpa. I'm my own grandpa. It sounds funny, I know, but it really is so, Oh, I'm my own grandpa. ------------------ "If n**** no go to school, n**** no get a job. If n**** no get a job, n**** no make no money. If n**** no make no money, n**** no be able to afford BMW 7-series!" --Tokyo Breakfast [This message has been edited by brief (edited August 01, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faith Posted August 1, 2001 Share Posted August 1, 2001 I'd marry NiKo!!! He is fine! ------------------ Faith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fender Posted August 1, 2001 Share Posted August 1, 2001 Originally posted by brief: Well, I am old enough to be some of 'yous' fathers... if I got busy right at puberty, that is. However, I'm not quite old enough to be anyone's grandfather... Hmm... why am I suddenly reminded of this: Now many, many years ago, when I was twenty-three, I was married to a widow who was pretty as could be. This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red. My father fell in love with her, and soon they, too, were wed. This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life. My daughter was my mother, 'cause she was my father's wife. To complicate the matter, even though it brought me joy, I soon became the father of bouncing baby boy. My little baby then became a brother-in-law to Dad, And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad. For if he was my uncle, then that also made him brother Of the widow's grown-up-daughter, who, of course, was my stepmother. Father's wife then had a son who kept him on the run, And he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter's son. My wife is now my mother's mother, and it makes me blue, Because, although she is my wife, she's my grandmother, too. Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I'm her grandchild, And every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild, For now I have become the strangest case you ever saw As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa! I'm my own grandpa. I'm my own grandpa. It sounds funny, I know, but it really is so, Oh, I'm my own grandpa. *Fender stares blankly at screen, falls off chair laughing, alerts security, is put back in cardboard box, apologizes to Jojo Jr for breaking his.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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